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So, I found this post on r/neoveginadisasters about your typical bottom surgery regret. (Archive) But they left out the best or worst part of that thread found here. (Archive) The first reply to the thread is what really got me.

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It's all about the sex, not the regret of mutilating yourself, and the sexist comment that men don't need any foreplay.
 
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Nekromantik2 said:
So, I found this post on r/neoveginadisasters about your typical bottom surgery regret. (Archive) But they left out the best or worst part of that thread found here. (Archive) The first reply to the thread is what really got me.

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It's all about the sex, not the regret of mutilating yourself, and the sexist comment that men don't need any foreplay.
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LOL this dude claims he 'forgot' to dilate for 10 fucking years. More like was too lazy or regretted the surgery and intentionally let it close.
 
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Elysian said:
This peak trans story is NSFL nightmare fuel.
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I don't know if it's because I am on my phone (and if that's the case, I apologize preemptively for the rest of this post) but I am only seeing a small snippet of the post you are talking about. I found it in its entirety and

IT IS MAGNIFICENT :
peak transed years ago in college when I was confronted by a TiM (homeless..?on drugs..?) Prostitute. I did not have a car in nursing school, and couldn't afford a whole lot so I walked everywhere or rode the bus or carpooled with friends. I was getting off the bus and went to sit down on the bench at the bus stop to wait for the other bus going another direction. TiM strides up with clicking heels and a god awful pink and black cheetah print dress and costume jewelry. Obviously wearing a wig, two different heels on (lol..?) a ton of makeup (not very well done, mind you), and smoking like chimney. He looks god awful like he is on drugs, twitching, red blood shot eyes, smells of alcohol and feces and something dead, and kinda looks like Petunia from Futurama but much much worse.



He asks me for money for the bus and for cigarettes. I say nope, I don't have any money. He asks for drugs and other things next and I say no. He then thinks we are like bestie girlfriends, grabs my elbow and drags me on the bus. I push him off and tell him I don't want to be touched and sit in the back. He FOLLOWS me, sits down by me and traps me between the window and the aisle, and starts talking about how hard it is to be a prostitute... ok? I don't want to know! He asks personal questions like if I had a boyfriend, if i was a virgin, where I lived, where I worked... etc. And how apparently it was hard for him to "succeed" as a "woman" as well...lol ok. He told me how empowering it was to be a "lady of the night" and about how his "John's" were so kinky. I was uncomfortable with the topic and asked him to stop...nope he thought I was his friend...



I ask to get up several times and try to see if anyone around would help me. Some people were staring at...his spectacle but didn't do anything! He proceeds to tell me about how he can't afford SRS and still has a penis. He realizes I'm in nursing school and asks questions about STDs and problems with his stoma. I think to myself "stoma...I thought he was just having anal/oral sex...???" He fucking ELABORATES by lifting his dress (on the bus with at least 25 people in public), and shows me his colostomy/ileostomy bag. NSFW AHEAD NSFW GRAPHIC BELOW WARNING!!! IT IS GROSS AND NOT MEDICALLY RECOMMENDED



I fucking PANIC! It was like so so gross, necrotic, had drainage, all kind of colors, had stool, pus, bleeding, the bag was barely attached and I didn't want to fucking catch something from the drainage!!! That's were the smell came from! It was like something died!!! He apparently didn't want to be penetrated anally and let men stick their penises in the stoma...it got infected and something may have perforated (I'm an RN now, but had not been one at the time). He asked if he had an STD...in the middle of his bowel. WTF!!!! I don't know?? Probably? This all happened within the span of like 30 seconds and I fucking screamed and pulled the stop cord above me and caused a riot. I told the driver to stop and wanted to get off.



He tried to stop me and follow me because he liked to talk about "girly" shit, porn, and men. He was literally convinced I was his friend because I didn't outwardly tell him to fuck off (I'm a compassionate person, felt bad for the poor/disadvantaged) Some dudes stopped him and I ran like hell and called my friends to pick me up. I have other irritating and demeaning things happen, but this was fucking disturbing and caused fucking nightmares.

Later, when I had been working for several years, we had a patient (guy identifies as guy) who had the same thing, same symptoms, the docs were baffled at what the fuck was causing it.... I asked the dude if he was having sex (cringe) with the stoma as the orifice and he admitted it. I told the doctors and we all collectively hurled... So here we are today. So sorry about the graphic detail!! I just wanted to let you know the extent of heebie-jeebies he gave me! I never forgot this and it is etched into my fucking brain forever....

Edit : A man is not a woman. A STOMA is not a substitute for a VAGINA. A "neovagina" (inverted penis or resected bowel) is also not a vagina. Wtf...? Does he charge extra or is it half off when guys PENETRATE the stoma instead...? barf I have nightmares..



Instead of sweet dreams are made of this...

It's nightmares are made of TiMs
 
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My favorite part of this post is that I subconsciously clocked Dena without even fully looking. Not sure if it was the jawline that made my brain fire the connection but, man. Imagine trying your best to look like a 60s/70s nuclear housewife and getting clocked instantly without even a full look. Laughing at how quickly my instinct brain fired that one off for me :lit:

ETA: The more I look the funnier it gets. The huge adam's apple, the strabismus (look at the directions the eyes are pointing), something about the neck besides the adam's apple, the list just keeps growing.
 
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Elysian said:
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"(I'm a compassionate person, felt bad for the poor/disadvantaged)"

After he shoved his infected shitbag in her face. I am so sick of this. I know, I know, feminine socialization. But have a little bit of pride, ladies? Stop feeling "compassion" for people who are actually in the process of assaulting you, maybe?
 
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I don't know if it's because I am on my phone (and if that's the case, I apologize preemptively for the rest of this post) but I am only seeing a small snippet of the post you are talking about. I found it in its entirety and

IT IS MAGNIFICENT :
peak transed years ago in college when I was confronted by a TiM (homeless..?on drugs..?) Prostitute. I did not have a car in nursing school, and couldn't afford a whole lot so I walked everywhere or rode the bus or carpooled with friends. I was getting off the bus and went to sit down on the bench at the bus stop to wait for the other bus going another direction. TiM strides up with clicking heels and a god awful pink and black cheetah print dress and costume jewelry. Obviously wearing a wig, two different heels on (lol..?) a ton of makeup (not very well done, mind you), and smoking like chimney. He looks god awful like he is on drugs, twitching, red blood shot eyes, smells of alcohol and feces and something dead, and kinda looks like Petunia from Futurama but much much worse.



He asks me for money for the bus and for cigarettes. I say nope, I don't have any money. He asks for drugs and other things next and I say no. He then thinks we are like bestie girlfriends, grabs my elbow and drags me on the bus. I push him off and tell him I don't want to be touched and sit in the back. He FOLLOWS me, sits down by me and traps me between the window and the aisle, and starts talking about how hard it is to be a prostitute... ok? I don't want to know! He asks personal questions like if I had a boyfriend, if i was a virgin, where I lived, where I worked... etc. And how apparently it was hard for him to "succeed" as a "woman" as well...lol ok. He told me how empowering it was to be a "lady of the night" and about how his "John's" were so kinky. I was uncomfortable with the topic and asked him to stop...nope he thought I was his friend...



I ask to get up several times and try to see if anyone around would help me. Some people were staring at...his spectacle but didn't do anything! He proceeds to tell me about how he can't afford SRS and still has a penis. He realizes I'm in nursing school and asks questions about STDs and problems with his stoma. I think to myself "stoma...I thought he was just having anal/oral sex...???" He fucking ELABORATES by lifting his dress (on the bus with at least 25 people in public), and shows me his colostomy/ileostomy bag. NSFW AHEAD NSFW GRAPHIC BELOW WARNING!!! IT IS GROSS AND NOT MEDICALLY RECOMMENDED



I fucking PANIC! It was like so so gross, necrotic, had drainage, all kind of colors, had stool, pus, bleeding, the bag was barely attached and I didn't want to fucking catch something from the drainage!!! That's were the smell came from! It was like something died!!! He apparently didn't want to be penetrated anally and let men stick their penises in the stoma...it got infected and something may have perforated (I'm an RN now, but had not been one at the time). He asked if he had an STD...in the middle of his bowel. WTF!!!! I don't know?? Probably? This all happened within the span of like 30 seconds and I fucking screamed and pulled the stop cord above me and caused a riot. I told the driver to stop and wanted to get off.



He tried to stop me and follow me because he liked to talk about "girly" shit, porn, and men. He was literally convinced I was his friend because I didn't outwardly tell him to fuck off (I'm a compassionate person, felt bad for the poor/disadvantaged) Some dudes stopped him and I ran like hell and called my friends to pick me up. I have other irritating and demeaning things happen, but this was fucking disturbing and caused fucking nightmares.

Later, when I had been working for several years, we had a patient (guy identifies as guy) who had the same thing, same symptoms, the docs were baffled at what the fuck was causing it.... I asked the dude if he was having sex (cringe) with the stoma as the orifice and he admitted it. I told the doctors and we all collectively hurled... So here we are today. So sorry about the graphic detail!! I just wanted to let you know the extent of heebie-jeebies he gave me! I never forgot this and it is etched into my fucking brain forever....

Edit : A man is not a woman. A STOMA is not a substitute for a VAGINA. A "neovagina" (inverted penis or resected bowel) is also not a vagina. Wtf...? Does he charge extra or is it half off when guys PENETRATE the stoma instead...? barf I have nightmares..



Instead of sweet dreams are made of this...

It's nightmares are made of TiMs
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Jesus Christ I feel sick now. Fucking gross, omg!

Moral of the story: Stomas aren't for fucking.
 
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titty skeleton said:
My favorite part of this post is that I subconsciously clocked Dena without even fully looking. Not sure if it was the jawline that made my brain fire the connection but man. Imagine trying your best to look like a 60s/70s nuclear housewife and getting clocked instantly without even a full look. Laughing at how quickly my instinct brain just fired that one off for me :lit:
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I would say it's the jawline and brow ridge. That's just the bone structure of a mans face.
 
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