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- Jun 30, 2017
OK Kiwis we have the video from Anna we've been waiting for. I called it: she's moving out of NYC. She's going to Austin. This is a doozy of a video I suggest grabbing your favorite hot or cold beverage of choice and settling in:
The first few minutes Anna complains about "being famous" and how she has gained over 2 million followers on Tik Tok and how she can't go for a dog walk without constantly being stopped by fans. This is entirely a lie. She doesn't walk her dog more than once a month and nobody in fucking midtown knows her other than as the 400lb obnoxiously dressed woman with a dog that looks like it has late stage cancer. Chinese kids laughing at her in Bejing via Tik Tok is her core fandom. Not New Yorkers.
She's moving to Austin because the "park is too long of a walk" in NYC. I shit you not she just said this. She's moving to Austin to be more active. She just said she walks her dog almost every day at a park in NYC. Which one is it?
She says that Austin is going to really help her filming because...reasons. She lives in NYC, she could film a million different spots, perhaps literally. But moving will fix it and allow her to "create more consistently". She's referred to herself as a "creator" half a dozen times now.
She's tired of doing hauls. Wants to do "other content". She wants to learn about editing and better lighting. Apparently that's impossible in NYC, one of the art capitols of the world.
Now she's complaining about her air conditioning in NYC. I'm sure things will be better 1000 miles closer to the Equator.
Now she's complaining about makeup running in the heat. These problems are such absolute trifles I can't even. Does she really believe this shit?
She says she considered other cities including LA and Jersey (usually Jersey City for New Yorkers) and casually mentions that she's moving out of NYC in order to save money. It sounds like she's leaning on family in Austin. Wait, WTF is she talking about? She's talking about "being a mentor" and how it makes her happy. She wants a slave it sounds like. She's too lazy to mail her own giveaways out. Her schedule is "too much" she says.
She's hiring a paid intern apparently. For Tik Toks. To hold the camera. She admits 95% of her vids are shot by herself. Wonder why.
She's moving into her "dream apartment". She's going to decorate it fancy because "interior decorating is a passion". She's reminiscing about when she actually had a real job.
In case you can't tell she's talked non stop about her self the entire video good lard. She's making a million different reasons up for why she's leaving NYC. Really it just sounds like she's trying to convince us it's not because she doesn't like NYC (as a morbidly obese person afraid to take the subway I can't blame her but BE REAL GORL you ain't walking no where and uber is a shitty way to get around).
Now she's saying "we" like "we are going to be doing 2-3 videos a day". It sounds like a family member is going to be working for her or helping her in Austin. Not sure who this "we" she's talking about would be as she just said she doesn't have an intern yet.
She's doing her stupid ass ebonics and talking about a very dated (I was in college too Anna!) Flavor of Love reference.
She's excited about what it's going to do for her life and us the viewers. She'll "check us later, p's" and does some moronic jiggle.
@GenociderSyo you SOB!
The first few minutes Anna complains about "being famous" and how she has gained over 2 million followers on Tik Tok and how she can't go for a dog walk without constantly being stopped by fans. This is entirely a lie. She doesn't walk her dog more than once a month and nobody in fucking midtown knows her other than as the 400lb obnoxiously dressed woman with a dog that looks like it has late stage cancer. Chinese kids laughing at her in Bejing via Tik Tok is her core fandom. Not New Yorkers.
She's moving to Austin because the "park is too long of a walk" in NYC. I shit you not she just said this. She's moving to Austin to be more active. She just said she walks her dog almost every day at a park in NYC. Which one is it?
She says that Austin is going to really help her filming because...reasons. She lives in NYC, she could film a million different spots, perhaps literally. But moving will fix it and allow her to "create more consistently". She's referred to herself as a "creator" half a dozen times now.
She's tired of doing hauls. Wants to do "other content". She wants to learn about editing and better lighting. Apparently that's impossible in NYC, one of the art capitols of the world.
Now she's complaining about her air conditioning in NYC. I'm sure things will be better 1000 miles closer to the Equator.
Now she's complaining about makeup running in the heat. These problems are such absolute trifles I can't even. Does she really believe this shit?
She says she considered other cities including LA and Jersey (usually Jersey City for New Yorkers) and casually mentions that she's moving out of NYC in order to save money. It sounds like she's leaning on family in Austin. Wait, WTF is she talking about? She's talking about "being a mentor" and how it makes her happy. She wants a slave it sounds like. She's too lazy to mail her own giveaways out. Her schedule is "too much" she says.
She's hiring a paid intern apparently. For Tik Toks. To hold the camera. She admits 95% of her vids are shot by herself. Wonder why.
She's moving into her "dream apartment". She's going to decorate it fancy because "interior decorating is a passion". She's reminiscing about when she actually had a real job.
In case you can't tell she's talked non stop about her self the entire video good lard. She's making a million different reasons up for why she's leaving NYC. Really it just sounds like she's trying to convince us it's not because she doesn't like NYC (as a morbidly obese person afraid to take the subway I can't blame her but BE REAL GORL you ain't walking no where and uber is a shitty way to get around).
Now she's saying "we" like "we are going to be doing 2-3 videos a day". It sounds like a family member is going to be working for her or helping her in Austin. Not sure who this "we" she's talking about would be as she just said she doesn't have an intern yet.
She's doing her stupid ass ebonics and talking about a very dated (I was in college too Anna!) Flavor of Love reference.
She's excited about what it's going to do for her life and us the viewers. She'll "check us later, p's" and does some moronic jiggle.
@GenociderSyo you SOB!
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