Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
Wu's only concern is San Fransisco and that city seems to have extensive public transport while also being a city with politics where people aren't required to live in any kind of home or dwelling to be legal resident so it might not be the best metric for civic projects. Prima soil to brag about home ownership though.
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Not to mention it containing the most human fecal matter all over the place.
 
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Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
Wu's only concern is San Fransisco and that city seems to have extensive public transport while also being a city with politics where people aren't required to live in any kind of home or dwelling to be legal resident so it might not be the best metric for civic projects. Prima soil to brag about home ownership though.
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No way could Frank afford a home in SF, not while paying John's overhead. But then John wouldn't last out there either. That's a bad place to pretend to be a software developer. Really, John is in about an optimal situation given his wants and abilities: He can LARP as a software developer among people who can't or won't call him out on it, get paid by SF paypigs and Frank while paying a Dedham mortgage, and sit in Frank's house all day.
 
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AprilRains said:
No way could Frank afford a home in SF, not while paying John's overhead. But then John wouldn't last out there either. That's a bad place to pretend to be a software developer. Really, John is in about an optimal situation given his wants and abilities: He can LARP as a software developer among people who can't or won't call him out on it, get paid by SF paypigs and Frank while paying a Dedham mortgage, and sit in Frank's house all day.
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He's a fruit-fly, he can't afford SF so he just flies around it.
 
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ah shit here we go again

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Frank you lovable scamp! You deserve no fucking credit at all even though you paid for everything and definitely did all the work! (But you are still a spousal abuser so fuck you.)

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Norvic said:
You had to email Wu's "Finance Director" to get in. It must be demeaning as fuck to have wanted a career in politics only to end up in your late 20s being dogsbody to a deranged tranny
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lol they absolutely wrote that party off as a campaign expense too, used it as an excuse to pay for some food and drink with other people's money.
 
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Borges said:
I am dumb. Part of me honestly thought that Wu realized you have to be both voted in and paid to be a "politician." I really shouldn't be surprised but this is like someone who thought about going to the batting cages once and decided it meant they were a pro ball player.
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It's okay. You'll lower your expectations for John over time.
 
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If only John knew an engineer who could help him out

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Borges said:
I am dumb. Part of me honestly thought that Wu realized you have to be both voted in and paid to be a "politician." I really shouldn't be surprised but this is like someone who thought about going to the batting cages once and decided it meant they were a pro ball player.
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Welcome home, you are safe now.
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
What an inspiration, 300 pound John Flynt managed to work through the struggle to become the slim, sexy, and athletic woman that he is today!

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That's cool and all Bri, but the trouble is I seem to recall you bringing up your opponent's medical issues with alcoholism at least twice in fairly recent memory. I also seem to recall you bringing up your own issues with some kind of sleeping pill and the rehabilitation you required in a vain attempt to appear like a 'normal person', failing to realise the basic fact that most people don't have the luxury of tens of thousands of dollars gifted by their parents to spend on Ambien and a stay in rehab.
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
Won't it be marvellous to see security personnel fill a 9 foot tall shambling ghoul with bullets as it attempts to approach Speaker Pelosi with an online petition

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I'd point out Flu, that the primary reason Pelosi isn't listening to the REEEEEEING idiots in the house demanding impeachment, is because she's smart enough to recognize impeachment proceedings leading up to 2020 will essentially guarantee a Trump victory.

The idiot faction of the Dems led by "the squad" it seems, don't have the political savvy or wherewithal to realize that what they're currently doing (constant screeching ORANGE MAN BAD) is exactly what turns undecided voters and independents off of any message the rational Dems are trying to project. In a way, it's a lot like you sperging about how awful everything is now that Trump is president (still waiting on the squads of Gestapo rounding up all the troons and brown people) but offering zero suggestions or positions on how to improve it other than sweeping "throw money at it" policy proposals.
 
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