T. Greg Doucette / Thomas Gregory Doucette / greg_doucette / TGDLaw / fsckemall / lawdevnull / TDot - Super Lawyer, Failed Politician, Captain of The Threadnought, Drowning in Debt

Will he arrive in Texas just in time for Chupp to smack him with the TCPA abortion?
 
Far Queue said:
Considering he tweets on average just about every three minutes that's no real wonder. Kind of hard to write a motion or even do case research when you're on Twitter every waking moment.

Edit: Holy fuck, just look at this:

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Last October he had one day where he tweeted 671 times. Assuming 8 hours for sleeping, eating, etc. that means that for the remaining 16 hours of that day he was tweeting a little more than once every 90 seconds. He probably spent the entire day just staring at his phone and tweeting like some strung out fucking addict in a crack den.
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Out of morbid curiosity, I decided to compare Douchette's Twitter activity to that of a professional attention whore (i.e. a Twitch thot):

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I have no words.
 
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ShortRound said:
http://archive.li/G9oJ0
Speaking of which...Greg you got some splainin to do
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We should call him Cultural Appropriator Lawyer, or maybe Dolezal Lawyer for short.
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How is it even possible to be as fat as this fat motherfucker?
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Obesity seems to be a common tendency of #KickVic be it the main players like Monica Rial to the costhots like Renfamous to people like Twitter Lawyer here.
 
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We should call him Cultural Appropriator Lawyer, or maybe Dolezal Lawyer for short.

Obesity seems to be a common tendency of #KickVic be it the main players like Monica Rial to the costhots like Renfamous to people like Twitter Lawyer here.
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The common traits are:
Twitter addiction
Baldness
Obesity
Male pattern baldness
Dangerhair patterns
Poor
Liars/embellishers
High self importance

and the main one: They think the world is run by twitter, their ToS, and their court of opinion trumps all things.

It's pretty funny.
 
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Imagine spending the past 4 months sperging out crack legal theories on a "Threadnought" and you go to a convention full of people you've been defending and going to bat for with your shitty legal input...

and only people you went to college with recognize/acknowledge you.

Time to fucking retire that twitter career Paco.
 
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Imagine spending the past 4 months sperging out crack legal theories on a "Threadnought" and you go to a convention full of people you've been defending and going to bat for with your shitty legal input...

and only people you went to college with recognize/acknowledge you.

Time to fucking retire that twitter career Paco.
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"WRONG! People from #LawTwitter recognize me. Put some respect on my name."
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