[19+20+21-Jul-2019] Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3 - Subscribe for these awesome emotes

OneDaySon said:
People only liked the other Marvel Ultimate Alliance playthroughs because John Rambo was in it. I mean, you can replace 'Marvel Ultimate Alliance' with any co-op playthrough that they did. There's a reason why the most popular stuff DSP did was the Rambo stuff, because he carried it and DSP ended up thinking it was due to him and not Rambo. Also every time DSP plays a game that he used to play with Rambo like Borderlands or this etc. He always liked the Rambo playthrough better which again, shows Rambo was the most enjoyable aspect of it. Take away the most enjoyable aspect and you get shittiness.
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The only thing I've seen with Rambo in it was the RE6 TIHYDP and he was such unfunny double-cancer that it completely turned me off of seeking out any more of his material. He's just as much as a dickheaded bro as Phil in it and he's even more shit at the game.
 
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Phil owned a Marvel encyclopedia and showed it off a few times in the Connecticut condo tours.

His lack of knowledge shows he either read it and didn't retain the information or he just used it to fap to pics of She-Hulk.
 
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DankSydePhil said:
Theres only 10 chapter's in the game, within one stream Phil is now on chapter 6 meaning by next week this game will will be Thanos snapped into dust forever forgotten as well as the shitty new emotes that came with it. Also added todays tips, which where horrible 65 dollars during the begging presteam but only 8 dollars while actually playing the game. The game is already 10 bucks off its original price on amazon, Great triple A title Phil. You know how to pick em. The chat was having a field day bashing this rushed out cash grab of a game. Lame one liners, and gameplay design for children. Wasp using a fidget spinner as a move was humorous knowing 95% of your chat owns one still.
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Phil got suckered on this one. It was even ~$45 some places over the last week but of course he needs digital (He could've bought the Switch vouchers and saved 20%+ but hes dumb) and honestly over the last few days as reviews and info came out it was clear that the game is a) short b) limited replay ability and c) a lot of things like costume DLC and stuff are coming later.

This game had wait till Black Friday/Christmas and get it for $20 bucks written all over it. He could've went with Bloodstained and saved $20 bucks and got a longer and better game or man up for the new Fire Emblem which is very much so in his wheelhouse since normal/casual mode is easy and you can pad out streams with the school stuff.

I almost want to tell him about the digital vouchers for Switch that save him at least 20% and honestly he could guilt pay pigs easily into helping him stock up on those under the guise of saving money but I know hes BS'ing hard about money so fuck it.
 
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The only entertainment I got from the stream was Phil talking about how he puts out (KAHNTENT that is) when you give him money as opposed to giving it to some girl that doesn't care about you when that weirdo (not sure if troll or not) asked him about spending money on a girl/unrequited love.

Dsp puts out you guise 8)
 
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If anyone cares, Phil just claimed on stream Cerebro, Charlies Xavier's big mind readin' machine was given to him by the Shi'ar. this is straight up not true. While Cerebro was eventually upgraded using shi'ar technology it wasn't just "given" to Charles by the shi'ar. He built it. I know the shi'ar were in the 90s cartoon, but I don't know if them giving it to Charles was mentioned there, so Phils either misremembering a comic book detail, or again is pulling from the cartoon, since the shi'ar absolutely didn't "give" Charles Cerebro in the comics.
 
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If anyone cares, Phil just claimed on stream Cerebro, Charlies Xavier's big mind readin' machine was given to him by the Shi'ar. this is straight up not true. While Cerebro was eventually upgraded using shi'ar technology it wasn't just "given" to Charles by the shi'ar. He built it. I know the shi'ar were in the 90s cartoon, but I don't know if them giving it to Charles was mentioned there, so Phils either misremembering a comic book detail, or again is pulling from the cartoon, since the shi'ar absolutely didn't "give" Charles Cerebro in the comics.
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Yeah hes totally wrong, quick wiki check it was created by Professor X and Magneto to find other mutants.
 
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"It's got nothing to do with me, duhuh." This dude has "self-aware" written all over his face with a permanent marker.
Never change Phil. Never change.

He received a $10 pity-donation after this btw.
 
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This cluck Hyped up Ultimate Alliance 3 for weeks, even hyped up the crappy new emotes for it. Beat the game in 2 streams, and of course, bashed the fuck outta the game for being on the switch because of technical difficulties. All you Paypigs got played really hard🤣🤣 He wont even do the side content, Thanks for the free game ya losers. And all you dummies who subscribed for the emotes, hoped 2 days of using them was worth it, cause by Monday they gone.
 
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Pargon said:
The only thing I've seen with Rambo in it was the RE6 TIHYDP and he was such unfunny double-cancer that it completely turned me off of seeking out any more of his material. He's just as much as a dickheaded bro as Phil in it and he's even more shit at the game.
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Well you haven't seen much as you say but I'll try and briefly explain why I think Rambo stands out as the "good guy" in this series.

I wouldn't say they were cut from an entirely different cloth or anything so ymmv on his sense of humor but as a long-suffering wingman back in the day, I think Rambo stood out to most of Phil's viewers as a superior sidekick who often stole the show when he made an appearance. Amusingly I see him as a bit of a weird approximation of a DSP detractor wishlist - if DSP had actually been able to take on board criticism, laugh at himself and mellow the fuck out.. you'd get a DSP who more closely resembled John Rambo. Which strangely enough to some degree is something I think Phil always wanted to be.

John was the social butterfly that got Phil to actually hang out with more people than he would have otherwise as well encouraging him to travel and see a slither of life outside the condo. In a roundabout way you could say he helped Phil to diversify his content even if only a little. He casually made his own channel with no intentions towards spinning a cash cow career out of it.. the real average gamer to Phil's average gamer excuse for being terrible at videogames - while still feeling entitled to a king's ransom for it. Phil lost his helicopter job by being an imbecile. Rambo lost his job by virtue of appearing alongside an imbecile in exclusive Burnell Productions khantent. He also seemed to be genuinely appreciative of any overflow of subs/views he got from appearing alongside Phil and ran "The Show" for years to a small but loyal and surprisingly non-wheelchair bound fanbase.

Rambo kept his girlfriend at the time entirely out of the goutsphere wheras Phil started whoring out PandaLee on camera as soon as he possibly could. It took Phil losing the soapmaid and drawing the ire of the soulmaid to realise that insisting that your partner must join in on the daily freak show might not be the best idea. Even so we know fine well he's thirsty af to monetize his maid and she just won't let him alongside being terrified of showing off all his more recent and entirely useless WA-cquistions.

Rambo would eventually come to express this hangup himself; that in hanging out with DSP, you couldn't simply casually sit back and do anything off camera because the money lech that he was, he would always insist on filming pretty much any and all activities they'd get up to. I could go on but I think I've covered enough ground. It doesn't take much at all to exceed Philiam Burnell in a test of moral fiber but Rambo in his own way classed up the DSP shitshow in the early years with a few shades of basic human decency. All it really takes to be the hero in the Phil Burnell story is to be just about anyone except Phil Burnell.
 
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He seriously titles his Marvel Penultimate stream "Co-op". Where is the coop, Phil? When have you ever spoken to any of these people? When have you ever reacted to your coop partner(s) in chat?

This is just as much coop as if you play any online-egoshooter where y'all end in the same team due to matchmaking. It's not a coop! Your chat participates in the game, still with no communication. A coop is an active verbal exchange, it's a cooperation!
When you put this word in your title then it has to mean something, has to be a big part of this particular video, you won't find coop in the video when you search for the tag "coop", you fucking know what I mean? Don't advertise your videos with lies!

This is the extend of his social skills. His obedient money throwing chat are his friends, silent isolated players in the same team are counted as coop-partners. Walking through a mall is sport and his chaotic gamer room is a perfectly designed business office.

I'm not mad about this puzzle piece, but the whole picture which I'm seeing.
 

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What he did, to me, is the equivalent of using summons in Dark Souls for the whole run. Having human controlled teammates takes out the micromanagement of switching characters, making them do certain things, and managing team stats and synergy. I understand if you want to coop for fun but he straight up used others just to beat the game in under 10 hours. Even managed to skip the side content.

Funny how he tried to hype up this nothing game. Another game where he can mindlessly press buttons and get through it. Anyone else noticing a trend in the games he's playing? Just straight up games where he can press maybe max of 3 buttons and the game plays itself, or it's incredibly slow paced and doesn't require much attention.

Let's see how long he keeps those awful emotes up.
 
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If Phil gets rid of those Marvel emotes he's going to have some slots to fill. Better get cracking Popsicolo, I expect them no later than Friday.

Here's some ideas. Phil already embraced the LIMB meme, the bottle crunch meme, and the frog meme. How about a finger sniff emote? A BBQ grill emote? An emote of Phil falling asleep, the Subaru logo, one that just says "Bottom Line", or a see ya later Derich emote.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
If Phil gets rid of those Marvel emotes he's going to have some slots to fill. Better get cracking Popsicolo, I expect them no later than Friday.

Here's some ideas. Phil already embraced the LIMB meme, the bottle crunch meme, and the frog meme. How about a finger sniff emote? A BBQ grill emote? An emote of Phil falling asleep, the Subaru logo, one that just says "Bottom Line", or a see ya later Derich emote.
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