So if this is part of the decision, I guess the salons that have shut down will be safe, but will the ones who stay open receive a triumphant visit from a gloating, panting, aroused Jonathan? I think they should be sure to make him sign a waiver for having his ball sack degloved since they're not trained nor experienced at dehairing balls. And they should put strategically placed cameras in the waxing rooms, and in case Balldemort complains, they should tell him,
(or pass him a pre-written document helpfully prepared by someone who's good at English) saying:
A) This is a public service, so...
B) We're just preparing evidence for your next suit against us for ripping off your ball sack because we're not actually trained to do this shit.
If that's not enough to get rid of him, I hope they'll at least find some consolation in posting the before/after microdickpics to this thread.
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