Lolcow Christopher J. McGee / Chris McGee / Clawshrimpy / Granis25 / "Rose" / "Sammy" / AdoptedAlien, etc & friends - "Clawshrimpy is a shota rape fetishist and here's why": Blobfish using Autism/Queerness as a shield, Fake "CSA Survivor", Pedo Sex Pest, Backstabbing Serial Harasser & Wannabe Victim; On an Eternal Quest to #cancel Breadtube only to be #cancelled himself.

[Archeopthryx]

So recently he tweeted about Kyoani. For those who don't know there was a psychopath who set fire to a Japanese animation studio and killed 34 people and wounded dozens of others. A really horrific attack.

Shrimps felt the need to insert himself into the discussion by saying


I need to dissect the levels of hypocrisy in these two tweets because if I don't my brain is going to eat itself.

1. There are several reasons why someone might think Maid Dragon is problematic. Wanna know the one Shrimpy ACTUALLY cares about? Why, the fact that one of the little girl dragons tries to have sex with another little girl, who is constantly creaming herself thinking about the first little dragon girl. I'm not kidding, at one point the little dragon girl flat out says "I wanted to **** her". It's even more explicit in the manga. So... shocking, Chris defending pedophiliac content.
2. Don't you wish death on video game studios all the time Chris?
3. Human lives are now valuable? Funny, you have no problem saying that all Nazis and Terfs should get the boot. I guess human life only matters for those that agree with you or pander to you.
4. I'm pretty sure no one is saying the attacks were good because they don't like cute gay characters. I'm pretty sure you invented that reason you fuckhole.

Oh I know why he feels the need to insert himself into this aside from the attention.

Spoiler

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Why am I not surprised his character’s a Lalafell?

Because they're obnoxious "always look cutesy" potatoes. Of all the fucking races to pick, he picks the most disgusting one, of course.

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

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Of course he plays a potato and a healer, I don't know why I expected literally anything else.

Edit: friendly reminder that lalafags belong in body bags.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Of course he plays a potato and a healer, I don't know why I expected literally anything else.

He probably gets booted from groups quicker than "Rose" gets discovered

 

[Hellfire]

Screeching over that Adam movie that the Twitter outrage brigade is butthurt over.



Still Stanning for Pokemon

 

[Archeopthryx]

Still Stanning for Pokemon
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It's all-right to ignore small minorities if it's not his small (non-paying) minorities.

 

[Forte]

You know what's gonna be a hilarious future spergout?

In FFXIV one of the main quests is called "The Trolley Problem"

https://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/wiki/The_Trolley_Problem

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

You know what's gonna be a hilarious future spergout?

In FFXIV one of the main quests is called "The Trolley Problem"

https://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/wiki/The_Trolley_Problem

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It's a main quest in the new expansion too

 

[Forte]

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It's a main quest in the new expansion too

That's what I meant.

 

[Hellfire]

HARRIS

 

[LoverofPi]

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So he still associates the trolley problem with eugenics. I wonder, how much is him still being butthurt about the SA thread where he refused to engage in the trolley problem and kept misusing the word eugeneics, and how much is him just being a broke-brained idiot who refuses to learn anything?

It's a trick question, it's 100% to both.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

Let's do a Trolley Problem right here. What would Shrimpy choose?

The trolley is on route to kill Mamoru, who has been tied to the track by Harris. If Shrimpy pulls the lever, the track will switch over to kill a family of four.

 

[GethN7]

Let's do a Trolley Problem right here. What would Shrimpy choose?

The trolley is on route to kill Mamoru, who has been tied to the track by Harris. If Shrimpy pulls the lever, the track will switch over to kill a family of four.

The family of four is dying. That's easy.

You need a more sadistic version to really make him sweat.

For example, Mamoru is gonna be run over if he doesn't pull the lever. If he does, an exact clone of Mamoru gets run over.

Either way, he loses something he cares about, he just has to choose one or the other.

 

[Archeopthryx]

The answer to that is Shrimpy will sprout angelic wings and save his beloved Mamoru and forget about the family of four since they are kiwis who lied about him being gay for a fictional child.

 

[Hellfire]

Triggered by "trap"


SHAUN! HARRIS! TOTALBISCUIT!


He got triggered because he got told he smelled bad and had to take a shower in a video game.

 

[Archeopthryx]

Shrimpy is gross and greasy as hell. Of course taking a bath is offensive to him.

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

He got triggered because he got told he smelled bad and had to take a shower in a video game.
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Imagine getting mad because you had to take a shower in a video game.

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine getting mad because you had to take a shower in a video game.

Blobfish McGee confirmed for smelling like a disgusting piece of shit irl as well as in vidya.

 

[HeadbuttEnthusiast]

This shit can't be real. He can't actually be that lacking in self-awareness. I don't want these tweets to exist. Why would someone complain about a video game making you shower in a public forum?

 

[AnOminous]

This shit can't be real. He can't actually be that lacking in self-awareness. I don't want these tweets to exist. Why would someone complain about a video game making you shower in a public forum?

Because he takes it personally because he actually physically is disgusting and smelly and never bathes.