Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Dutch Courage]

Making coffee is hard work. She has to measure the water. She has to fill the filter. She has to find a place to plug it in. She has to add her own sugar and almond mil.k. She has to whip her own cream. She has to drizzle her own caramel. She has to wash the cup.

I don't agree that she doesn't like routine or planning. She loves planning; that's one of her favorite things to do. All deathfatties do; that's why journal companies are still in business. However, she only likes planning what she will eat or what she will deprive herself from eating. She enjoys the routine of 2AM fast food runs too; if they weren't making her fatter, she would never stop them.

As for her latest video, her stupid claque of dingbats are falling all over themselves, showering her with love, telling her she is a beautiful princess, wishing aloud that she were a friend in their daily lives, complementing her skin, praising her for losing so much weight, gashing about how delectable her meals are, and telling her how lucky she is that Peetz is so in love with her. I'd get it if it were only two or three lonely old biddies, but there are dozens, maybe hundreds of such comments... Never does it dawn on them how nothing she says ever makes any sense, and how she replays the same dumb patterns over and over while laughing to the bank on their money. Fuck, they even give her money for superchats and shit...

This current keto pose is ridiculous from top to bottom, but now I am thinking she will go the full thirty days so she can say "eat shit and die" to us and the haters. It doesn't matter if she gains ten pounds during the thirty days, or if she never goes into ketosis because she keeps sneaking cakes and pies. She will point to day 30 as proof she can stick to something, which the naysayers say she can't. For this, she will be showered with more praise, and she will celebrate with an extra-large cheeseburger pizza with a family-sized side of poutine. She will have won, and will triumphantly have proven the haters wrong.

I really wish there was a fastforward button on her life, so we could skip all the fake diets and just get to the chimpouts.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Lifting gloves for machines that are already pussy-padded

Gorl, it’s not warts. Your hands are getting calluses from you doing some semblance of work for the first time in 35 years.

 

[Occipital Fupa]

Would he even hang out with her if she didn't have a car? She would be too "disabled" to take a bus to meet up with him, and with delivery services she can even get restaurant food delivered to her apartment. He doesn't take the bus now, so why would he then? And has he even ever been over to her house?

This is actually a very interesting point. If Chantal didn’t have a car, I doubt Peetz would take the bus with the sole purpose of visiting her. I don’t think he ever paid a visit at her house even during Bibi’s trip to Africa.

Basically the friendship between our gorl and Peetz is solely tied to the bingemobile. The day her car gives up, or she can’t fit in it anymore, the friendship will fade.

For Peetz sake I hope it will be sooner than later.

 

[thejackal]

I got such 2nd hand embarrassment from Chintal trying to interact behind the camera with her family, including her meathead uncle. When you see Chantal at these events it just begs the question of how everybody else in her family appears halfway normal (if a bit odd or unrefined) and then there's the beach ball chantal making baby talk to dogs and thrilling herself with gatorade zero instead of water.

 

[Madam Spergwell]

I don't agree that she doesn't like routine or planning. She loves planning; that's one of her favorite things to do. All deathfatties do; that's why journal companies are still in business. However, she only likes planning what she will eat or what she will deprive herself from eating. She enjoys the routine of 2AM fast food runs too; if they weren't making her fatter, she would never stop them.

Yeah you're right. I guess I was thinking that she doesn't like making realistic plans which will actually set her up for success. And sticking to a plan, any plan, is where she really fails. Stuff like making a detailed meal plan for the whole week and grocery shopping accordingly. Her doctor told her to shop only once a week but she has to go multiple times a week because her shopping hauls includes pounds of cheese, a few random other things, and seemingly little else.

Upthread it was mentioned that she could have brought a nice keto dish to share at grandpa's birthday party, and then she wouldn't have freaked out about having "nothing to eat". But she didn't think that far ahead. She would rather fly by the seat of her pants and suffer the consequences. She likes her pie in the sky daydream plans of being a weight loss Insta-guru, but sensible ideas that could really help her are a no go.



She should be consulting with her doc before she makes ANY diet changes, and actually sticking to what he fucking says (not eating in the car and no drive thrus). That might be better than suddenly deciding to do OMAD and IF. Has she consulted with a dietician yet as part of this eating disorder clinic program yet? This keto diet just seems like her choosing random Starbucks drinks, cheeses, and vegetables. She's still doing her version of a diet, rather than following doctor's orders and trying to modify the behaviors that cause her to compulsively overeat. It kinda makes me mad at the internet.

 

[Princess Ariel]

Throughout this whole thing I’ve noticed she has never said how many grams of carbs she is sticking to per day. If you look up anything about keto anywhere one of the first things you learn is that you have to actually count that shit and stay under around 20g or else you probably won’t go into ketosis.

Information from instagram is probably a little less thorough and that’s where our piggy has been looking at all them skinny keto bitches and getting all jelly.

I really don’t get it. None of this information about how to do a diet properly is a secret. A LOT of upcoming trainers share their meal plans for free. It would be as simple as finding a female trainer that’s around her same height and copying them.

There are already tons of recipes with the macros already right there. Yet she has to do it everything her way because her ego is so huge. She knows better than anyone, like in her videos where she gets all preachy about nutrition.

Gorl, NO ONE is taking that advice from you except other middle aged fat women. That’s why they’re all still fat, it’s like crabs in a bucket.

I cannot wait for this weigh-in that she will supposedly do at the end of the week. This will be one spectacular fail. She keeps saying she thinks she’s losing inches but she didn’t even bother to take her measurements at the start of the diet. So now it’s impossible to tell if she actually has when she measures at the end of the week. It’s just another way to postpone success. Congratulations Chantal, you played yourself.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Doesn't her family know Bibi's sister-wife lives with them? It seems like the polite thing to do would be to send home a piece of cake for her too. Maybe that's why the plate was so big?

 

[Big Al's Crusty Sty]

Can you imagine pulling into a parking space on a Sunday evening & seeing some greasy, fat cow in the car next to you eating a piece of cake with no utensils??? This is why I can’t look away from her, or Big Al. & for some Godforsaken reason they somehow think they are “relatable”.

 

[thejackal]

Can you imagine pulling into a parking space on a Sunday evening & seeing some greasy, fat cow in the car next to you eating a piece of cake with no utensils??? This is why I can’t look away from her, or Big Al. & for some Godforsaken reason they somehow think they are “relatable”.

Sadly (or funnily perhaps), there are others afflicted with such "relatable" food issues.

Spoiler: deathfat car binges

 

[Sleepy Chickens]

I have lurked for months through the thousands of pages of both the Ham and Chins without creating an account, and I may be a little late but I cannot let this go: THAT STEAK AND SALAD WAS ABSOLUTELY A FULL MEAL, YOU DUMB FAT BITCH.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I have lurked for months through the thousands of pages of both the Ham and Chins without creating an account, and I may be a little late but I cannot let this go: THAT STEAK AND SALAD WAS ABSOLUTELY A FULL MEAL, YOU DUMB FAT BITCH.

What are you talking about, salad doesn't count lol.

 

[Sleepy Chickens]

What are you talking about, salad doesn't count lol.

Ha, that’s fair. Plus, I’m surprised she even bothered to use those sad greens as a vehicle for the load of dressing, given her penchant for drinking her sauces and all.

Chinny, a tip for you: save the lettuce for your next vegan LARP and just go all in already. We all know you wanna. Drink the ranch, babe.

 

[fatfuck]

seeing her bloated trotters reach for that cucumber slice and scoop out as much dip as she could made me chuckle.

lots of signs telling us we're nearing the end of her supposed keto diet. i bet there wasn't a single day she was under 100 carbs. who am i kidding. there was no diet, no doctor, no nothing. chantal lies.

coming soon is a barrage of fast food visits with comments disabled.

 

[ThisWillBeFun]

I got such 2nd hand embarrassment from Chintal trying to interact behind the camera with her family, including her meathead uncle. When you see Chantal at these events it just begs the question of how everybody else in her family appears halfway normal (if a bit odd or unrefined) and then there's the beach ball chantal making baby talk to dogs and thrilling herself with gatorade zero instead of water.

It definitely was cringe worthy to hear her with that high pitched voice talking to the dog. In fact, the dog was pretty much the only person she seemed to talk to. Those annoying hee'hees every second must have driven people crazy.

She is so awkward around people, but her own family? She honestly has nothing to say, can't hold a conversion with anyone, isn't funny or amusing & a total bore.
Quite different than what she portrays online to her little ass-patters. Only on her channel is she loud & bold telling people to keep their opinions to themselves & blocking her heart out. A total fraud.

 

[thejackal]

It definitely was cringe worthy to hear her with that high pitched voice talking to the dog. In fact, the dog was pretty much the only person she seemed to talk to. Those annoying hee'hees every second must have driven people crazy.

She is so awkward around people, but her own family? She honestly has nothing to say, can't hold a conversion with anyone, isn't funny or amusing & a total bore.
Quite different than what she portrays online to her little ass-patters. Only on her channel is she loud & bold telling people to keep their opinions to themselves & blocking her heart out. A total fraud.

What's the old saying? Dumb people talk about other people, mediocre people talk about current events and enlightened people talk about ideas? When chantal can't talk about other yewtubers or some trifling event in her life (like going to farmboy, ffs how many damn trips just she need to the grocer every month?) she has absolutely nothing to talk about.

 

[Petty_Crocker]

Her instagram is proof of how boring she is. She posts her cats and dumb hopeful memes. Today she posted another picture of her giant paw clutching another “Keto” beverage from Starbucks. I swear she thinks she’s one of those cute young fit instathots. It’s the same things over and over. Worst of all that picture of her wearing a sheet or whatever with her thighs exposed. I can’t wait for the Keto Saga to end. I miss Vegan self righteous Chintal and her chimpouts.

 

[Madam Spergwell]

Today she posted another picture of her giant paw clutching another “Keto” beverage from Starbucks. I swear she thinks she’s one of those cute young fit instathots. It’s the same things over and over.

Yeah, the multitude of Starbucks drinks she posts on her Instagram irritates me. At least she went inside the store this time instead of hitting the drive thru, or so says the label. But autistic pet peeve, why does she order extra ice in a drink she is paying $5 for? Unless they put it in a bigger cup or charge less, that means you get less drink for your money.

 

[Barbarella]

I just got around to watching the party video. Her wondering (and filming) an empty house while she touches and then leaves some veggies is going to horrify her family.

One thing I noticed that I don’t think anybody mentioned is when she filmed the cake being brought out to Grandpa. Some people got behind him to get in the photo, but she stayed focused on the cake. The people were cut off at the shoulders but we had a nice shot of the cake. Quite evident what is important to her in life.

 

[sixcarbchiligorl]

Instagram update:

Most people can show off earrings without careful posing and needing to grab and pull their ear lobe.

Don't jump, Chantal. You'd drain the ocean if you jumped in.

 

[thejackal]

I guess Canada's favorite Tim Horton's (which she wouldn't shut up about in the other video) isn't good enough for our cosmopolitan bougie jetsetter Chintal. Only StarBeetus for our gorl. She wouldn't be caught dead inside a Tim Horton's that's for people that have to work everyday.