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While your points regarding Vade's pretend DID are valid, I'm pretty sure those are just their 'kins and not their "headmates", with the exception of Layton who falls under both categories.

Note: both categories fall under the greater category of "I'M INTERESTING I SWEAR PAY ATTENTION TO ME"

Oh my God this is so fucking stupid. :sighduck:

But you're right. To Vade, there probably is a difference.
 
There are no words for how much self-proclaimed multiple systems infuriate me. One of my uncles had schizophrenia and his hallucinations caused him to stop taking medicine for Addison's disease, which then caused him to die a slow and painful death. One of my aunts has it too and she thinks my family is plotting to kill her, that we're the schizophrenic ones, she thinks her medicine is poison and refuses to take it, and she hallucinated that she had leeches in her nose and self-harmed because of it. She also believes that her auditory hallucinations are from a guy she had a crush on in high school that is communicating to her via telepathy. Schizophrenia and DID are dangerous and nothing to glorify or pretend to be for attention.
 
While your points regarding Vade's pretend DID are valid, I'm pretty sure those are just their 'kins and not their "headmates", with the exception of Layton who falls under both categories.

Note: both categories fall under the greater category of "I'M INTERESTING I SWEAR PAY ATTENTION TO ME"

Whoops! I always confuse the two, thanks for pointing that out.

I'm so bad at following Tumblr terms and lingo...
 
I haven't ranted about Vade's headmate situation before. Let me rectify that.

Snowflakes like Vade that have "headmates" and are "part of a multiple system" really piss me off. It's so beyond obvious that they're just playing pretend with their imaginary friends. For fuck's sake, Vade only ever lets her headmates "front" like once a month and that's only after she realizes that she hasn't done so in a while. And as we've established, all of her headmates type and act exactly like she does. The only time we ever know someone else is at the helm is when "Tero" goes on about hating humans more often than Vade does or when that annoying, fake-ass "happy" persona is perkier than Vade is. In reality, people with multiple personalities have very little in common between their identities; it really is like having separate people living in your head.

Schizophrenia and Dissociative Identity Disorder are not fucking jokes. They're some of the most severe and debilitating mental illnesses known to man. Most people who suffer from them spend their lives locked up in psych wards to prevent them from hurting themselves or others. DID in particular is very horrifying; the vast majority of people who have DID suffered extreme trauma in the past. DID is sometimes referred to as the mind's ultimate defense system; it suffers something so traumatic that the psyche literally splits itself in an attempt to dissociate from the memories. Think "repressed memories" times a hundred. Not only that, people with DID have (for the most part) no control over which identity takes over; it happens automatically and without warning. There's no "Oh, Fluffles is gonna front for a while, see you later!" It just happens. A lot of people with DID "wake up" in completely different places without any knowledge as to how they got there. That's pretty terrifying, if you ask me.

Schizophrenia is no walk in the park, either. People with schizophrenia can have auditory hallucinations, or voices in their heads. This is a pretty fucking serious issue. Oh, and nobody said anything about those voices being pleasant. More often than not, the voices are horribly abusive, frightening, and cruel; imagine hearing "Kill yourself, you worthless cunt" or "You're ugly, fat, disgusting, useless, and everyone hates you" in your own head for hours. There aren't friendly conversations about who's going to front, it's not a big party in your head, or anything like that. It's a horrible, disturbing, and painful existence. There's a reason why a ton of schizophrenic people attempt suicide. Quite a few of them succeed, too. They've lost touch with reality to the point where they'd rather end it all than keep going.

That's why "headmates" and "natural multiplicity" piss me off so much. DID and schizophrenia are some of the most misunderstood illnesses out there; DID hasn't really even been established as a "legitimate" mental disorder because it's so controversial. Vade and her ilk aren't helping at all. And like I said, Vade is so half-assed with her attempt at being "multiple" that it's a wonder that even her asspatters believe her. And honestly, I only think a handful of them actually do. In my opinion, the majority of them just humor her because they don't want to be seen as close-minded bigots.

There are no words for how much self-proclaimed multiple systems infuriate me. One of my uncles had schizophrenia and his hallucinations caused him to stop taking medicine for Addison's disease, which then caused him to die a slow and painful death. One of my aunts has it too and she thinks my family is plotting to kill her, that we're the schizophrenic ones, she thinks her medicine is poison and refuses to take it, and she hallucinated that she had leeches in her nose and self-harmed because of it. She also believes that her auditory hallucinations are from a guy she had a crush on in high school that is communicating to her via telepathy. Schizophrenia and DID are dangerous and nothing to glorify or pretend to be for attention.

Welcome to why I wrote this fucking thing.
 
Seeing Vade's headmates (AKA: glorified imaginary friends) always brings a tear to my eyes. The "cringe" type of tear. :,D
Didn't know she had Twilight Sparkle as kin, tho? I'd have expected something like the (!!!TRIGGER WARNING!!!) Hamburglar instead of a pony.

Also, I guess we're all going to keep misgendering her since the "NO THEY/THEM" thing now. There's no way I am going to use that dei/whatever pronuns she has. If people are really using them when talking about her at this point, I think they would probably refer to me as question/anagram/riddleself if I had it on my About page on Dumblr.
 
Seeing Vade's headmates (AKA: glorified imaginary friends) always brings a tear to my eyes. The "cringe" type of tear. :,D
Didn't know she had Twilight Sparkle as kin, tho? I'd have expected something like the (!!!TRIGGER WARNING!!!) Hamburglar instead of a pony.

Also, I guess we're all going to keep misgendering her since the "NO THEY/THEM" thing now. There's no way I am going to use that dei/whatever pronuns she has. If people are really using them when talking about her at this point, I think they would probably refer to me as question/anagram/riddleself if I had it on my About page on Dumblr.

I see people on Tumblr use "it" for Vade, even if they don't like them.

I absolutely refuse.
 
Let's momentarily lock onto a different subsector of Vade being a shit for a few minutes, mostly because I think it bears mention. Here's the Tumblr Values List for Transgenderism:

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As we know, Vade believes very strongly in the belief of Gender-as-identity that's all the rage on Tumblr. And we know from @Petronella that Vade's embrace of the Tumblr form of gender identity directly led to his suicide. Tumblr's insistence on bullshit like nounself pronouns are pretty obnoxious, as is the identity politics zealots we're so familiar with from the same, but Vade, somehow, makes this even worse. Vade constantly bitches about Truscum, routinely slightly alters her own personal definition of it (always keeping it to define Transmen as great Satan, mind you) and is, quite literally, the reason I even had to spend about a week looking that term up.

Rest assured, it is a term that only Tumblristas use (along with "Tucute," another term I'd like to remove from the internet's vernacular with a chainsaw).

But there's something about this bullshit gender crap on Tumblr that pisses me off, and that's that these assholes are, literally, the reason that restrictions on Transpeople are so harsh by necessity. I want to know how these people become so impervious to logic and reason that I'm literally more likely to have an open discussion on the nature of the human condition with a Catholic than I am convince these guys that, even with a fucking mountain of evidence the size of Mount Everest, that they're wrong about something (and I haveactually had such discussions with some pretty chill Catholics, so causality can blow me).

The unifying statistic that makes them all lose their shit, however, is the minority angle. Point out that even under the most generous statistics, where you triple the numbers that we have in the field just to cover undiagnosed/misdiagnosed cases, they don't even amount to 1% of the human population. Explaining that thus, they will have to rely on those filthy Cishets to make progress makes their brain shift gears without the clutch. Yet even logic doesn't work on these fuckers. They'll say shit like "cis people shouldn't be diagnosing transpeople" or something equally bugfuck insane, and defy reality if it suits them. I don't get how anyone with an IQ over 100 gets this willingly fucking dense.
 
Let's momentarily lock onto a different subsector of Vade being a shit for a few minutes, mostly because I think it bears mention. Here's the Tumblr Values List for Transgenderism:

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As we know, Vade believes very strongly in the belief of Gender-as-identity that's all the rage on Tumblr. And we know from @Petronella that Vade's embrace of the Tumblr form of gender identity directly led to his suicide. Tumblr's insistence on bullshit like nounself pronouns are pretty obnoxious, as is the identity politics zealots we're so familiar with from the same, but Vade, somehow, makes this even worse. Vade constantly bitches about Truscum, routinely slightly alters her own personal definition of it (always keeping it to define Transmen as great Satan, mind you) and is, quite literally, the reason I even had to spend about a week looking that term up.

Rest assured, it is a term that only Tumblristas use (along with "Tucute," another term I'd like to remove from the internet's vernacular with a chainsaw).

But there's something about this bullshit gender crap on Tumblr that pisses me off, and that's that these assholes are, literally, the reason that restrictions on Transpeople are so harsh by necessity. I want to know how these people become so impervious to logic and reason that I'm literally more likely to have an open discussion on the nature of the human condition with a Catholic than I am convince these guys that, even with a fucking mountain of evidence the size of Mount Everest, that they're wrong about something (and I haveactually had such discussions with some pretty chill Catholics, so causality can blow me).

The unifying statistic that makes them all lose their shit, however, is the minority angle. Point out that even under the most generous statistics, where you triple the numbers that we have in the field just to cover undiagnosed/misdiagnosed cases, they don't even amount to 1% of the human population. Explaining that thus, they will have to rely on those filthy Cishets to make progress makes their brain shift gears without the clutch. Yet even logic doesn't work on these fuckers. They'll say shit like "cis people shouldn't be diagnosing transpeople" or something equally bugfuck insane, and defy reality if it suits them. I don't get how anyone with an IQ over 100 gets this willingly fucking dense.

The main argument against pointing out that 99.7% of the population are cisgender seems to be "Redheads are 1% of the population! Jews are 1% of the population! Should we stop caring about them too?"

Yes, that is true, but I've never seen a Jew insert themselves into a conversation about the assassination of George Tiller to make a point how he was cissexist scum for only talking about giving abortions to women before he died.

To throw back a favorite response into the face of such people:

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EDIT: This post comes off way harsher than I mean it to. I just... I got really upset about the George Tiller thing, and that was like three years ago. It just stuck with me.

And it seemed to perfectly exemplify Tumblr's oppression olympics mindset.
 
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The main argument against pointing out that 99.7% of the population are cisgender seems to be "Redheads are 1% of the population! Jews are 1% of the population! Should we stop caring about them too?"

Yes, that is true, but I've never seen a Jew insert themselves into a conversation about the assassination of George Tiller to make a point how he was cissexist scum for only talking about giving abortions to women before he died.

To throw back a favorite response into the face of such people:

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Humanity would not have made any progress were it subject to Tumblr's feelings.
 
I see people on Tumblr use "it" for Vade, even if they don't like them.

I absolutely refuse.
If the thing eats, sleeps, breathes, shits, the thing is never an it.
Never will I call another human being or an animal an it.
They are not inanimate objects like a lamp.

Though I have to admit that Alyssa is about as interesting as a second hand soggy lampshade, bought at the shady thrift shop down that one creepy alley, that grows five types of mould. She will never be an it.
 
Bit off topic, but I want to go on record as having called it:
Vade WILL return to us, likely in the near future.
We've all known someone like her at one point. They crave attention with the gusto all addicts do. Of late, we've watched her rage over being ignored and fish for asspats with ever greater desperation. I've noticed that lolcows who come here tend to be the most isolated from human contact, and do so as a last resort. They seek somewhere, anywhere, where it's all about them again. They crave being the center of attention, and if we are the only community left to them, they adopt a sort of "any port in a storm" mentality. Here, Vade would receive the attention she so hungers for. It wouldn't be kind, but it would be attention. I'd be surprised if she doesn't make another run at it, just so she can justify her victim complex in the face of cruel reality a little longer.
All baseless speculation, of course, but her growing desperation makes it quite plausible.
 
Honestly whenever I refer to Vade I am learning how to modify my typical speaking pattern and dodge use of pronouns altogether. I refuse to give the satisfaction of using the ridiculous nounself pronouns or the derailing line of "OOO U MISGENDERING ME!!!" I will give this turd no reasons to even try to fault me (other than being a big ol' anti self-dx meanie).

I also refuse to call anyone an it for similar reasons mentioned above. I don't call animals "it"s either - that has always left a foul taste in my mouth. Throughout all my life I had "it" used as an insult against me by my school peers and adults (because dang, trans here). Some kid screeching on Tumblr about wanting to be called "it" isn't going to make me change my feelings on that, especially not when said kid is an asshole with a god complex.
 
Honestly whenever I refer to Vade I am learning how to modify my typical speaking pattern and dodge use of pronouns altogether. I refuse to give the satisfaction of using the ridiculous nounself pronouns or the derailing line of "OOO U MISGENDERING ME!!!" I will give this turd no reasons to even try to fault me (other than being a big ol' anti self-dx meanie).

I also refuse to call anyone an it for similar reasons mentioned above. I don't call animals "it"s either - that has always left a foul taste in my mouth. Throughout all my life I had "it" used as an insult against me by my school peers and adults (because dang, trans here). Some kid screeching on Tumblr about wanting to be called "it" isn't going to make me change my feelings on that, especially not when said kid is an asshole with a god complex.
"turdself" sounds like a really good set of pronouns for vade.
 
At this point I'm think people like this are mostly using the nounself pronouns because it's an amazing way to control arguments with others. The moment someone slips up and uses "they", which is completely gender neutral, they can go Wow I can't believe this person just misgendered me! Trusum trash! Transphobic monster! Kinhater! Bigot! Everyone unfollow and don't you dare associate with them! And then their change their pronouns so often that only their best friends can really keep up, ensuring that absolutely anyone who questions them can be taken care of this way. I'm certain I'm right. Ever notice these people seem to change pronouns more rapidly relative to how much heat they're taking from people?
 
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