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ZehnBoat said:
oh darn
should have known

dave wouldn't put up a green screen, too much work
maybe he'll have a new mascot or dye his hair
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How many times does he have to tell you nudniks he can't lift the green screen up the stairs dood. He got in a car accident that broke 2/3 of his vertebrae, destroying his back, and giving him 4th degree burns on his face and top of his head from the airbag detonating and spitting flames. He also inhaled the hot air, burning everything from his nose to lungs. The doctors said it was the worst accident they'd ever seen and compared it to the Bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. They told him if he was a lesser man he would not have survived. His mom came to visit him in the hospital and brought him an action figure of his favorite super hero, Wolverine, to cheer him up and help his recovery, but she returned it to Walmart after learning he drove on the cursed highway that she had forbidden him to drive on. The hot latina nurses tried their best to restore him back to his body building physique, but the hospital was in the ghetto of Connecticut and lacked modern medical technology. Phil was left permanently hobbled and scarred and to add insult to injury when Phil was finally released from the Hospital he went to Walmart and all they had was Cyclops and Professor X action figures.
 
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Maybe he's going to announce he's finally playing Monster Hunter (with fans) because the major expansion is down the road? Jk, thats too much like human interaction.
 
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How do you nibbas feel that our own boi null had about same number of viewers on his Sekiro stream as Phill usually gets. Nulls gameplay and commentary were also DSP levels of bad. Do you think null is slowly turning into another DSP as the rage eats away his sanity?
 
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WeWuzFinns said:
How do you nibbas feel that our own boi null had about same number of viewers on his Sekiro stream as Phill usually gets. Nulls gameplay and commentary were also DSP levels of bad. Do you think null is slowly turning into another DSP as the rage eats away his sanity?
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Ukraine is next to Poland, so it make sense.
 
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OneDaySon said:
Well he says that people unhappy in their relationships or aren't sexually satisfied initiate romance subplots in video games. They're only for people who don't have a relationship or a good relationship. So from this quote it can be assumed he wasn't satisfied with his relationship with Leanna and so he had to seek fantasy alternatives elsewhere and he thinks because thats how he got his rocks off and got his good relationship fix, it must be how everyone else does when they do in game romance shit. The only other theory is that he knows that this is all bullshit and just did it with Leanna because he felt more secure in that relationship and both of them knew its fine, its not real, and its just part of the story, but with Kat, he's scared in case she leaves him and she clearly has him whipped from his sudden radical change in opinions for some stuff. So he's trying desperately to avoid anything like that in order to keep her happy so she'll stay. Yeah he's that paranoid and insecure about it all. With this one either she's told him to not fuck video game girls because she's a cheater and she's paranoid that he'll cheat, or he's paranoid that she'll leave him because she's a cheater so he refuses to make her mad.

Its definitely one of those two theories, could even be both.
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Looks like we know who wears the pants in the relationship and it AIN'T phil

Khet: get back in the kitchen you whore!
Phil: ok sweetie ill make you my moms famous italian sauce.
 
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Heckler1 said:
Maybe he's going to announce he's finally playing Monster Hunter (with fans) because the major expansion is down the road? Jk, thats too much like human interaction.
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I can already hear Phil whining about how bored he is while he gets carried through every quest. Would be fucking hilarious to see him and his fanboys try and beat Extreme Behemoth or any of the Arch-Tempered monsters though.
 
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Comma said:
A 37-year-old married man forcing himself to not play parts of video games because they (might) involve encountering women in a romantic way while claiming it's because he has matured so very much is one of the most immature things I've ever seen.
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For people who haven't played Judgement/Yakuza, the games have a ton of minigame side content. The dates section basically consist of a few lines of dialogue, then a minigame, then a few more lines of dialogue setting up some sort of antagonist character that you eventually have to beat up instead of doing one of the minigames. Basically, the extent of any romantic dialogue is characters saying they like one another. I'm still relatively early into Judgement, but at the end of the first dating sidequest line your character and the girl agree to date and then that's it, questline over. I think you can visit her to play some of the minigames if you want. I've also been told it doesn't lock you out of/even come up at all when you run into any of the other date characters. The side stuff in these games is also pretty often light hearted or outright goofier compared to the main story stuff so it isn't even like a Bioware game where the romance angle is generally played pretty serious/actually has some kinda story impact.

Even if you just look at it from a pure gamer standpoint and don't care about the minigame stuff, they're worth doing because it is a decent XP boost. There's 5 (maybe 6?) parts of the quest, each one gives 150 xp, plus a tiny bit extra from whatever minigame/fight you do. For comparison, your average street fight is around 20-30 xp.

I wonder if Phil ever gets a best friend if he'd also stop doing any friendship quest in a video game because he's not a basement dwelling nerd who could just hang out with his real friends instead of his virtual ones. Thankfully, we don't have to worry about that because his busy schedule makes it impossible for Phil to have any social interaction ever because he's working 25 hours each day. Those upload progress bars aren't going to watch themselves.
 
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GigaOPC said:
How many times does he have to tell you nudniks he can't lift the green screen up the stairs dood. He got in a car accident that broke 2/3 of his vertebrae, destroying his back, and giving him 4th degree burns on his face and top of his head from the airbag detonating and spitting flames. He also inhaled the hot air, burning everything from his nose to lungs. The doctors said it was the worst accident they'd ever seen and compared it to the Bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. They told him if he was a lesser man he would not have survived. His mom came to visit him in the hospital and brought him an action figure of his favorite super hero, Wolverine, to cheer him up and help his recovery, but she returned it to Walmart after learning he drove on the cursed highway that she had forbidden him to drive on. The hot latina nurses tried their best to restore him back to his body building physique, but the hospital was in the ghetto of Connecticut and lacked modern medical technology. Phil was left permanently hobbled and scarred and to add insult to injury when Phil was finally released from the Hospital he went to Walmart and all they had was Cyclops and Professor X action figures.
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3 months later when he uses the green screen "Uhh.. no! I never said that. I don't know what you're talking about. Fuck off, none of your business. Fucking detractors making shit up out of the blue I never said that."
 
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Anyone remember that time Phil was playing Nier Automata and Leanna walked in and complained about how sexualized 2b was? And Phil just blew her off as just "Caring too much cause there's naked dudes too"
Now Phil is scared to even think about dating a virtual girl cause "Muh wife said Neigh"
Boy how the times have changed huh?
 
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