Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

[Deadbeef Chief]

@Unfunniest thinks he killed Mumkey's online presence

 

[Biggestniggest1844]

@Unfunniest thinks he killed Mumkey's online presence

Literally who?

 

[Deadbeef Chief]

Literally who?

Good point. Just thought it was humorous.

He's left Demon's server after calling everybody in the server a pedophile. (Although, perhaps, "pedophile" may not be far off. Lots of weird and very NSFW shit being posted in an underage kid's Discord.)

 

[KingQuartz]

Literally who?

This trailer I made should be a standard of what my video will be like because youll probably think its some power point slide.
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My channel by the way: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtdfb1RoTMzBIXRGrKMrTLQ

He's that kid who posted a cringy trailer for his video the other day.

 

[Snídely Whiplashó]

I hate to be a debbie downer, but imo there's no way he'll be able to work anything beyond minimum wage with his history scattered throughout the internet. Realistically I just don't see it happening.

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

Mumkey just made a very long post on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/posts/28453854

As I said previously, making stuff about Mumkey for the last week has been more fun and given me more joy than he has with any of the stuff he has produced for the last 6 months - however, I welcome his move away from the Internet if it is causing him this many horrors.

Absolutely, he shouldn't have kept dismissing those with legitimate criticism or worry with "you're all a bunch of Incel 14 year olds with mommy's credit cards" - I mean, unless he got his fiance's audience confused with us. Are his family all 14 year olds too, are his friends, are his former business partners? But otherwise it speaks as a dude who has had a great life crisis and come away from it with a different perspective. True, that crisis was entirely generated by himself but he was never shy about admitting that.

If he feels he needs to make this a part-time thing and get a "real job", then absolutely he should do that. There are many benefits to working a "real" job beyond monetary compensation. First, he talks about medical insurance. If he thinks seeing a doctor and getting the pills is helping, then he should make sure he is able to still do this. Secondly is the act of doing something physical and to which you have not as much of a personal investment in seeing completed. Thirdly, social interactions with people not considered to be "fans" or "haters" - just being around people who you know as well as a friend but that you wouldn't really care if they disappeared from your life, that can be healthy.

Not to get too personal here but I was physically very ill for a while and, as a result of not being able to work and then having a gap in my CV which left me unattractive to employers, I was out of a job. Most of my relationships had broken down, some in very bad ways but most just drifting off and not making contact either due to physical distance, indifference, or by feeling hurt and taking it personally when maybe I couldn't make it to a party, or had to cancel out of 'cause I was just too sick. Getting a job again saved me. I'm around people now who, if I like them or don't, I have to be around them. I have a set time I need to be in work. I have a set amount of work I have to do. None of that really affects my real life, my life outside work, but it does help because it passes over to that other sphere - you have done a hard day's work so now you can play video games, watch a movie, or spend hours dancing around in a monkey mask talking about school shooters.

He also, very cleverly I might add, keeps away from the subject of Liu. It is a matter-of-fact "this is what is happening" post, with appropriate apologies thrown in to former business partners and fans. This makes me think that he has watched the beautiful film produced by our Eerver Lord and taken it to heart. Treat your business as a goddamn business. Businesses diversify and aren't dependent on any on source of revenue. Previously, online was all he had. When shit got rough, he retreated online. Now he has realised how fickle that online space can be. Does he need to apologise to friends and others he has harmed? Absolutely. But his negative experience with the Internet has probably made it so he is going to do this in person.

However, as shown on my autistic analysis post, he is far better off being an online star, at least financially. If he goes to corporations for a job, he will end up as a burger flipper. If it becomes known where he works, he will be harassed both by phone and in person. His new boss, sick of this shit over a replaceable employee, will fire his ass. Now he has 5 years of Internet shenanigans about school shootings, fucking pedophiles and possibly enabling them (her), and so on plus now he has been fired by McDonalds. That is not a good place to be in, far worse than now. I say this, again, from personal experience - we had a dude work with us for one Summer who was part of a series of videos that went viral. Once it was known he worked there, people would come in and imitate him, getting in the way of legitimate business. He wasn't fired for it, it drove him to quit. And this is for appearing in one video that had a very small local impact, imagine how much Mumkey, already known as being "that school shooter kid" is going to get shit.

The solution - get a job where you aren't public-facing. But these aren't easy to get without skills and/or a background check. So he won't get that sort of job. Unless he knows someone, and it is clear he doesn't have those sorts of connections.

Furthermore, once his former online job becomes a hobby and the output lessens (even more so than it has been, the man used to be a machine with putting out content) then Patreon bucks will lessen. He might get banned again. He might find himself having to face real, legal ramifications for his or Liu's actions. And then his hobby becomes a burden.

tl;dr I liked the apology, appreciate his sentiments and how he plans to make things better but I'm not sure how well it will work out for him. Real job = good, but maybe unrealistic and possibly more trouble. Wish him the best but it is a very steep hill he has chosen to climb.

Source: I drank a bottle of wine, I am more verbose than I normally am. Forgiveness prease.

EDIT (because why the fuck not, this is already a novel) - I would suggest to him that he does get a job, back of shop preferably, but more for the fringe benefits it affords (which I mentioned above). Next, spend more time doing solo content. Content that doesn't rely on other people. How much of his shit is collaborative? It doesn't need to be. Still do it occasionally, but have it be, at most, once a week. For your regular content, plan it by yourself, offline. Post it, but make a promise with fans to only respond or interact about it for first few hours after it is posted. While doing this, do all your promotion shit on Twitter or elsewhere. Get an app that schedules your Tweets and spend an hour a week setting those up, don't engage beyond a set limited time. Don't share your personal life online, beyond small inevitable references. Liu can appear on episodes, but never as a regular. Her successor can appear too, but only after you have officially broken up with Liu. Never have a Discord. Liu has had three (at least) since this all went down and all the juiciest stuff has been taken from there (because it always is). Discord is a private conversation that is recorded so that everyone can see it and reference it. It only leads to misery. Yea, so sayeth Jim, Prophet of Metokur - "Nothing good has ever come of Discord. Hey champ, what are you doing?"

 

[Super Book]

I feel like he'll have to come back to the internet because of the lack of actual skills he has.

 

[AverageAnimeWatcher]

Respect man Im a channel with 100 subscribers it's a passion project i wouldn't put 3 weeks of my life rotating around a d list celeb for what some grab for views? I could just sit and be making minecraft videos and probably get more views I just have been lurking this whole situation writing and gathering information and I think its relevant to this I think if I make something that can grab his attention then it might shake him up because he literally got cucked by a kid sad

Take a moment and remember the site you are posting too. Now think. We are all anonymous for a reason.

Do you really think it's a good idea to promote your personal brand here?

 

[World Star]

Mumkey just made a very long post on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/posts/28453854

Well, shit seems like who ever voted for end of July for the dead pol has won since this means that 'Mumkey Jones' is effectively dead.
I'm not sure what's left now since Liu has also deleted her twitter too.

 

[Angry Shoes]

The more I read about him the more this seems like he's having a quarter-life crisis and trying to change from the person he was in his teenage years. I kind of understand it, we all look back at the person we were at 16 and cringe a little bit. But none of us got $4,000 a month to be that cringey 16 year old.

Good luck Mumkey. You're gonna need it in the real world.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Mumkey seems to be just a little self aware, and throwing himself at pharma, assuming it will work as a literal cure-all. It’s sad because of this, but now he will get worse. If that conjecture is right, that is.

 

[Purin Chan]

@Unfunniest thinks he killed Mumkey's online presence

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How? The video hasn't even reached 1k views yet. Imagine thinking you're this much of a big shot lol.

I hate to be a debbie downer, but imo there's no way he'll be able to work anything beyond minimum wage with his history scattered throughout the internet. Realistically I just don't see it happening.

That's true, his online persona has bled way too much into his real life to the point where even his own family doesn't want to associate with him. He basically ruined his life by becoming an e-celeb and not knowing how to handle the responsibilities that come with it. I highly doubt anyone is gonna hire him after finding out that he cheated on his ex-girlfriend with a kiddie groomer.

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

How? The video hasn't even reached 1k views yet. Imagine thinking you're this much of a big shot lol.

Didn't even know it was out, I'm assuming by the lack of people posting it here that it is fairly crap and there is no point in watching it. Still, source? I want to see how much he stole from the thread before Colossus is Crazy copyright strikes it.

A whole pile of shit.

Honestly, I feel I should indulge in this sort of post now because I think this going to go cold for a while. It will be some time before his attempt at normalcy fails and we get a video where "Mumkey's back baby!".

EDIT: Goddamit, this was a beautifully short post until...

Noticed Mumkey says in his The State of Affairs video that he is on paroxetine. Here's a link to the effects and such of the drug:

Paroxetine Uses, Dosage & Side Effects - Drugs.com

Paroxetine is used treat depression, obsessive-compulsive disorder and anxiety disorders. Learn about side effects, interactions and indications.

www.drugs.com

Firstly, seems you shouldn't be anywhere near this drug if you have issues with blood pressure. What the fuck Tyler's doctor? Highlights from the side effects which can include "racing thoughts... unusual risk-taking behavior... feelings of extreme happiness or sadness, being more talkative than usual... confusion... sleep problems (insomnia)... decreased sex drive, impotence, or difficulty having an orgasm." Explains the videos with the bonus that the lack of dick power hopefully means Liu will be gone soon, to those young boys who don't need pills to get hard.

 

[A Logging Company]

Furry Groomer maybe in out midst. There is an account on the Kiwifarm's Fediverse instance (basically a self hosted twitter) claiming to be Liu of Mumkey lore: https://kiwifarms.cc/LiuTheKitten (won't process on archive.is, just deal with screencaps).


I thought it was just a LARP or a bot, but whoever is running it is interacting with people.

Already asked for timestamp pic to prove its really her. Though we can't know for certain, she would be the type to wander into drama dens to stir shit and get attention for herself.

 

[Whakko]

I'm gonna miss mumkey honestly. Shame he had to go out the way he did. He was always exceptional but in his golden age he was endearingly exceptional. Shame he had to go out the way he did. I'm glad he's happy though, I hope Liu gets better like Tyler wants her too and they can both live happy. It was a fun dumpster fire but I do hope this really is the end of it.

 

[Ulkesh]

Real classy to constantly insult your fans and call them incels and 14 year olds.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

you know what? fuck it. I'm completely done with mumkey. I'll even admit I had a patreon pledge to him for over a year because he used to put out some of the best content on youtube, but his recent post shitting on patrons who apparently all "control his life" was the final straw. I was thinking up to this point there was a tiny little bit of hope left that he would miraculously bounce back but I think it was just snuffed out, hence me cancelling my pledge about 10 minutes ago. I never wanted to "control" the mother fucker or even talk to him for that matter, I just wanted to provide a bit of SUPPORT when youtube was fucking him over.

here's the massive irony of the situation: in Tyler's twisted and misguided attempt to gain independence and "reduce the power other people have over him" he has just made himself a slave to people like Liu, who clearly dominate his life now, and the managers and bosses at the minimum wage shitholes that will actually hire him. his newly invented reality is going to come crashing down hard when he realizes the manager at mcdonalds doesn't give a fuck about his English major or dead youtube channel and fires him for his shitty work ethic, as I doubt he's done anything near honest work in several years, if ever. I also suspect he'll be pretty strapped for cash with his 0 income slave tier jobs, and that will add another layer of stress to his life. He has also rejected the people that have supported him and want him to succeed, like his fellow youtubers, friends, family, and people who support him financially, instead he listens exclusively to pill pushing psychiatrists and a pedophile furry junkie that will 100% leave him within they year.

all of this to the mantra of "I'm finally happy" "this is so I get better" and other hollow lines the shrinks have fed him while he's been in a doped up state for the past few months. this is beyond sad. (also he didn't even mention how he ghosted Dick, what a fucking tool)

 

[Whakko]

fires him for his shitty work ethic

Digibro said he had a great work ethic

 

[Ulkesh]

(also he didn't even mention how he ghosted Dick, what a fucking tool)

This also grinded my gears about his post. Not even an acknowledgement. Shows how little he gives a shit

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Honestly I believe Mumkey will die of a pill overdose or commit suicide. Though it's more likely he'll be homeless first