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clownpiss said:
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All right, I just have to know what the context for this was :lol:
 
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Still going on about how fictional romances in games are for losers who can't get girlfriends and he is in a great relationship and can have sex anytime unlike you lames.
Okay DSP we get it, you're insecure about your relationship because you're dating a cheater so you're scared in case she leaves you like the last one. Move on from the subject pls.
 
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PeeAndPooLover69 said:
dsp is a pathological liar

he's been telling lies for years, he's been called out for years for lying

remember when he said we was never getting married? fast forward to april this year

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plus, let's be honest it does sound like something dave would say
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I love the idea that phil will be getting a call from some podcast group, and when they ask hes says "the gods honest truth is that I'm planning to be sick by then ok? So i can't do a podcast or i won't get any contributions, sound good?."
I can' wait to see how this back fires if it does
NOTHING I COULD DO DOOD! WHAT HAPPENED?
 
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It's funny. The new Fire Emblem is retaining a nice twitch audience and actually has the variety streamers doing full playthroughs. He could've played it, chilled on easy and got a nice viewer bump and probably milk some good donations because there are a lot of choices to be made and the entire game is voice acted so no need for him to talk.

But nope he knows better hes gonna sit here with ~300 viewers on DQB2 and 200 on MLB.
 
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shekelshoah666 said:
It's funny. The new Fire Emblem is retaining a nice twitch audience and actually has the variety streamers doing full playthroughs. He could've played it, chilled on easy and got a nice viewer bump and probably tard cum some good donations because there are a lot of choices to be made and the entire game is voice acted so no need for him to talk.

But nope he knows better hes gonna sit here with ~300 viewers on DQB2 and 200 on MLB.
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After having a spurt of integrity he will not play it at all because that game has waifus.

Don't you guys have a wife?
 
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shekelshoah666 said:
It's funny. The new Fire Emblem is retaining a nice twitch audience and actually has the variety streamers doing full playthroughs. He could've played it, chilled on easy and got a nice viewer bump and probably tard cum some good donations because there are a lot of choices to be made and the entire game is voice acted so no need for him to talk.
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I couldn't take it if he were to ruin the FE franchise for me.
For some reason, I got over the fact that he dragged Phoenix Wright through the mud because he's a worthless dumbass. Phil and his disabled audience can kindly fuck off suggesting any Fire Emblem game, I don't want them anywhere near it.

I mean, shit, imagine if he had to choose between the houses, and Claude would be subtly flirting with him to convince him to pick Golden Deer. He'd have to come out of the closet.
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It's time to play today's game of What the Actual Fuck? Ready? Let's begin.

The top cheerer today is verbparadigm with a 1k bit top cheer and 1060 total. Now, not all that strange...except:

[2019-06-04 17:06:04 UTC] verbparadigm: Give me money so I can pay "taxes" and play games pay pigs ackackack
[2019-06-04 17:14:32 UTC] verbparadigm: !taxes
[2019-06-15 02:48:57 UTC] verbparadigm: This game doesn't respect my pronouns

[2019-07-10 17:41:15 UTC] verbparadigm: Don't forget the honey mussy
[2019-07-28 18:07:42 UTC] verbparadigm: I can't afford to tip, I only make 50K a year
[2019-07-28 18:15:33 UTC] verbparadigm: bugged accident injury mechanics
[2019-07-28 18:18:54 UTC] verbparadigm: lobosjr is online and playing the same game...1242 viewers
[2019-07-28 18:19:51 UTC] verbparadigm: very nice
[2019-07-28 18:20:08 UTC] verbparadigm: hopefully phil will find such success
[2019-07-28 18:25:15 UTC] verbparadigm: Cheer60
[2019-07-28 18:31:00 UTC] verbparadigm: Cheer1000

So, contestants...What the Actual Fuck?
 
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It's time to play today's game of What the Actual Fuck? Ready? Let's begin.

The top cheerer today is verbparadigm with a 1k bit top cheer and 1060 total. Now, not all that strange...except:

[2019-06-04 17:06:04 UTC] verbparadigm: Give me money so I can pay "taxes" and play games pay pigs ackackack
[2019-06-04 17:14:32 UTC] verbparadigm: !taxes
[2019-06-15 02:48:57 UTC] verbparadigm: This game doesn't respect my pronouns

[2019-07-10 17:41:15 UTC] verbparadigm: Don't forget the honey mussy
[2019-07-28 18:07:42 UTC] verbparadigm: I can't afford to tip, I only make 50K a year
[2019-07-28 18:15:33 UTC] verbparadigm: bugged accident injury mechanics
[2019-07-28 18:18:54 UTC] verbparadigm: lobosjr is online and playing the same game...1242 viewers
[2019-07-28 18:19:51 UTC] verbparadigm: very nice
[2019-07-28 18:20:08 UTC] verbparadigm: hopefully phil will find such success
[2019-07-28 18:25:15 UTC] verbparadigm: Cheer60
[2019-07-28 18:31:00 UTC] verbparadigm: Cheer1000

So, contestants...What the Actual Fuck?
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Wasted money and shitty trolling?
 
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NotreallyPutin said:
Didn't stop his fat ass from making sex jokes when he was with Leanna
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Well he says that people unhappy in their relationships or aren't sexually satisfied initiate romance subplots in video games. They're only for people who don't have a relationship or a good relationship. So from this quote it can be assumed he wasn't satisfied with his relationship with Leanna and so he had to seek fantasy alternatives elsewhere and he thinks because thats how he got his rocks off and got his good relationship fix, it must be how everyone else does when they do in game romance shit. The only other theory is that he knows that this is all bullshit and just did it with Leanna because he felt more secure in that relationship and both of them knew its fine, its not real, and its just part of the story, but with Kat, he's scared in case she leaves him and she clearly has him whipped from his sudden radical change in opinions for some stuff. So he's trying desperately to avoid anything like that in order to keep her happy so she'll stay. Yeah he's that paranoid and insecure about it all. With this one either she's told him to not fuck video game girls because she's a cheater and she's paranoid that he'll cheat, or he's paranoid that she'll leave him because she's a cheater so he refuses to make her mad.

Its definitely one of those two theories, could even be both.
 
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