Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

[Dragonfire2020]

This guy is delusional. He's not happy, he's not making change, he's lying through his teeth. This is his front to show his "14 year old incel fans". Hes trying to make himself feel better, because he knows he's in a shit situation. I think he's in panic mode now, hence the little rant about going and getting a real job. The patreon bux are dwindling fast. I also believe he's avoiding the internet, because hes too smug and egotistical to hear the truth about his precious little pedo gf (I don't believe for a minute that the "engagement" is real). He's too scared to see that thing is still conversing with the kid.
Oh well.

So, what kind of 9 to 5 job will he get? The only thing I see him getting is minimum wage. He has no experience, and with his internet history, all it'll take is one google search. Not to mention, he's in bum fuck Iowa now, where he's known by his old friends and family, and I'm sure many know his as the pedophile apologist....uh huh. How is he going to support a house (I still doubt he bought it), utilities, food, medical bills for his shitty SSRI's and quack psychiatrist, oh, let's not forget that ugly sponge, liu? You know she isn't going to work, or if she does, it'll be for a week, then quit, due to the stress.

What will Tyler do when he's having an episode, can't get out of bed and has to keep calling out sick at his real job? A manager don't give a shit about your issues. Guess what, Tyler, it'll be a lot harder, and you'll have a lot more people "controlling" you, then you've ever had. You had it easy making videos. In the real world, you're disposable and replaceable.

 

[Biggestniggest1844]

At this point he won't make it to winter, let alone 2020.

Liu will without even the smallest doubt cuck him and leave him for another 15 year old. No school will ever hire him and the only places that will hire him will only really grind him down further as they serve as a brutal reminder of the comfy internet career he's pissed away.

 

[Jack Awful]

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So apparently anyone who shows concern towards Mumkey is just part of a hate mob of incels in his eyes. Strange, his behaviour has been quite inconsistent lately, as this contradicts with something he told me through direct messages last week. Maybe I'll show the DM at some point, but I kinda feel scummy showing messages that are meant to be private, so please understand. I've sort of made my peace with Mumkey, but his behaviour is making it hard for me to look away.

At least we don't marry pedophiles out of desperation because they're about to leave us for a 15 year old, Tyler.

 

[Enlightened Lain Cultist]

how do you have a mental breakdown from the pressure of being an e celeb without being an e celeb?

just going off posts in the thread his fans seemed more like well wishers and people who actively enjoyed his content rather than a standard memeable e celeb with tumblr fan art and youtube remixes... but through his own ego they now control his life (coincidentially alligning with him literally forefiting himself to a pedophile)

seriously, enveloping yourself in circle jerk fanclubs like podcasting and taking it so seriously as to build an identity around it is just larping at best... no wonder he has to bullet point it through breaking bad.

Ive never had a character deficiency and lacked validation like mumkey seems to have. he seems like he had a series of short circuted dopmanine takes that came before actually enjoying the craft that made him relevant, cozied up to narcisists with internet syndrome, and now everyone blew him the fuck out so all his ego can go for is "well guess ill be a regular person" without any concept of the ramifications of the dissonance he will experience starting and living like that.

dont think hed have trouble finding work as some on here seem to. teacher no, but he could settle into something. eventually the numbness is going to really cut into this guy if a few hundred thousand youtube views made him construct a new identity.

not wishing a thing on him but my moneys on an hero

 

[Rebis]

Don’t know Asterios well enough to truly say, but that whole part of the post reeks of manipulation. I’m not saying Asterios actually told him what to write, but it seems like he trained Mumkey well enough that Tyler would say exactly what Asterios wanted.

 

[VV 422]

and just like that, sympathy from everyone with a brain has disappeared in a snap

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

and just like that, sympathy from everyone with a brain has disappeared in a snap

Other people in this thread have talked about when they lost sympathy for Tyler. For me it was when he proposed to Liu. I realized right then that he was beyond anyones help but his own.

 

[Ulkesh]

Other people in this thread have talked about when they lost sympathy for Tyler. For me it was when he proposed to Liu. I realized right then that he was beyond anyones help but his own.

For me it was when he went from owning up to his actions (his first response to Meatman on twitter) to lashing out at people. First against Meatman, and then his fans. I think I finally realized he was a complete irredeemable lolcow when he tweeted his”I’ve been out having fun with my friends, how many hours have YOU been shitposting about me on discord, 15 year olds?” tweet.

 

[FaygoFagYo]

how do you have a mental breakdown from the pressure of being an e celeb without being an e celeb?

just going off posts in the thread his fans seemed more like well wishers and people who actively enjoyed his content rather than a standard memeable e celeb with tumblr fan art and youtube remixes... but through his own ego they now control his life (coincidentially alligning with him literally forefiting himself to a pedophile)

seriously, enveloping yourself in circle jerk fanclubs like podcasting and taking it so seriously as to build an identity around it is just larping at best... no wonder he has to bullet point it through breaking bad.

Ive never had a character deficiency and lacked validation like mumkey seems to have. he seems like he had a series of short circuted dopmanine takes that came before actually enjoying the craft that made him relevant, cozied up to narcisists with internet syndrome, and now everyone blew him the fuck out so all his ego can go for is "well guess ill be a regular person" without any concept of the ramifications of the dissonance he will experience starting and living like that.

dont think hed have trouble finding work as some on here seem to. teacher no, but he could settle into something. eventually the numbness is going to really cut into this guy if a few hundred thousand youtube views made him construct a new identity.

not wishing a thing on him but my moneys on an hero

If you frame this whole situation as self-brought fuel for his inevitable an heroing, the blatantly exceptional decisions he’s made make sense: he wants people to hate him. He wants this thread to exist. He wants us to push him over the edge by adding fuel to the fire. If this was purely for some grand standing episode of delusion, he wouldn’t be acting so vindictive and he would have just “remained calm” a la the PCP or Assbeater dramas. He knows what he’s doing, and Null said as such at the end of the live-stream.

To Mumkey, Jimmy, Tyler, or whatever you call yourself, if you’re reading this via your new gf, go fuck yourself for what your doing. People care about you and you CHOOSE to reject them and their help. I’m glad that you’ll be getting the loners funeral your setting up for yourself, you really deserve it.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

Is Tyler really qualified to be a teacher? I'm trying to imagine what subject his class would revolve around. Who'd even sign up for Fuck Your Life Up 101?

 

[Mumkey Lover]

Doesn't seem like anyone brought it up, but Asterios actually replied in Mumkeys Patreon update.

 

[Archeopthryx]

That is so sad. Mumkey play Despacito.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Honestly Mumkey is becoming everything he's ever made fun of to a creator who hates their fans, an incel, and a smug douchebag talking down to the people. Ironically, he also made fun of people taking pills for their depression now he's just happily swallowing them all with no questions.

It's pathetic as fuck, and he's honestly on par with Quinton Reviews when it comes to being condescending.

 

[Easterling]

I think Tyler is being idealistic at best thinking he'll manage working full time considering how cushy shit has been for him, If that nigga can't get out of bed for a week becuase of cocktail of meds and manic depressive episodes then he has fuck all chance of waking up at 8am to wage cuck like a normal person. As of now I think his sanity solely rests upon the shoulders of a furry that likes little boys and as soon as she gets bored Tyler is going to crumble. Its strange to think of all the fan girls he was cheating on his ex girlfriend with he chose the least stable.

So yeah neck rope with Liu starts grooming kids again, which I can assure you is only a matter of time.

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

One aspect of him going the normie route which I haven't seen brought up is that this could be what ultimately kills any interest Liu has left in him. She got with him because he was Internet famous, even though she claims he was never Mumkey to her but always Tyler. She is reveling in all the attention she is getting, which is a direct result of her association to an Internet personality. She has started Discords, done Q&A sessions, promised videos to clarify with nothing coming of it, and so on. If he becomes The Creator Formerly Known As Mumkey, part-time YouTube session on the decline, then she literally has no incentive to stick around. He isn't her type, Mumkey Jones (or rather, what little fame Mumkey had) was her type. I think he will genuinely try and better himself, even if his choice of direction is flawed, but from everything I have seen she has absolutely no intention of doing the same.

For example, he is on SSRIs and claims she was also given pills starting when she was in the hospital. Has there been any change in her behaviour that would make you think she is taking them, especially compared to the radical changes in Tyler? She is still doing commissions, she is still interacting with her teenage victims, and she is promising her incel fanatics pictures of her body in exchange for defending her (I don't mean that in the same way Tyler did, I mean genuinely that Demon seems like an incel).

Once he gets a job in the real world, she is gone. And then he will attempt to come back to the online world, full time, only to find that everyone has moved on.

 

[Easterling]

One aspect of him going the normie route which I haven't seen brought up is that this could be what ultimately kills any interest Liu has left in him. She got with him because he was Internet famous, even though she claims he was never Mumkey to her but always Tyler.

I think he must know this deep down as well, his whole string of affairs is a result of the confidence boost that his internet persona enabled him to have, which is why im pretty cynical when his says he's leaving for good. When a person is as heavily involved online as he has been then I think its safe say he's here to stay, he'll be back im almost certain of it.

 

[amieth]

Am I the only one who got a guilt-trippy feeling from the Patreon post? It almost seems that he is trying to guilt his fans, and those paying attention to him that although "he is doing well" we are the ones that had to drive him to this. Perhaps even an attempt to cry to Sheep because it was brought up before that he was still trying to talk to her and got upset when she got a boyfriend.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

If this idiot thinks he can get a job and not be recognised by some kid (even if it's just leaving/entering the building) at some point and then get reported to management for being a pedo terrorist he really is on drugs. He has so many disgruntled fans and enemies that he'll have people trying to track him down. Keeping his GF under lock and key Boogie-style is also going to be a challenge, since one of her only ways of making income requires internet presence.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

It's pathetic as fuck, and he's honestly on par with Quinton Reviews when it comes to being condescending.

Honestly I think he's worse than quinton at this point, which is horrifying.

Also quinton had the balls to go on SOTY and duke it out with the people shitting on him. mumkey is such a coward he won't even go on the dick show, which would just be a show where he gets advice from a friend. ( but it seems like mumkey has been in a wings of redemption "ban anyone trying to give me life advice" mood lately, and he's even taking SSRIs, just like wings.)

 

[Spedestrian]

Mumkey just made a very long post on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/posts/28453854

Wow, what a fitting end to this pitiful debacle. As much as I'd like to believe that Mumkey is making progress towards living his best life, it's hard to see this as anything other than delusion or deception given what's been going on with him recently. Here's my scene-by-scene interpretation of the Mumkey Jones series finale:

A Paradigm Shift
I'm making a brief return to the internet to make this important, lengthy post. I was going to record a 3rd life update vlog featuring all this information, but I think I'll come across as less crazy and doped up on prescription medication if I do this one in print.

Translation: "I'm so crazy and doped up on prescription medication that I'm incapable of pretending otherwise, so I'm going to hide behind a text post instead."

HAVE I LOST IT?
No. I'm actually doing really, really well over here. I'm the healthiest I've been in over half a decade, both physically and mentally. I know my wild Doc Brown gesticulations and drunken stupor attitude in my most recent videos have convinced some people that I'm not well, but that couldn't be further from the truth. I've finally made the changes I needed to make in order to be healthy. I'm seeing doctors about my mental issues, and I'm taking a prescribed medication that balances my brain chemistry so that I'm not miserable every day. I'm not indulging in hardcore drugs or drinking everyday or any of the other bullshit people have assumed. I'm a healthy, happy person now rather than what the projected diagnoses from a hate mob of incels whose entire social lives begin and end on Discord might tell you.

Translation: "I've drastically changed several major aspects of my life in under two months, but that's totally not a sign that I've lost my shit. All of the changes are good because I'm on miracle pills! Anyone who suggests otherwise is a dumb-dumb loser incel!!1"

Elliot Rodger's stepmother Soumaya, in a leaked email to Elliot that I featured in my Leak Week documentary, once gave him this piece of advice: "Happiness is a choice, not given." And I think she was absolutely right. For too long I've mistakenly left the power of my personal happiness in the hands of other people. I have relied on my sense of self worth to be determined by other people. But Soumaya is right. I can't let my happiness be given to me by other people. I need to forge a life for myself that I'm happy to live. And that's what I'm doing now.

Translation: "I really want to be the kind of man who can be happy with himself, so I'm going to fake it until I make it. I'm going to pretend this is my giant leap forward, but if you've seen my last video then you know I'm desperately relying on Liu for all my validation and happiness now."

RETIREMENT PARTY
This might seem crazy, but consider this post my official retirement from Mumkey Jones as a career. Making videos, podcasts, books, and other forms of entertainment are my passion. I really enjoy doing these things, and they make me happy. And for several years now I've been able to do my favorite hobby as a career, and it's been really great for the most part.

But I'm now realizing that the key to happiness, at least in my life, is reducing the power that other people have over me. And this whole "internet celebrity" business definitely creates an atmosphere where some (but definitely not all!) of my supporters feel as though they have power over me. Some of my supporters feel as though they're entitled to my time, friendship, attention, or a myriad of other things just because they give me two dollars per month. And because of this added pressure to make my supporters happy and satisfied, oftentimes to the detriment of my mental state, I am no longer enjoying my favorite hobby.

Translation: "I'm completely incapable of establishing healthy boundaries, to the point that I feel pressured to bend over backwards to satisfy even my smallest donors. Therefore I'm ending my career as an entertainer despite the fact that I was just making plans to revitalize said career like two weeks ago."

Thus, I'm going to return to making entertainment as a hobby, and I'm going to seek out my income elsewhere, be it a full time, part time, or seasonal job where I can ideally receive benefits like health insurance. Expecting to have a life long career in the YouTube business is foolish. I've been putting my life and happiness in the hands of a soulless, evil corporation, and I've somehow been surprised time and time again when they've mercilessly and needlessly crushed my hopes and dreams.

Translation: "I'm sick of letting a soulless evil corporation crush my hopes and dreams, so I'm going to let a different soulless evil corporation crush my body and spirit instead. Surely that will be better!"

I've allowed 14 year olds around the world to think they have power over me because they used their mom's credit card to give me two dollars. None of these things would be a problem or would hinder my ability to do what makes me happy if I returned to doing the internet as a hobby and relied on more traditional methods of earning my income.

Translation: "I've allowed myself to become emotionally and financially cucked by people I assume are teenagers. From now on I'm going to stick to being romantically cucked by people I know are teenagers."

This isn't to say I'm going to stop monetizing my videos or operating a Patreon. As some of you may know, money can be exchanged for goods and services, and if I can earn additional income from doing my favorite hobby, then I'm not going to stop doing so for no reason. That being said, none of you should feel obligated to support me on Patreon anymore unless you genuinely want to support the content I'm making. If for whatever reason you no longer want to support me as a person or the content I'm producing, then take away your patron pledge guilt free. I would even recommend you transfer your support from me to Asterios Kokkinos since he's been such a great friend to me and I really fucked him over as a business partner.

TL;DR: I'm gonna get a real job when I need to and keep making videos and podcasts and books at my leisure for fun because doing these things makes me happy.

Translation: "I want people to keep paying me for my hobbies, I just don't want them to actually expect anything from me in return."

SOCIAL MEDIA
You may have noticed I've been off of social media for the past week, and it's really been great. Many people have suggested that social media is the modern day cigarettes where billion dollar companies are making a massive profit, meanwhile the public has no idea what the health risks of this newfound addiction are because there hasn't been enough research into it.

I'll be perfectly frank: I have been much happier since deleting Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Discord from my phone. I no longer feel the obsessive need to constantly check feeds and messages and comments and updates. Honestly I don't give a single shit anymore about any of it. None of it holds power over me anymore. I'm just gonna live the happy life I've been living in the real world, and I'll post my creations online to the amusement of the people who still want to watch them and still want to support me.

Hundreds of people have reached out to me through these social media platforms to give me kind words of support or to make sure I'm doing well, and I definitely appreciate all of you from the bottom of my heart, but I'm done using these platforms on a regular basis. If something is urgent, you can try emailing me, but don't expect a reply, and especially not one in a timely fashion. I don't say these things to be rude, but rather perfectly honest. My life is happier off of these social media platforms, so I'm going to stop relying on them for validation and socialization.

Translation: "Social media holds an incredible amount of power over me due to my crippling asspat addiction. Since I'm unable to use it in a balanced or healthy way I'm going to avoid it completely, like a former alcoholic who becomes a teetotaler because they can't drink responsibly."

IS IT KINO?
I fully intended on continuing to record episodes of the IS IT KINO podcast twice monthly, but a few days ago Erich informed me that he no longer wants to be associated with me (not that I can really blame him).

Florian wants to continue doing the show without him, but this one really hurt, and my heart just isn't in it anymore. But never say never. Could the show return as early as next week? Possibly. But my current mindset is that it's over, and I don't have any interest in resuming it.

BOOMER VS ZOOMER
I'm not going to put Asterios in the awkward position where he has to cancel our business partnership in order to protect his reputation, so I'll do it for him. I'm a better fan than friend, and I'm a better friend than business partner. Go listen to The Loudest Podcast instead, it's a great show and Siracha is a funnier comedian than me.

Translation: "Nobody wants to collaborate with me because my reputation is basically radioactive, so all my collaborative projects are cancelled indefinitely."

FINAL THOUGHTS
In the next few days I will update my Patreon pledge tiers to reflect these new changes. I don't think there will be a new Discord. I will still be offering patrons early access to new videos, their names in the credits of major videos, and maybe some other fun ideas. But obviously if any of these changes aren't to your liking, nobody is forcing you to stay pledged.

Translation: "I'm changing my Patreon tiers so that I can continue to get paid without feeling like I'm obligated to do anything."

That's about it. I have created a life that I'm happy to live. I actually like the person I am for the first time in a long time. An important aspect of maturing into an adult is finally having the self confidence to be the man you want to be without fear of embarrassment, and I've finally reached that point. It doesn't matter what you all think of me anymore because none of you have power over me. I've apologized to the people who deserve an apology, and I've changed my ways for the better. I now treat everybody with the same kindness and respect that I would expect them to give me. If that troubles you, you're going to have to overcome this personal obstacle yourself, as I can't help you fix your own hatred, envy, or whatever other vice is restricting your happiness.

Translation: "I have become my ideal self and achieved Buddhist Nirvana in less than two months. I am above all worldly concerns. If you question my enlightenment then you are flawed and I look down on you."

I sincerely hope you all one day can be as happy as I am. Give medication and therapy a try if you're unhappy. It worked for me.
See you all in the next video (and nowhere else online other than these Patreon updates, which are going to be Patreon exclusive from now on).
patreon.com/asterios

Translation: "I'm offering life advice and acting magnanimous because I desperately want you to believe that I'm empowered and enlightened now. PLEASE remember me as someone who gracefully retired for positive reasons rather than as someone whose career was crushed under the weight of his public mistakes. Seriously, please, I'm begging you, my fragile ego can't take the embarrassment. Oh, and namaste or whatever."

So yeah, that's my interpretation of Tyler's career suicide note. I believe that he really wants to start turning his life around, but it sounds like he isn't anywhere close to actually achieving that yet. If he truly didn't care what people think of him then he wouldn't need to completely isolate himself from every possible source of negative feedback. He wouldn't have lost his shit over his lack of Tinder matches. He wouldn't have desperately clung to Liu with his little marriage proposal gambit when she tried to leave him for a goddamn teenager.

He simply isn't as stable as he clearly wants to be, and no amount of pretending will change that. It's gonna take a lot more than a couple months and some pills to fix his lifelong thirst for external validation. I won't claim to know what's in store for Tyler, but for his sake I hope he's able to get his shit together before real life calls his bluff.