Eleanor Amaranth Lockhart / Luke Emory Armstrong Lockhart / BootlegGirl / Something Ellie / kushielsscion - Ex-communications professor, Amy Lee fan, wannabe game dev, excessive tweeter, inverse Pol Pot, has harassed an indie dev for over a year, "victim of Bernie bros"

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Don't worry, I used the Kiwi Farms to White House hotline to let Trump know to not assassinate this particular troon (on the slight chance that he does not return completely passing) so that we can find out where this saga goes. He agreed that it fits under the special "tard cum production quotas" exception to the International Agreement To Genocide The Translesbian Vanguard.
 
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Kosher Dill said:
It seems they're not giving him any in Mexico, so I doubt addiction is in the cards. When he goes back to his funemployed lifestyle in America he's not going to have any cash or insurance to buy oxy.
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I thought he said he was on tramadol? Honestly I think he's genuinely too autistic to get addicted, but I do think he could try some kind of drug experimentation phase in an effort to expand his mind if he looks at his recovery fondly. It would obviously be very funny.
 
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I thought he said he was on tramadol? Honestly I think he's genuinely too autistic to get addicted, but I do think he could try some kind of drug experimentation phase in an effort to expand his mind if he looks at his recovery fondly. It would obviously be very funny.
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Tramadol is yet another of those "safer" drugs which didn't turn out to be as dependence-proof as they thought. Luke will probably be able to obtain it easily back in the US.

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Top Lop's idea for a breakaway civilization is for him and 10 other Twitter addicts to maroon themselves on the icy shores of Antarctica and "form a new culture" until they all die miserably.
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Someone called him out for being fixated on NIGHT IN THE WOODS. "And I'm fixated on a guy who damaged my life irreparably" http://archive.li/TaAoa
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"I'm not obsessed with NitW. I'm obsessed with how its creators, in the name of the game's ideology, kicked me again and again when I was down and in many ways have kept doing so"
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More Top Lop immigration fantasy.
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"I wish our high school reunion hadn't already passed so I could show up and confuse people who don't already know or who just assumed I'd look the same as before"

:optimistic: :optimistic: :optimistic: :optimistic:

"hey Luke! it's amazing how you haven't changed since high school! still got that big professor gig?"
 
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Hellfire said:
Top Lop's idea for a breakaway civilization is for him and 10 other Twitter addicts to maroon themselves on the icy shores of Antarctica and "form a new culture" until they all die miserably.
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Holy shit lmao the incels also had the idea to colonize the arctic emphasis on colon and build their own retard Rapture
Maybe both will finally find peace when their expeditions meet ❤
 
His face might not look more feminine, but his nose definitely looks better.
 
I'll wait until the swelling goes down to say more, but he just looks like a teenage boy (albeit a filthy and strung-out one) to me. That chin, ffs. And of course, it's all rather pointless when that face is still on a tall, unambiguously male body, with countless physical and behavioral giveaways to his troon status.

And hey, Luke--you don't need a new haircut. What you really need to do is WASH YOUR FUCKING HAIR. No woman, unless she's suffering from uncontrolled mental illness or addiction, would go out in public or take a selfie with hair looking as filthy and unkempt as yours always does.

Every damned day, get in the shower, whether you feel like it or not, and WASH THAT SHIT.

Also, hairbrushes exist. Buy one and learn how to use it.

You're never going to pass. But for fuck's sake, at least try not to look like a complete degenerate troon--which means learning all the beauty/grooming stuff you obviously have no interest in, and actually doing it. Until you do, a new haircut isn't going to make any damned difference because women's haircuts also have to be styled (and the style maintained throughout the day) in order to look halfway decent. You have none of the skills (much less the basic hygeine) required to do that, so a new haircut is just going to look like the same greasy, stringy, unbrushed shit your current one always has.
 
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Hello fellow transphobes, on the docket today is pretending that women generally don't have chins that large, in order to keep this transwoman down.

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Umm.. Humans shower frequently to ensure that they smell good.

I never saw anything Evangelion, I assume there's no shower-related scenes in the franchise? Because that's seemingly his life-bible.
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There's a pretty important bath scene, and I think Misato extoles the virtues of a nice bath early in the series. Maybe instead of all these surgeries what he really needed was a set of Evangelion shower curtains and soup dishes, and a little NITW plush of Mae saying "did you know I didn't bathe once during the entire game? Be like me!". That'll get his water bill to triple.
 
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Oh for fuck's sake....

Luke, I'm not a troon. And even I know this is one of the most common problems post-op trans folks have for quite some time. Did you literally do no research about what having your dick skinned and stuffed back inside you entails? Did your doctors explain nothing? Did you not even fucking read wikipedia or something?

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Regarding his hair; there's actually an argument to be made he's washing his hair too much; it's oily as fuck, while if you never wash your hair (with shampoo, anyways), you don't strip the oil out and force it to keep making more. I tried it once, for a while. It actually works - After a few weeks, your hair just kind of... adjusts.

No, what Luke has is half-assed hair. He won't commit to *not* washing it, but he also won't wash it enough to keep the oil buildup down.

I wouldn't recommend it in Mexico, though, or anyplace hot and humid, because you still sweat.
 
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Seems to have a slightly rounder face from the front, but the illusion collapses in 3/4.
 
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Regarding his hair; there's actually an argument to be made he's washing his hair too much; it's oily as fuck, while if you never wash your hair (with shampoo, anyways), you don't strip the oil out and force it to keep making more. I tried it once, for a while. It actually works - After a few weeks, your hair just kind of... adjusts.

No, what Luke has is half-assed hair. He won't commit to *not* washing it, but he also won't wash it enough to keep the oil buildup down.
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That's certainly possible, but given his obvious mental health issues and disconnect from reality, and the fact that he can barely take a comb or brush to it (much less hide the greasiness under a cap until the adjustment period is over), I think his greasiness is due to poor hygiene and lack of care.

Depression can really fuck with people's ability to take care of themselves; I've known people with it who ended up stringy-haired, media-addicted shut-ins like Luke, lacking the will to get out of the same clothes they'd worn for days or shower, until somebody or something forced them to do it. Throw in Luke's autism, in which he obsesses over parts of himself but never sees the whole, and his lack of awareness of how other people perceive him, and I'm pretty sure that's why he got on a plane for Mexico with a filthy grease-mop on his head. And maybe, being an autist, he has an unaddressed sensory issue that makes showering unpleasant, so he's averse to it, and that aversion has been allowed to become normal. Who the fuck knows.

(Was it Pixyteri who posted a vid of her sobbing while her "abusive" mother demanded that she take a shower because she smelled so bad? Because I'm always reminded of that vid whenever I look at Luke; he always looks like you could smell his funk from the next room.)

That his hair looks gross post-op is to be expected; he probably hasn't been given the green light to wash it yet. But it looked just about as nasty in his last pre-op selfie, and in countless selfies before it. And even with having oily hair, there would be times just after washing it when it looked okay, but his never fucking does. He's just gross and unclean, and I feel sorry for anybody who has to sit next to him on a plane, because I have no doubt he reeks.
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What makes him look like a corpse are those Emperor Palpatine eyebags. I can't believe he didn't try to have anything done about them as long as those Mexicans were in there with a wrecking ball.
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Since those dark undereye circles are due to a combination of lifestyle factors that need correction--lack of decent sleep (and possibly sleep apnea), shitty diet, chronic dehydration, and allergies/dietary intolerances that have gone undiagnosed and unremedied, there's nothing surgeons can do about them--nor should they. All of that discoloration around his eyes is unsightly, but it's there for a reason; it's saying, "I'm not healthy, and shit really needs to change before it gets worse."

He's also got that brown discoloration around his eyes that Hamberlynn and a lot of Beauty Parlor fatties have, which hints at emerging diabetes; given that he's fat, sedentary, and has lousy eating habits, I wouldn't be surprised if he was headed in that direction. If he's courting Lord Beetus, it's still early enough that it didn't interfere with his having major elective surgery, however (as diabetes seriously fucks with wound healing).
 
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That's certainly possible, but given his obvious mental health issues and disconnect from reality, and the fact that he can barely take a comb or brush to it (much less hide the greasiness under a cap until the adjustment period is over), I think his greasiness is due to poor hygiene and lack of care.

Depression can really fuck with people's ability to take care of themselves; I've known people with it who ended up stringy-haired, media-addicted shut-ins like Luke, lacking the will to get out of the same clothes they'd worn for days or shower, until somebody or something forced them to do it. Throw in Luke's autism, in which he obsesses over parts of himself but never sees the whole, and his lack of awareness of how other people perceive him, and I'm pretty sure that's why he got on a plane for Mexico with a filthy grease-mop on his head. And maybe, being an autist, he has an unaddressed sensory issue that makes showering unpleasant, so he's averse to it, and that aversion has been allowed to become normal. Who the fuck knows.

(Was it Pixyteri who posted a vid of her sobbing while her "abusive" mother demanded that she take a shower because she smelled so bad? Because I'm always reminded of that vid whenever I look at Luke; he always looks like you could smell his funk from the next room.)

That his hair looks gross post-op is to be expected; he probably hasn't been given the green light to wash it yet. But it looked just about as nasty in his last pre-op selfie, and in countless selfies before it. And even with having oily hair, there would be times just after washing it when it looked okay, but his never fucking does. He's just gross and unclean, and I feel sorry for anybody who has to sit next to him on a plane, because I have no doubt he reeks.
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Yes it was Pyxiteri. I knew nothing about her besides that vid before coming to the Farms.

For Luke I think it's absolutely some combination of depression and lack of self care from being a neet and autism induced faceblindness. No shampoo does work. The key to it is that when you shower you have to rinse your hair as if you are washing it. I'm a dude and that makes not shampooing easy. Your hair is short and there is less oil. I let my hair grow out starting in the fall because I am a backwoods hobo and it helps keep my head warm. My hair grows quickly and is pretty greasy, so you would think it could be a problem. It isn't. It doesn't matter because I rinse it when I shower.

I don't know how long it would take for my hair to look like Luke's. It only ever approached it when I was a youth and would go on Ultima Online binges without showering for days upon days on summer vacation. Your point about the sensory avoidance is something I've never thought about. Showers are dope and I forgot how autistic autists can get about these things. My running theory was that his faceblindness combined with his agp made even acknowledging his greasy locks impossible.
 
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