Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

[Paddy O' Furniture]

"Why is everyone so mean?"

Because you're a stupid bitch.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Damn this bitch is annoying.

 

[Figger Naggot]

She sounds like she's loving the attention.

 

[Fuzhou]

This whole stream can be summed up with this video.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

Summary of Liu's appearance on TRR:

-she mentioned that her Flist was "for her characters" and "old" and doesn't represent her current fetishes
-was with her old boyfriend (the fifteen year old I think) right up until she fucked mumkey, was feeling guilty and tried to end the relationship there
-Dylan (the 15 year old) might be coming on the show.
-multiple exes of her's want on the show (or maybe just one wants to get on, she's really tripping over her words)
-"mumkey wants to get married within the year"
-Dick Masterson wants to get on
-DICK IS ON
-Dick compared her to Courtney love
-DICK AND THE KID SHE DATED ARE ON AT THE SAME TIME
-Dylan said he thought mumkey jones was a "little ass bitch"
-he said "I hate him because he fucked my bitch" with liu still in the call
-Dylan: If I was mumkey jones I would just kill myself
-Dick: "I feel like a pedophile after that call" asks if mumkey is still alive, shit talks mumkey for calling his fans incels, asks if she will fuck off now that tyler isn't mumkey anymore, grills her on whether she actually likes mumkey
-Dick: if he kills himself we would understand
-it seems like she really liked it when dick negged her and mumkey
-Another different EX is getting on
-got her to say "depends on the child"
-her other EX is on, Ralph mentions that he is trying to get on OJ simpson
-her ex is accusing her of stalking and trying to call in and get him fired
-other ex (OJ) called dylan her "child slave"
-OJ is starting to sperg out, but he is claiming Her and Dylan launched a campaign of harassment against his coworkers and tried to get him fired
-Liu is starting to sound an awful lot like the female Jonathan Ross, has a very autistic accent
-final thoughts from Liu
-was honestly a pretty good show, first killstream I've enjoyed since before the Gunt saga. the exes and Dick really dabbed on mumkey and Liu, OJ murdered 'em like OJ Simpson

 

[Big Question]

I FUCKING MISSED IT.

How long until there is a Ralph Retort archive?

 

[BlancoMailo]

She sounds like she's loving the attention.

Let's not forget that her fetish list is linked in the thread OP, two of her listed favorites are "humiliation" and "verbal abuse"....

 

[Spedestrian]

-it seems like she really liked it when dick negged her

Can confirm, she was giggling like a schoolgirl even though all his jokes were clearly at her expense. It wasn't uncomfortable/nervous giggling either, this was some straight up "UwU fuck me daddy" type shit. You could practically hear her panties getting damp.

Also, I didn't see this in any of the recaps, but there was a pretty funny moment right when Dick was about to leave. I recommend just listening to it once the recording is up, but I'll try to describe it from memory for the impatient/deaf: Dick mentioned something about needing to go take care of "the kid" (his nephew) and Liu made some noise that was like "awww" but with an hint of questioning/intrigue. Without even missing a beat Dick just started roasting her for it, something like "Of course Liu lights up when I start talking about children, no surprise. Bitch if you ever get near my nephew you'll be removing some stuff from your F-List."

 

[Jack Awful]

That challenge I mentioned on the Killstream is real and ongoing.
If you have Liu's nudes, please send them to Kiwi Farms owner and administrator via his email at josh@jaw.sh

 

[Rabidcolombian]

I know my dream will never come true, but I'd give anything for a Jim vs female Ross stream.

 

[Biggestniggest1844]

I know my dream will never come true, but I'd give anything for a Jim vs female Ross stream.

If you buy enough hats, maybe, just maybe he'll grant you wish.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I know my dream will never come true, but I'd give anything for a Jim vs female Ross stream.

Yeah, somebody really needs to tell that hole to shut the fuck up and call her dumb bitch.

Edit: But on the second thought, I don't think that giving this vile bitch any publicity is a good idea. Some kid may consider her "e-celebrity that has no problems with fucking somebody of my age", contact her and be subjected to the world of underage sex, drugs and furfaggotry.

 

[BlancoMailo]

Can confirm, she was giggling like a schoolgirl even though all his jokes were clearly at her expense. It wasn't uncomfortable/nervous giggling either, this was some straight up "UwU fuck me daddy" type shit. You could practically hear her panties getting damp.

Also, I didn't see this in any of the recaps, but there was a pretty funny moment right when Dick was about to leave. I recommend just listening to it once the recording is up, but I'll try to describe it from memory for the impatient/deaf: Dick mentioned something about needing to go take care of "the kid" (his nephew) and Liu made some noise that was like "awww" but with an hint of questioning/intrigue. Without even missing a beat Dick just started roasting her for it, something like "Of course Liu lights up when I start talking about children, no surprise. Bitch if you ever get near my nephew you'll be removing some stuff from your F-List."

Timestamp is 01:05:15 on the dlive archive (replace "stuff" with "kinks" and you have the quote pretty much nailed down).

 

[Spedestrian]

I FUCKING MISSED IT.

How long until there is a Ralph Retort archive?

It's up now.

Video: DLive stream replay / (Bitchute upload still TBD)
Audio: Stitcher / Zencast

Also, here's that clip I mentioned earlier, plus an autistically accurate transcript to replace my ass-tier paraphrasing:

Spoiler: Audio Clip Transcript

Dick: "Ralph I'm gonna get outta here, I gotta go play with the kids."
Ralph: "Okay, alright man."
Liu: "Aww, he has kids."
Dick: "Oh yeah, Liu brightened up at that one--"
[Liu starts shrieking in laughter]
Dick: "--you better stay the hell away from my nephew."
[Liu continues laughing for several seconds, Ralph joins in with some chuckles]
Liu [in a more excited tone, like she's playing along]: "Aww, he has kids."
Dick: "You're gonna be... You fuck-- You fuck around with my nephews, you're gonna be removing some kinks from your F-List alright?"
[Liu and Ralph's laughter tapers off]
Liu: "Alright."
Ralph: "Thank you Dick, I'm glad you joined us."
Dick: "Alright, get outta here Ralph. Have a good one."
Ralph: "Later man."

 

[Rotollo]

Dylan sounds like a cringy faggot that "Ty Ty" shit is so ass he needs to act his age, Liu sounds like an enabler then basicly causes shit by being female Ross, Dick sounds like he's so fucking worried his friend is getting his soul sucked out, and OJJ seems okay killed Liu pretty well
"I can't believe you are that stupid" christ that was brutal
"job lynch mob of children and furies"
casually calling someone a rapist is the most ironic thing about Liu now along with having her give dox out like candy due to "CLOSER"
"I take sexual assault seriously" jesus christ
One of Ralph's best show
None of this would have happened if Tyler would come on to some show to address shit unlike being a massive pussy

 

[Severance Check]

Can confirm, she was giggling like a schoolgirl even though all his jokes were clearly at her expense. It wasn't uncomfortable/nervous giggling either, this was some straight up "UwU fuck me daddy" type shit. You could practically hear her panties getting damp.

Verbal abuse was one of the kinks on her F-List, right? Not surprised.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

Verbal abuse was one of the kinks on her F-List, right? Not surprised.

Verbal abuse, furries, knotted cocks, humiliation, sissification.

This is going to end up with Mumkey Jones being made to watch, dresses as a girl, with Liu getting boned by Jea'Quon and Tyrone and their gang, after which they choke him out making him watch as Liu is getting knotted by their dogfighting pitbulls. Liu will be in heaven as Mumkey is made to clean her up with just his tongue. And then Dylan and OJJ come over for sloppy 21st. And he just may cooperate to keep Liu.

Match made in hell.

 

[Guts]

I'd just like to say that Liu's willingness to jump onto these streams is just another testament to how much she probably doesn't really give a shit about Tyler. She's using the drama that's been stirred up to build a social circle filled with prime under-ripened kiddies. She's also using this opportunity to give anyone regardless of importance the time of day to host not only her own deranged explanations but the musings of a confused and obviously groomed little boy and rando discord mods with an axe to grind. If she really cared about Tyler she would be doing everything in her power to make this drama start to deflate, and in the meantime make sure that Tyler himself is actually getting better as he claims. Yet here she is, alone, giggling as Dick Masterson berates her. Enjoying it. Enjoying the attention. Ignoring Tyler and hiding while she does her loli voice for her cabal of teenagers.

 

[boku-chan]

Something occurred to me: Tyler is now a no-internet-needing zen soul who finds the trivialities of social media so far beneath him and claims his life is so much cleaner without social media....so why wouldn't he want the same peace and tranquility for Liu?
He's very selfishly hoarding all of the good energy for himself. He has to know that Liu is going on shows and continuing to make an absolute fool of herself, considering they live together.

My bets on Liu telling him that if he took the internet away from her she'd leave him...IF he even tried to get her to abstain which I doubt since he doesn't care what she's doing as long as she's there with him. Tyler continues to get cucked.
Anyway, just started listening to TRR and Liu is so retarded I'm actually starting to believe what Dylan said about her being too dumb to groom anyone. Mentally, Liu is not an adult.
That doesn't excuse what she's done and Dylan has very obviously been hurt by their relationship if his interview with that one faggot who was posting here is anything to go off of.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Liu sounds like a 13 year old boy. That she developed a haram of Furs and Weebs only shows how desperate those communities are for vagina.

Mumkey has clearly attempted to pack his toys and move on with his life, that Liu would go into a lion's den like the Killstream and let Ralph rummage through her skeleton ridden closet shows how little she cares about her Fiance, although this was already evident as soon as she announced the engagement on Twitter.

This will not end well. Ultimately the only smart thing for Mumkey's associates is bail because Mumkey Jones is a fucking moron who thinks he's some tortured genius when he is nothing more than the internet equivalent to a class clown.

And Tyler if you are reading this get the fuck away from that skank.