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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 125 13.1%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.7%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 528 55.3%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 228 23.9%
  • Total voters
    954
Connor said:
What's the point of trying when I'm going to fuck up anyways? I always fuck up!
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But fucking up is LIFE. Do you really think that everyone gets everything perfectly the first time around? Real strength is going out there and trying and then learning from your mistakes. You can't learn anything until you give yourself something to learn from. I'm speaking as someone who has fucked up many, many times in her short life. I still fuck up. But I've learned to deal with it and at least try to understand what went wrong. That's what being human is. Being flawed as hell, but still willing to improve.
 
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Connor said:
I'm telling you, there's no fucking point in trying when failure is inevitable!
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Cosmos said:
But fucking up is LIFE. Do you really think that everyone gets everything perfectly the first time around? Real strength is going out there and trying and then learning from your mistakes. You can't learn anything until you give yourself something to learn from. I'm speaking as someone who has fucked up many, many times in her short life. I still fuck up. But I've learned to deal with it and at least try to understand what went wrong. That's what being human is. Flawed as hell, but still willing to improve.
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You know what failure is? It's life's way of telling you that you should just fucking give up.
 
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Connor said:
What's the point of trying when I'm going to fuck up anyways? I always fuck up!
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Then do one of two things:

1) Give up. Honestly, completely, give up. Don't try or make any attempt to improve yourself. Subscribe to the belief that your life is shit, you are shit, and nothing will change that. This means that any whining on the internet about it is as useless as screaming into the void because you have already made the decision to wither away into nothing.
2) Fucking fight. Struggle a long, hard, bloody fight. Because if you don't fight then you're just going to die in more ways than one. You will fuck up along the way, but we learn when we fuck up. We learn how to avoid fucking up in the future. The struggle is a bitch, but it's the only way out.

So make your choice, Connor, because you can't have both.
 
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Connor said:
I'm telling you, there's no fucking point in trying when failure is inevitable!
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With that attitude failure is indeed inevitable. But hey, you've only proven that you'll never change your attitude for the whole fucking 15 months you've been here. We've all tried to help you in good faith and all you've ever done is whine, bitch and moan. I'm fucking done you navelfucker.
 
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