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I'll add to this Look these clips from DSPArchives on twitter. This man thinks he's such a chad that anything dealing with waifus is "Persona 5 levels of weeb". Rather be a weeb than a 37 year old man who has to beg to incels for money to pay his bills.
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holy shit, phil is utterly incapable of humor, devoid of it some may say. phil cannot run with a silly joke "what would i do if someone sent me a body pillow? give it to kat" you know just quick joke, but he either gets super defensive or runs it into the ground quicker than he read the cheer
 
Imagine having a wife you can't ever talk about except that you're conditioned to mention her every single time her stereotypical wifey responsibilities come up in your boring life.

Cooking? My WIFE is a great cook and men aren't supposed to cook. Stop asking about it.
Dating? I don't need to be presentable or try anymore, I have a WIFE. Stop asking about it.
Shopping? We go shopping every week, on my WIFE's day off, which is so exhausting. Stop asking about it.
Date nights? Me and my WIFE go to a moderately priced restaurant every week, stop asking about it.
Cleaning? My WIFE loves to clean but my office is a fucking disaster. Stop asking about it.
Schedules? My WIFE and I spend a lot of time together but she works retail hours and I get up at noon and go to sleep at 4am. Stop asking about it.
Romance? Me and my WIFE have so much romance I don't even lust after underage japanese vidya girls. Stop asking about it....uwu.

Healthy.
 
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All of this is proof enough that he has no nice romance in his real life. The grass is always greener on the other side, Phillip. Blatantly obvious when you mention it every other day.
This bland, fat, narcissistic piece of shit is immune to enjoying anything in life that's not related to people throwing money at him.
Normally I'd feel bad for him, but I thoroughly enjoy how miserable he's been these past weeks.
I'll add to this Look these clips from DSPArchives on twitter. This man thinks he's such a chad that anything dealing with waifus is "Persona 5 levels of weeb". Rather be a weeb than a 37 year old man who has to beg to incels for money to pay his bills.
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Hmm... so much to unpack here I don’t know where to begin, nor do I believe I’m even qualified to start.

Every time he plays a game with a character creation option he creates himself. Project 7 (iirc) was him finding himself in video game worlds. Now refuses to do romance side missions in RPG’s because “he’s a 37 year old married man.” Is Phil living vicariously in the games he plays?

Also, when his relationship with Leanna was falling apart (as he tells it), he proposed to her. After she left anyway, he picks up the first thot to slide into his DM’s and marries her in his parent’s living room, takes her out for pizza afterwards, and spends his wedding night on Twitter thumbing his nose at all the trolls. I’m sure it has nothing to do with him pushing 40 and within a cunt hair of cuddling with a waifu body pillow for the rest of his miserable life.
 
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All of this is proof enough that he has no nice romance in his real life. The grass is always greener on the other side, Phillip. Blatantly obvious when you mention it every other day.
This bland, fat, narcissistic piece of shit is immune to enjoying anything in life that's not related to people throwing money at him.
Normally I'd feel bad for him, but I thoroughly enjoy how miserable he's been these past weeks.

Christ that is no way normal. The amount of times I or my friends got messages about SO's wifus/husbandos is fucking ridiculous.

This genuinely has me wondering if Kat is either super jealous of anything that moves, or simulates movement and just shuts it down, or if the relationship is totally dead or was never alive. Christ, I didn't sign on for these depressing thoughts.
 
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Also, when his relationship with Leanna was falling apart (as he tells it), he proposed to her. After she left anyway, he picks up the first thot to slide into his DM’s and marries her in his parent’s living room, takes her out for pizza afterwards, and spends his wedding night on Twitter thumbing his nose at all the trolls. I’m sure it has nothing to do with him pushing 40 and within a cunt hair of cuddling with a waifu body pillow for the rest of his miserable life.

I don't know how you could be anything but incredibly jealous of the pig's AMAZING real adult life.
 
I'll add to this Look these clips from DSPArchives on twitter. This man thinks he's such a chad that anything dealing with waifus is "Persona 5 levels of weeb". Rather be a weeb than a 37 year old man who has to beg to incels for money to pay his bills.
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What you don't undestand is if Phil DID pick up a waifu? The detractors would be all over it you know what I mean? Oh Phil likes this girl and that girl and they'll be taunting him in the detractor content he doesn't watch and dishonoring the loli gf that he doesn't have...sound good?
 
Chad DSP here is pretty fucking loyal to a gold digger who cheated on her ex for him. He's going to have a huge pill to swallow in the future when she leaves him. I'd choose your words and actions wisely Phil, because when that happens you can't live that down.

Who knew putting a ring on a woman you knew less than Leanna would make him act this way. Is he still trying to secretly make Panda jealous because he thinks her ass is still around keeping tabs on him?
 
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All of this is proof enough that he has no nice romance in his real life. The grass is always greener on the other side, Phillip. Blatantly obvious when you mention it every other day.
This bland, fat, narcissistic piece of shit is immune to enjoying anything in life that's not related to people throwing money at him.
Normally I'd feel bad for him, but I thoroughly enjoy how miserable he's been these past weeks.
Genuinely baffled by this. What exactly is the difference between doing the dating sim missions when you have a girlfriend and when you have a wife? He wasn't like this when he was dating Leanna and dating Kat, but now that he's married he acts like he's going to be accused of cheating (by who exactly?). Is Kat so insane she told him he's not allowed to date video game girls? I don't know about that. This is clearly a case of overcompensating for his shitty, dull, boring, sexless, passionless, humorless, unromantic, miserable marriage to Kat. Sounds like he knows this marriage is a total sham that not a single person is jealous of. Why else would he feel the need to bring it up all the time? He's not trying to convince other people his life is great, he's trying to convince himself. Really sad, really pathetic. Get a clue, Phil.
 
dating sim missions

Could you imagine Phil playing The Sims? Would his character just never leave the house or interact with anyone? It’s obvious his character would be forbidden from dating, marrying, or having children. Can you just beg wheelchair symbols for money over the internet in The Sims?
 
Could you imagine Phil playing The Sims? Would his character just never leave the house or interact with anyone? It’s obvious his character would be forbidden from dating, marrying, or having children. Can you just beg wheelchair symbols for money over the internet in The Sims?
I haven't played the Sims in over 10 years, but a DSP mod would be funny to play.
 
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I haven't played the Sims in over 10 years, but a DSP mod would be funny to play.
Wake up, eat some pig chow, wank, don't wash hands, "work" (beg), bathroom break, sandbag video game until chat hand holds you (interactions), take a break (check KF, Restreams, Twitter, Email,), beg again, finish stream (more begging), Gin Time (WWE, Panda Tributes, Crying, Gin and Tweet, Up too late drinking again tweet. Repeat.
 
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# Nicest things Good Samaritian Phil has ever done.
  • Rented condo to aunt because he was too lazy to sell it
  • Sacrificed all friends to be a "Live Streamer"
  • Protected his family by lying to everyone about his marriage
  • Empty game box giveaway
  • Spent the money intended for taxes to fly in Kat
  • Kept Kat's identity a secret, but he couldn't help himself, she got doxed
  • 10+ years videogame creator legacy of free khantent
  • Unintentionally created a giant community - against him
  • Paid Rambo some of the P7 money, everyone else got jack shit
  • Picked up Leanna from the hospital against his will, endured her, ate her sandwich, told the web her medical situation, etc
Feel free to add something or keep the options shorter. I can't really remember a single sincere nice thing he's ever done.

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  • Fighting gamer Nelson "Remix" died at 28 in 2013. Phil donated around $100 to $250 to his funeral without boasting or anything :like:
  • Unique Christmas present: Let his parents drive his car instead of a real gift.
  • Protected Panda's brother's wedding from SWATing by playing the new Street Fighter instead of going there
 
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# Nicest things Good Samaritian Phil has ever done.
  • Rented condo to aunt because he was too lazy to sell it
  • Sacrificed all friends to be a "Live Streamer"
  • Protected his family by lying to everyone about his marriage
  • Empty game box giveaway
  • Spent the money intended for taxes to fly in Kat
  • Kept Kat's identity a secret, but he couldn't help himself, she got doxed
  • 10+ years videogame creator legacy of free khantent
  • Unintentionally created a giant community - against him
  • Paid Rambo some of the P7 money, everyone else got jack shit
  • Picked up Leanna from the hospital (endured her, ate her sandwich, told the web her medical situation, etc)
Feel free to add something or keep the options shorter. I can't really remember a single sincere nice thing he's ever done.
My favorite altruistic moment from the Philanthropist came from a video the Christmas he flew his parents out to visit the first time.

He explains that since he does not need to leave the house he will let his dad drive his BMW while they are in town. He goes on to say that since he is letting his dad drive the car (he says this is a huge trust issue) he won't be getting his folks anything for Christmas. Having the honor of driving the BMW is their gift for the year.

A truly wonderful human and loving son.
 
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# Nicest things Good Samaritian Phil has ever done.
  • Rented condo to aunt because he was too lazy to sell it
  • Sacrificed all friends to be a "Live Streamer"
  • Protected his family by lying to everyone about his marriage
  • Empty game box giveaway
  • Spent the money intended for taxes to fly in Kat
  • Kept Kat's identity a secret, but he couldn't help himself, she got doxed
  • 10+ years videogame creator legacy of free khantent
  • Unintentionally created a giant community - against him
  • Paid Rambo some of the P7 money, everyone else got jack shit
  • Picked up Leanna from the hospital against his will, endured her, ate her sandwich, told the web her medical situation, etc
Feel free to add something or keep the options shorter. I can't really remember a single sincere nice thing he's ever done.
Don’t forget he protected Leanna’s family from a brutal Swatting by keeping himself and Leanna on the other side of the country with nothing to do but play the newly released Fallout 4 while her brother was getting married.
 
My favorite altruistic moment from the Philanthropist came from a video the Christmas he flew his parents out to visit the first time.

He explains that since he does not need to leave the house he will let his dad drive his BMW while they are in town. He goes on to say that since he is letting his dad drive the car (he says this is a huge trust issue) he won't be getting his folks anything for Christmas. Having the honor of driving the BMW is their gift for the year.

A truly wonderful human and loving son.
Do you know when he said this?
 
As promised, here's my conversation with KingOfGahlfHD. I wouldn't say anything groundbreaking but some interesting information about Kekon's depression, the shitshow that is the mod team, and how mods watch detractor content all the time.

Note: I was acting friendly towards him to get as much dirt as possible so the tone is friendly banter (I don't personally hate the guy, he's just a 19 year old kid at the end of the day).

Hope you guys find it entertaining.

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[redacted]: FeelsBadMan
[redacted]: you got banned dood?
[redacted]: not cool
[redacted]: i'll see you in tevin's stream LUL
KingOfGahlfHD: I don't watch tevin
KingOfGahlfHD: Unless he makes fun of anony a ahit ton I won't stop by
6/5/2019, 2:20:47 PM
[redacted]: nah but it's fucked up you got banned for such a minor thing
[redacted]: you did a lot for phil :\
[redacted]: kinda goes to show he has no respect for anyone but himself
KingOfGahlfHD: I didn't even do anything
KingOfGahlfHD: You can even ask Anony lol
6/5/2019, 3:22:38 PM
[redacted]: i saw the screens man, you only tried to unban saru who also got banned for stupid shit
[redacted]: you basically went over phil's authority which is enough to get you perma'd. ridiculous
6/5/2019, 9:17:05 PM
KingOfGahlfHD: I didn't even unban saru
6/5/2019, 11:24:30 PM
[redacted]: wtf why'd you get banned for then??
KingOfGahlfHD: I have no idea I didn't even get to speak in mod chat, got a question? Ask Anony he is the reason I am banned lol
[redacted]: jesus
[redacted]: phil banned all the fun people FeelsBadMan
KingOfGahlfHD: Yeah
KingOfGahlfHD: And he has no one modding his chat now
KingOfGahlfHD: Welp goodluck with that lol
[redacted]: yeah dude. i went and took a peek and only kekon was modding but he's always AFK anyways
[redacted]: he's gonna find some new ppl to mod anyways but how long will they last?
[redacted]: i thought you had seniority over Anony
KingOfGahlfHD: Uh none because no one wants to mod
KingOfGahlfHD: I have nothing against anony but uh yeah he is pretty much the reason I got banned
[redacted]: haha, true that. phil is a paranoid dude. he truly thinks everyone is out to fuck with him. sure, there are some ppl who do and he says the detractor content/ videos don't get to him but they totally do
[redacted]: are you talking with phil about it? why would he co-sign it?
KingOfGahlfHD: Dunno like I said go ask anony
KingOfGahlfHD: I didn't even get to defend my position it was just Insta guilty
[redacted]: i think he has me blocked :\ i was trying to get unbanned and he said "you're never getting unbanned" now i can't whisper him no more
KingOfGahlfHD: It is not even much on Phil, but based off Anony and how long I have modded with him, I am assume he is as younng as Derich
KingOfGahlfHD: I have no desire to troll or shit on other mods but Anony is basically Saru 2.0 at this point
[redacted]: phil should step in and unban you tho... you've put in the most work as mod tbh
[redacted]: that shouldn't be just taken for granted
KingOfGahlfHD: Literally the same shit with people trying to fight with mods
KingOfGahlfHD: Yeah I know
[redacted]: kinda f'ed of phil to just let this happen
KingOfGahlfHD: Was here almost all day for every marathon
KingOfGahlfHD: I have 0 idea if whatever "evidence" anony dropped is even true
KingOfGahlfHD: I dm'd all the mods and they all are confused and want me back but the executive order is on them
[redacted]: phil doesn't have the last say about which mods get banned/ unbanned?
[redacted]: that's kinda weird
[redacted]: it's his channel
KingOfGahlfHD: I mean sometimes he does
KingOfGahlfHD: Sometimes he is the ruler sometimes his followers reign supreme
KingOfGahlfHD: Tevin wasn't lying when he called it the Nazi Regalia
KingOfGahlfHD: Ever since Swagginz Left modding that chat has been less of a moral good and help then complete drama and cancer
[redacted]: haha, maybe the fact that you watch tevin's streams is enough "proof" to get you banned? it's silly dude. i feel phil would be so much more successful if he just embranced the memes and the detractor content
KingOfGahlfHD: I heard that donation, btw saru watches tevin like everyday, and he didn't get banned for that
KingOfGahlfHD: He even donated
[redacted]: yeah and tevin shit on him LUL
KingOfGahlfHD: Me watching tevin 6x is not close to Saru being everyday and donating
[redacted]: honestly, the marriage was his deathknell for hardcore fans. because he gaslighted all of us and was like "i had to! although i say i never lie, i had to lie to you guys to protect my wife!"
KingOfGahlfHD: I guarantee tevin has fuck all to do with what I got banned for I am guessing Anony just kept gag ops logs of my unbans hat were suoer old and dropped em
[redacted]: he really throws khet under the bus a lot to justify some of his shittier behavior IMO
KingOfGahlfHD: I mean tbh I mute the volume when he asks for money or talks about his wife
KingOfGahlfHD: Like I do not care... at all
[redacted]: haha, it's a bit ridiculous sometimes.
KingOfGahlfHD: I suggest many others do the same I do
[redacted]: oh for sure, i just tune it out
KingOfGahlfHD: I have nothing against Phil but the mod staff is so awful
KingOfGahlfHD: I guess it is more so like 2-3 specific mods but still
[redacted]: [redacted]
KingOfGahlfHD: Yeah and no other mod understands it either
[redacted]: my theory is that the halloween stream where kat was on, i think she got really pissed about the trolling. and she probably said to censor everything about her in chat or some kind of ultimatum
KingOfGahlfHD: Like honestly the mod staff is nice to talk to, but these 3 mods are so fucking aids
[redacted]: for sure, some have a stick up their ass
KingOfGahlfHD: Anony is awful
KingOfGahlfHD: saru is gone
KingOfGahlfHD: And there is one other one I forgot the name
[redacted]: like ban the morons who make usernames like "getajobphil" that's not even funny. but some power trip the fuck out
KingOfGahlfHD: Saru unbanned celebrate gout 100
KingOfGahlfHD: No demod
[redacted]: LUL jesus
[redacted]: such a mess
KingOfGahlfHD: Unbanned 1488 names
KingOfGahlfHD: No demod
[redacted]: wtf?!
KingOfGahlfHD: had to call phil a liar in chat
KingOfGahlfHD: To be banned
[redacted]: he unbanned 1400 ppl?
[redacted]: that's insane
KingOfGahlfHD: No like the 1488 nazi meme
KingOfGahlfHD: He unbanned people with 1488 in their name
[redacted]: oooo jesus that's even worse LUL
KingOfGahlfHD: And Phil didn't do anything
KingOfGahlfHD: Just look at the leaks posted honestly
KingOfGahlfHD: Saru is a good example of this is how you don't mod a twitch chat
[redacted]: oooo da_whoipper is da_chancla
KingOfGahlfHD: For now, he is a good mod but his schedule changed for work I think
KingOfGahlfHD: So literally he has no day time mods
[redacted]: [redacted]
[redacted]: i dunno, i had a bad impression of him
KingOfGahlfHD: He lost Swagginz that playthrough
[redacted]: was riding phil's dick pretty hard during sekiro
KingOfGahlfHD: I hated SEKIRO TBH
[redacted]: !
[redacted]: really? loved that game. beat it three times
KingOfGahlfHD: was fun to start but got so bored near the end for me
[redacted]: did you like dark souls?
KingOfGahlfHD: I platinumed all the games
[redacted]: ah gotcha
KingOfGahlfHD: Even emulated Demon's Souls on my PC
[redacted]: bloodborne still my fav for sure. hopefully they come out with the second one
KingOfGahlfHD: Sekiro is a good game, just not for me
KingOfGahlfHD: Only having a single weapon the whole game is not too fun
[redacted]: wow how's the emulation of demon's souls? been dying to play that game but dont wanna buy a PS3 for it
[redacted]: yeah, taht 100% limits the game's replayability
KingOfGahlfHD: Insanely taxing on my computer lol
[redacted]: figured
KingOfGahlfHD: Nuke :(
KingOfGahlfHD: I am amazed Saru ever became a mod honestly
KingOfGahlfHD: And somehow he took me down with me
KingOfGahlfHD: I got fucking Allah Akbared LOL
[redacted]: i thought you seppuku'd yourself by unbanning saru LUL
KingOfGahlfHD: I never unbanned saru
KingOfGahlfHD: I did ban him as a joke
[redacted]: dude saru is the guy who did the futa/ neggy porn fantasy weirdness right?
KingOfGahlfHD: I think so
[redacted]: yeesh
KingOfGahlfHD: Complete cuck
[redacted]: 100%
KingOfGahlfHD: If you have a question about mods ask me while I still have the memory
[redacted]: for sure man. i'm not crazy on all the detractor stuff or the gay ops or the drama that much. i just thought it was pretty fucked up you got the short end of the stick
KingOfGahlfHD: Welp it is what it is
[redacted]: any juicy info you know that's not out there?
KingOfGahlfHD: Sad part is I do not know why I got the ban, like demodded it is what it is, but I have no idea what caused a ban
[redacted]: and nobody will tell you? that's nuts
KingOfGahlfHD: Not that I want to share I am not a fan of leaks
[redacted]: all good
KingOfGahlfHD: I mean hopefully infinite does
[redacted]: infinite is cool
KingOfGahlfHD: If your top supported all time misses me you know you cucked yourself
[redacted]: madara, you and infinite were cool mods
KingOfGahlfHD: I love all the mods except like a select 3
KingOfGahlfHD: But those 3... are so fucking bad
KingOfGahlfHD: So... SO BAD
KingOfGahlfHD: I regret advocating for Derich to be a mod
[redacted]: anony and who else you think?
[redacted]: not even sure who that is
KingOfGahlfHD: Anony, Saru is gone, and one other one but I am having a brain fart
KingOfGahlfHD: I dm'd anony actually
[redacted]: should email phil but he doesn't answer so
[redacted]: what'd he say?
KingOfGahlfHD: He read my last email to become a mod
KingOfGahlfHD: I don't want to share a lot
KingOfGahlfHD: But he honestly sounded like a depressed child
KingOfGahlfHD: oh I DIDN'T KNOW MY OWN ACTIONS CAN CAUSE OTHERS TO GET HARMED"
KingOfGahlfHD: And I am likr
KingOfGahlfHD: How fucking old are you? And I thought my girlfriend lighting me a cigarette was not good for me LOL
[redacted]: LUL
[redacted]: anony said that?
KingOfGahlfHD: Not exactly but that is a paraphrase
KingOfGahlfHD: But here is what he actually said
KingOfGahlfHD: "It never crossed my mind the thought you could be banned"
KingOfGahlfHD: Really? No way me neither, but thanks for ruining another half of the mod staff like wtf
[redacted]: wtf? so WHO banned you exactly?
KingOfGahlfHD: I have logs of our DMms but they are staying private
[redacted]: all good
KingOfGahlfHD: Dsp did but only because Anony went out of their way
[redacted]: oooh i see
[redacted]: i guess breaking his trust is a big thing?
KingOfGahlfHD: I don't know
[redacted]: so if he had proof you somehow did that, that's enough to get the hammer?
KingOfGahlfHD: I waa being a bit of a shamer but like whatever
[redacted]: i dunno, phil's chat is kinda like a concentration camp sometimes. you just get shot without justification
KingOfGahlfHD: I never broke his trust
KingOfGahlfHD: Everytime anony started to bitch in chat I did what was best for him
KingOfGahlfHD: Wether it is unban BERNIE Keep emp dogs banned, or advocate for mods he suggested
KingOfGahlfHD: And in return I got the firing squad
[redacted]: at the end of the day, it's phil who loses by losing ppl who genuinely like him/ support him and making his chat boring AF
KingOfGahlfHD: Yeah and he didn't just lose me btw
KingOfGahlfHD: Now Madara is going to be bored and not want to mod either
KingOfGahlfHD: Same with Chancla probably
[redacted]: like i said, when the first mod exodus happened after the marriage arc, the boat started leaking and it hasn't stopped
KingOfGahlfHD: But the mod drama didn't exist till swagginz parted
[redacted]: apparently da_whopper/ da_chancla is the one who got saru banned
KingOfGahlfHD: No reason for there still to be
KingOfGahlfHD: ??? Huh?
[redacted]: because he posted screenshots of saru unbanning a guy named dakky?
KingOfGahlfHD: Oh no that is public mod info
[redacted]: from a detractor discord
KingOfGahlfHD: Phil saw that didn't even need to post or share
KingOfGahlfHD: If someone gets banned unban or timed silenced or EVEN NAME CHANGE it is all in the centralized stream
KingOfGahlfHD: Literally is the United States of Phil
[redacted]: hahaha
KingOfGahlfHD: When I found out how much power a moderator actually had I got scared
[redacted]: i loved that snippet "this is the united states of phil. this isn't the place to get on your soap box and voice your opinoin. this is MY land"
KingOfGahlfHD: Because I knew fagnostics like Saru and Anony would do this
[redacted]: yeah but even cucking to phil to the max like saru did won't prevent you from getting banned eventually
KingOfGahlfHD: Here is my saying to basically summing uo moderation
[redacted]: allegiance means nothing
[redacted]: i dunno, i'd be salty if i was you
KingOfGahlfHD: Whomever has the most power or the most money ends up pillaging and plundering everything
[redacted]: true dat
[redacted]: swagginz gave a lot of money and he still got the axe
KingOfGahlfHD: I wouldn't have hated modding chat at all if Saru and Anony were not awful
[redacted]: you made chat fun man
[redacted]: you played with fans and etractors alike
[redacted]: good attitude to have
KingOfGahlfHD: I did nothing wrong... did everything correct
[redacted]: LUL
[redacted]: would you like to go back to modding fi you were given the chance or are you over it?
KingOfGahlfHD: Literally I have never seen a more patrolled or more centralized chat in my fucking life
KingOfGahlfHD: If I get the option I would literally say "uh no thanks take the green sword back"
[redacted]: it's insane man. it's like its own ecosystem or weird rules, drama, backstabbing, fuckery, weirdness. there's some fun to be had but i felt like i was on such thin ass sometimes.
KingOfGahlfHD: Dude half his mods hate modding... Kekon is depressed and hates being online (I don't blame him he is mistreated) chancla does ops, madara is the morning mod
KingOfGahlfHD: Infinite good shit love you
KingOfGahlfHD: Anony suck a fucking frog
KingOfGahlfHD: And that is it half the other mods never show up
[redacted]: kekon is a cool dude. i thought he stopped moedding for phil since he's streaming a bit now?
KingOfGahlfHD: Yeah he is
KingOfGahlfHD: And here is my take, he is done modding, not like take the sword back
KingOfGahlfHD: But he is done banning
[redacted]: yeah he's never active. he's in the chat list but i never see him chat or be active
KingOfGahlfHD: To quote a black dude
[redacted]: is brian a mod? the other guy who plays apex with phil and kekon?
KingOfGahlfHD: "OH HE HAS A TAB OPEN"
KingOfGahlfHD: Not yet
[redacted]: LUL
KingOfGahlfHD: I hate mode with tabs open tbh so misleading lmao
6/6/2019, 12:00:13 AM
KingOfGahlfHD: I would check view list every 10-20 minutes to dick around
[redacted]: [redacted]
KingOfGahlfHD: STAY BACK
KingOfGahlfHD: >:(
KingOfGahlfHD: Lawl when I said derich cucks LAWLIS
KingOfGahlfHD: "i'll be running over lolis in my trolley, uh thanks for the cheer"
[redacted]: [redacted]
[redacted]: [redacted]
KingOfGahlfHD: I love watching dumb children fall over one another though
[redacted]: yeah that's great. lot of weirdoes on twitch man
KingOfGahlfHD: That is why I Modded dsp's chat
[redacted]: must've been a hell of an experience. DSP attrachs a lot of exceptional people to say the least  LUL
KingOfGahlfHD: "Welcome to Encylopedia Dramatica where everyone is a fucking loser except for you"
[redacted]: LUL
KingOfGahlfHD: " why is BABYINTHECHAT UNBANNED"
[redacted]: hahahaha
KingOfGahlfHD: I had no idea that day what the fuck happened
[redacted]: phil needs to go out, take a break from streaming, make some friends. he seems angry, paranoid and depressed AF sometimes
[redacted]: probably not good for your mental health to isolate and play games 8+ hours a day
KingOfGahlfHD: I'd be too if I had that much Gin
[redacted]: LUL you think he still drinks? he swears he's stopped now
KingOfGahlfHD: He has been in confinement for 8 years lol
[redacted]: yeah dude. crazy lifestyle
KingOfGahlfHD: Based off how he trusted Saru and Anony
[redacted]: LUL gotta be drunk for that
KingOfGahlfHD: Yeah uh he needs to get fresh air and maybe more fast food, I miss the DSP tries it tbh
[redacted]: dude... 100+ ppl saying "bring back dsp tries it!" "NO, YOU NUMNIKS! I HAVE NO TIME!"
KingOfGahlfHD: Remember when that one kid wanted minecraft
[redacted]: it's like.. nigga... you play games 8hrs+ day and don't do shit afterwards!
KingOfGahlfHD: And 10 wanted call of duty
KingOfGahlfHD: But watched minecraft... lol
[redacted]: LUL
[redacted]: he's his own worst detractor TBH
KingOfGahlfHD: That is why retro is aeful
KingOfGahlfHD: No one gets to ask for shit most the time
[redacted]: bro, he refuses to watch all the fun videos
KingOfGahlfHD: Yeah he is, considering how he runs chat and who he mods
KingOfGahlfHD: Yeah he is not known for travel
[redacted]: none with pandalee, none with the stupid shit he did
KingOfGahlfHD: So i dunno why he watched it
KingOfGahlfHD: I liked panda TBH
KingOfGahlfHD: At least she talked Kat doesn't talk
[redacted]: she was a bit annoying but so much better than khet.
KingOfGahlfHD: I hope kat is good but she should of been a secret
KingOfGahlfHD: Like no one should of known about her
[redacted]: i have NO IDEA what his relationship is with khet. do they even talk with each other? would you trust a chick that flew accross the country and cheated with her boyfriend and marry her? that's funking insane to me
KingOfGahlfHD: Uh.... depends if she is Asian tbh
[redacted]: haha, nah she's white af dude
[redacted]: you've seen the pics right?
KingOfGahlfHD: But Kat seems fun and they do talk it is just... why do we know about her
KingOfGahlfHD: Yeah I have, like the one good thing is married people pay less taxes
KingOfGahlfHD: So that gets a thumb
[redacted]: that's true. TBH, when he did the whole introducing kat video, it was a huge flex for him to all the haters like "yeah i'm getting pussy and you're not"
[redacted]: LUL
KingOfGahlfHD: I like how he is saying that to a mod that thinks I shouldn't have sex until marriage
KingOfGahlfHD: Dsp you just disappointed me :( sad day
[redacted]: WAIT WHAT
KingOfGahlfHD: Yeah I don't cuck till I am married
KingOfGahlfHD: Just a thing I do
[redacted]: oooo i thought phil said that about himself
[redacted]: wait really bro?! you wont' fuck til you're married??
KingOfGahlfHD: No? I mean if he did probably would help him
[redacted]: LUL
KingOfGahlfHD: Sex doesn't seem like something I want
[redacted]: i'm kinda cool imagining phil and khet having sex tbh LUIL
[redacted]: when's the last time you got laid?
KingOfGahlfHD: Just meh, but maybe if Phil tried it it would be dope
[redacted]: LUL
KingOfGahlfHD: Never saving till marriage
[redacted]: how old are you if i may ask?
KingOfGahlfHD: Not even a god follower just a moral dude
KingOfGahlfHD: 19
[redacted]: aaaahhh
[redacted]: you're a young dude
KingOfGahlfHD: I am such a cuck :D
[redacted]: well, you still got your life ahead of you bro
KingOfGahlfHD: I know just gotta keep going
KingOfGahlfHD: I don't think Saru does
[redacted]: you'll meet some chick you like and eventually one thing leads to another
KingOfGahlfHD: Or half the chat TBH LOL
[redacted]: lol saru wears wigs and likes "men and women"
[redacted]: he's a fucking weirdo
KingOfGahlfHD: Looking at people like Saru and saying they got a life ahead of them scares me lmao
KingOfGahlfHD: ...?
KingOfGahlfHD: What a cuck
[redacted]: you didn't see the leaked twitter pics?
KingOfGahlfHD: Of saru? Of this no
KingOfGahlfHD: I know he follows women in bizarre attire
[redacted]: he has a bunch of pics at anime conventions wearing super weeb shit and wearing a blond/'black wig. it's amazing LUL
KingOfGahlfHD: Ohhh yeah he talked about it in mod chat
KingOfGahlfHD: But didn't post pics
[redacted]: LUL he's a big fat black dood
[redacted]: with a face only a mother could love LUL
KingOfGahlfHD: Tyrone IS IT REALLY HIM?!
[redacted]: LUL LUL
KingOfGahlfHD: IT IS THE GUY I AM ARGUING WITH HIM ON TWITTER
[redacted]: IT'S THE GUY! HE'S WEARING A WIG!
KingOfGahlfHD: Dark Viking Get destroyed!
[redacted]: LUL fucking vidar
[redacted]: that was some great lore
[redacted]: sending death threats to the doxxers
KingOfGahlfHD: People say I am a fucking nazi WHAT WAS VIDAR THEN
[redacted]: that's smart
[redacted]: LUL
KingOfGahlfHD: way to run down the tunnel with a train vidar
[redacted]: you should get laid tho
[redacted]: it changes you
KingOfGahlfHD: I need that clip though
KingOfGahlfHD: "VIKING GET DESTROYED"
KingOfGahlfHD: I'll consider it for now
KingOfGahlfHD: I'll also consider staying the hell back of chats like those
[redacted - just talking about random stuff, nothing pertaining to DSP]
[redacted]: some people really enjoy interacting with chat. i didn't like it
[redacted]: i actually used to ban people for using emotes because i didn't know what the fuck they were when i first started twitch and streaming LUL
KingOfGahlfHD: I mean I'd have too many memes it'd be fun
KingOfGahlfHD: But I will cry if I see like kekon1488 in the xhat
[redacted]: LUL
[redacted]: kekon turned nazi detractor
KingOfGahlfHD: I miss kekon's streams
[redacted]
[redacted]: nvm, misread that
[redacted]: why is he not streaming as much?
KingOfGahlfHD: I don't know much about Kekon besides tevin makes him depressed lol
KingOfGahlfHD: I feel bad for him
KingOfGahlfHD: Because trvin
[redacted]: really?
KingOfGahlfHD: That is literally it
[redacted]: aw man, :\
KingOfGahlfHD: I really don't like it though
[redacted]: but the kekon scream is awesome
KingOfGahlfHD: Like Tevin shouldn't just do this to people in the Community
KingOfGahlfHD: It is but still
KingOfGahlfHD: Like go troll DSP all you want but what did Kekon do?
[redacted]: [redacted]
KingOfGahlfHD: Yeah it is what it is
KingOfGahlfHD: I felt so bad when Kekon got leaked
[redacted]: was kekon even a big donator?
KingOfGahlfHD: Not really just kinda here
[redacted]: damn, that's fucked up
KingOfGahlfHD: He is not even here anymore
KingOfGahlfHD: He just plays furry games with a tab open
[redacted]: it's kinda crazy if you become a big dono for phil you get doxxed on the farms
KingOfGahlfHD: Does it happen to every mod?
[redacted]
KingOfGahlfHD: Vidar is the internet kekistani slayer
[redacted]: you were mentione dgetting banned
[redacted]: LUL
KingOfGahlfHD: I am tempted to see
KingOfGahlfHD: I may dick around there just for fun
[redacted]: go check it out. it' sprobably nothing you don't know and a lot of exceptional people talking about every facet of DSP's life
KingOfGahlfHD: As much as I hate that site overall
[redacted]: some really interested info about DSP that would open your eyes from the other side tho
KingOfGahlfHD: Just got cucked :(
[redacted]: like they know exactly how much he's making a month from his YT, twitch donos and subs
KingOfGahlfHD: Wait that is a thing?
KingOfGahlfHD: They use Soc Blade?
[redacted]: yeah dude... phil is making close to $10k a month
[redacted]: sometimes even more
KingOfGahlfHD: No wonder he had 19k in Taxes
KingOfGahlfHD: Jesus
[redacted]: yeah, they use social blade to get approximation from how much he's making on YT
[redacted]: in 2012 he was making like $20k a month
KingOfGahlfHD: Honestly I am surprised Kat isn't just a stay at home mom
KingOfGahlfHD: She'd be happy as shit if she was
[redacted]: oh she is dude. i personallyy think he's lying about her working because at 1PM he's like: khet's working. then at 3PM he's like she's making dinner
KingOfGahlfHD: ??? Lol
[redacted]: nowhere i know gives you retail jobs
[redacted]: i mean
KingOfGahlfHD: Just take tacos or those "sliders"
[redacted]: nowhere i know gives you 2 hour shifts on retail jobs
[redacted]: LUL frozen dinner food dood
KingOfGahlfHD: Think WHITE CASTLE
[redacted]: khet "cooking" isn't really cooking. it's just warming shit in the microwave
KingOfGahlfHD: Never forget the chocolate cake meme :(
[redacted]: oh bro, she 100% married him because he's supporting her. there's no doubt that. no two adults meet each other 4 times and call each other "soul mates"
[redacted]: that just doesn't happen
KingOfGahlfHD: I just don't listen to the relationship stuff
KingOfGahlfHD: Should of just been a Victoria's Secret nothing more or less
KingOfGahlfHD: No other streamer shares this much info especially live
[redacted]: her old boyfriend "subaru man" reached out to tevin and gave us the ldown low on khet: she was depressed; got extremely moody; and was unhappy in their relationship. phil gave her an out and she took it
KingOfGahlfHD: I know everything more or less
[redacted]: yeah phil is a bit nuts when it comes to proving to detractors he's doing better than them. he has an ago problem
KingOfGahlfHD: I just don't know why it was shared
[redacted]: ego*
KingOfGahlfHD: He is already doing better he claims he has more money than tevin
KingOfGahlfHD: "View Bots"
[redacted]: oh he does for sure but why would he care? tevin doesn't do this for the money
[redacted]: at least when he started. who knows now
KingOfGahlfHD: Sad because based off what my friends tell me Tevin makes a lot of donos doing it
[redacted]: yeah those $1 tips add up
KingOfGahlfHD: That I want to fly away shit is so funny
[redacted]: but i wouldn't call it big money you know. migh tbe making $2k-$4k per month
KingOfGahlfHD: What the hell even is that
[redacted]
KingOfGahlfHD: What a meme
KingOfGahlfHD: I'd shitpost that
[redacted]
[redacted]: did you ever get involved in the wings stuff?
KingOfGahlfHD: Not yet but don't plan to
KingOfGahlfHD: I wish LTG was here I'd help him actually
[redacted]: i never found wings that interesting. phil fascinates me because his attitude that "i've done nothing wrong! i've done evertyhing correct!" is fascinating to me
[redacted]: LTG has some good roasts
KingOfGahlfHD: I mean what baffles me is when he says he "works for youtube/twitch"
KingOfGahlfHD: That is not really how it works.
[redacted]: oh dude, i laugh every time
[redacted]: he truly believes he's like an employee/ sub-contractor
KingOfGahlfHD: You don't work here you are self employed
KingOfGahlfHD: Not the same thing
[redacted]: "i've been working a lot guys"
[redacted]: BRO... you play games made by other people and you mass upload shit on YT. HOW IS THAT FUCKING WORK?!
KingOfGahlfHD: I mean self employment work yeah but this is not like a real regular job
[redacted]: yeah self-employed but he's reliant on money from ads (which is unreliable as fuck as we've seen with phil's YT career) and donations from twitch. how long is that sustainable?
KingOfGahlfHD: I dunno
[redacted]: [redacted]
KingOfGahlfHD: Self Employment is rare but almost always the best option overall
KingOfGahlfHD: He could of owned a lot of property
KingOfGahlfHD: He spent too much on collectable
KingOfGahlfHD: And other weird items
[redacted]: he does own a lot of property dude. a condo and 3br house near seattle is good to own
[redacted]: oh dude, like i said, the farms have the full breakdown on what he spendshis money on
[redacted]: he's WASTED it
[redacted]: literally
[redacted]: really bad investments. lots of debt. $100,00+ on credit card debts
[redacted]: you're young, don't ever do what phil did LUL
KingOfGahlfHD: 10000? What
KingOfGahlfHD: Like on what?! How is he even in debt he got out of debt 6 years ago
[redacted]: like, you know what he's trying to do with the CT condo right? he's going to stop paying for it. let it default from the bank and have them just take it. he doesn't realize that if he does that, the bank will sue him for the difference of how much they sold the condo and the rest of the money he owes
[redacted]: yeah dude, he has $100,000+ on credit card debts
KingOfGahlfHD: Whaaat
[redacted]: and if you try to tell him that, you'll get banned
KingOfGahlfHD: I don't even want to know honestly
KingOfGahlfHD: That is insane debt
KingOfGahlfHD: That is not even educational debt either
[redacted]: yeah man... very bad financial investments. because he thought the $20,000 he was making from YT in 2012 were going to be consistent
KingOfGahlfHD: I mean, I don't blame him but he wasted too much money
KingOfGahlfHD: Youtube is just getting worse from here, until amazon steps up and mod drama ends his chat will be in the Dark Ages
[redacted]
KingOfGahlfHD: He use to be front page of youtube
[redacted]: he used to be popular
[redacted]: allright, since you were a mod in chat, what percentage of the chat would you say was detractors?
[redacted]: 50%? 60%? 70%?
KingOfGahlfHD: Almost all
KingOfGahlfHD: Except like 3 honestly
[redacted]: holy shit
[redacted]: seriously??
KingOfGahlfHD: Like are we saying meme lords or people who don't like him?
[redacted]: ppl who don't like him
KingOfGahlfHD: I mean? Hard to say because if you said that you'd be banned
[redacted]: and not the obvious trolls that just came in to say gout or get a job
[redacted]: the deep undercover haters
[redacted]: who act like fans but weren't fans
[redacted]: i talked to like 10 who were acting like fans but weren't
KingOfGahlfHD: But I don't think Kekon counts? Infinite and Elipsion do not talk, Anony... moving on, uh Madara is just there, and Chancla is a meme lord
[redacted]: so you think most of the chat are just undercover detractors?
[redacted]: (not the mod team)
KingOfGahlfHD: Probably not they are fans
[redacted]: ok makes sense
KingOfGahlfHD: Oh then mostly just memera
[redacted]: yeah, that's what i figured. lots of memers
[redacted]: allrigh tman, imma hit the sack
[redacted]
6/6/2019, 12:29:00 PM
KingOfGahlfHD: I didn't even do that
KingOfGahlfHD: I never unbanned Saru?
KingOfGahlfHD: I did ban saru for fun though lmao
6/8/2019, 7:01:09 PM
[redacted]: hey dood
[redacted]: phil blasted you after you tipped him $10 the other day :\
[redacted]: kinda fucked up of him
KingOfGahlfHD: I know, even anony was like "wtf"
 
Genuinely baffled by this. What exactly is the difference between doing the dating sim missions when you have a girlfriend and when you have a wife? He wasn't like this when he was dating Leanna and dating Kat, but now that he's married he acts like he's going to be accused of cheating (by who exactly?). Is Kat so insane she told him he's not allowed to date video game girls? I don't know about that. This is clearly a case of overcompensating for his shitty, dull, boring, sexless, passionless, humorless, unromantic, miserable marriage to Kat. Sounds like he knows this marriage is a total sham that not a single person is jealous of. Why else would he feel the need to bring it up all the time? He's not trying to convince other people his life is great, he's trying to convince himself. Really sad, really pathetic. Get a clue, Phil.

Yet another warning sign from the pigs mouth that something is horribly, horribly wrong with his marriage. Married happy men don't act this way.

I'm a big, big fan of the outlandish idea that Phil and khet aren't really married. Okay, maybe that's a stretch, but at the very least, I'm pretty sure their marriage is a farce. There has never been a single piece of evidence that shows everything is alright; rather, just a constant stream of worrying signs.
 
So I haven't really been following DSP for about a month or two because he had gotten kinda boring. I checked in on everyone's favorite sad beggar, and something really struck me. He looks really fucking old. Unnaturally so. The only people I've known to age that quick are the terminally ill and literally exceptional to the point where they lack the ability to make competent life decisions. I guess coming back after a while it just really hit me how miserable of a life he really has.
 
Suuuuuuuuuuuuure...

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