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You guys are planning the donated laptop gay ops, but there is a far simpler method. There is no way that current laptop, which has all the secrets of the past years etched into it like scars, isn't laden with malware. All we need to do is figure out which Chinese company is hoarding that data and they'll probably cough it up for less than whatever the goal is going to be for the good news marathon. But with the way Phil operates, it'll be nothing but Brazzers bookmarks, unorganized Muxy logs, a blank notepad titled "Prjct 7 ideass - Copy", and that one nude of Panda. And we'll all be disappointed.
Blume has it. CTos.
 
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First thing out of his mouth is how hot it is in Washington. I thought it would be more humid to be honest. What is this guy's threshold for even the most minor discomfort? No wonder he thinks his back is a crippling injury.
 
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First thing out of his mouth is how how it is in Washington. I thought it would be more humid to be honest. What is this guy's threshold for even the most minor discomfort? No wonder he thinks his back is a crippling injury.
To be fair, upstairs with limited airflow in a middle unit could be significantly more warm. Compounded further that his dumb ass keeps his door closed and fifteen fucking consoles plugged in and a TV and two computers running constantly. All that shit generates heat and you know all those vents are clogged with dust so the fans are going constantly. He also no doubt has zero frame of reference for what constitutes a "nice day" since he never voluntarily sets a foot outside.

It's mostly his fault, as it is with most shit.
 
First thing out of his mouth is how how it is in Washington. I thought it would be more humid to be honest. What is this guy's threshold for even the most minor discomfort? No wonder he thinks his back is a crippling injury.
Phil has one of his catch-all excuses for this. If you recall the sun BEATS DOWN (you always need to yell that) on the office wall all day. So even if it is only 71 outside, it's about 120 inside the office and the ham is cookin'.

I would assume that it may also be difficult to adapt to temperature variations when you never go outside.
 
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First thing out of his mouth is how hot it is in Washington. I thought it would be more humid to be honest. What is this guy's threshold for even the most minor discomfort? No wonder he thinks his back is a crippling injury.

Oh he can go fuck himself. This is my weather, and my 5 ton HVAC unit is dying so the house is like 6 degrees cooler than outside. And it'll be humid on Friday, too.
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AND he's 2,000 miles north of me, which means his day is shorter because his fat ass is farther from the equator.
AND I'm a fatter ass then he is, and I was still outside doing the fucking yard work because it ain't gonna do itself and my wife is an entitled cunt.
 
Yeah, I'm sitting at a brisk 93 today, although my AC is working pretty well, so it's at least comfortable inside.
Yeah... never buy your first house from a 'friend', who only had the house to rent out and was forced to sell it in a divorce.

If you do zero maintenance, shit starts to fall apart after 20 years. This house? 21 years old.
 
Is there a term for what I'm seeing in the pigroach as some sort of nervous tick, when he starts talking about some subjects that probably have a good deal of bullshit to them or are exaggerated he'll bug his eyes like he's surprised but to me it looks like some sort attempt at his body to convince himself he's right and to react accordingly.
 
Is there a term for what I'm seeing in the pigroach as some sort of nervous tick, when he starts talking about some subjects that probably have a good deal of bullshit to them or are exaggerated he'll bug his eyes like he's surprised but to me it looks like some sort attempt at his body to convince himself he's right and to react accordingly.
Gin Brain

Also, is it just me or is Wolfenstein: Youngblood almost an even 'try harder' Watch_Dogs 3

Man, been over a year and I'm still pissed about Watch_Dogs 2 being such a pandering fuck fest
 
Is there a term for what I'm seeing in the pigroach as some sort of nervous tick, when he starts talking about some subjects that probably have a good deal of bullshit to them or are exaggerated he'll bug his eyes like he's surprised but to me it looks like some sort attempt at his body to convince himself he's right and to react accordingly.
Yes, it's called Being A Bad Liar.

Also seen whenever he builds a poorly-constructed strawman to justify his shitty decisions and reasoning, which he often does in conjunction with the above with the thinking that if he ridicules a contrary statement enough that it makes his true.
 
Mark this as gay-ops if you want. But someone could theoretically donate Phil a new laptop loaded with spyware, and he'd use it without doing a fresh re-format as he doesn't have the Windows install disk, and is probably too lazy to do a fresh install even if he had one.

if youre going to scheme
A try to think of something that doesn't involve giving phil $1000
 
Gin Brain

Also, is it just me or is Wolfenstein: Youngblood almost an even 'try harder' Watch_Dogs 3

Man, been over a year and I'm still pissed about Watch_Dogs 2 being such a pandering fuck fest
I saw a grand total of five seconds of the ads for it, and I just plain noped at it.
Yes, it's called Being A Bad Liar.

Also seen whenever he builds a poorly-constructed strawman to justify his shitty decisions and reasoning, which he often does in conjunction with the above with the thinking that if he ridicules a contrary statement enough that it makes his true.
Pig refuses to ever take an L, and will only ever blame someone or something else with him since it can never be entirely because he's a lazy and narcissistic manchild. He is aided by his pathological lying, but ruined for being autistic.
 
Compounded further that his dumb ass keeps his door closed and fifteen fucking consoles plugged in and a TV and two computers running constantly. All that shit generates heat and you know all those vents are clogged with dust so the fans are going constantly.

Keep in mind, this is the same guy that said that he couldn't rearrange his room because "then the air conditioner would be blowing onto the computer and damage it."
 
So regarding Sunday's goal, Phil was just asked what it would be.
He said he wouldn't say in advance what it was or what it was for because it would just 'cause drama' and 'you know who' would be questioning it, and that it is to help him in a difficult time. But that he'd explain all of that on Sunday.

This is interesting because he was saying last night it was a fundraiser for bills. So I'm unclear on what is going to happen on Sunday that would cause this commotion based on that information. Either it is going to be a questionable (ie. really high) total for bill coverage, or it is not going to be for bills and we're about to find out about a questionable expense that it is covering and he was lying about the bills.

This is doubly weird because there's really no reason Phil couldn't post the goal now and start counting. I don't know if this is his autistic fixation on the 'marathon' being an isolated thing, or if he believes that it would net more money to cry for tips until then, and then try to hit a goal in one sitting on top of that.

Either way, he really can't call himself transparent anymore because his plan for handling these situations is pretty obviously obfuscation at least to throw the trolls off.
 
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Either it is going to be a questionable (ie. really high) total for bill coverage, or it is not going to be for bills and we're about to find out about a questionable expense that it is covering and he lied about the bills.

I think it's the former. I'd bet that it'll be at least $2k. Although he may have done the "Buy something and try and get people to pay for it" shit too.

This is doubly weird because there's really no reason Phil couldn't post the goal now and start counting. I don't know if this his autistic fixation on the 'marathon' being an isolated thing, or if he believes that it would net more money to cry for tips until then, and then try to hit a goal in one sitting on top of that.

100% he's trying to build it up so that all the tard whales show up to find out what the great and mysterious pahsitive announcement is.
 
This is interesting because he was saying last night it was a fundraiser for bills. So I'm unclear on what is going to happen on Sunday that would cause this commotion based on that information. Either it is going to be a questionable (ie. really high) total for bill coverage, or it is not going to be for bills and we're about to find out about a questionable expense that it is covering and he lied about the bills.
It is always going to be bills or taxes. Always. No matter what he's actually fishing for money for, those are the excuses he will use.

Why?

1. It's relatable. Everyone has them. Everyone hates them. Many people suffer on account of them. The emotional angle is handled.

2. They never stop. The Man always wants his due. The repeatable angle is handled.

3. They can reasonably fluctuate. He can use this excuse to ask for more or less (lol) based on what he wants.

But, most importantly,

4. It works. Phil is a study of thermodynamics. He will stay in motion unless acted upon by an outside force. He is the king of inertia. He will never, ever, change one iota of his life unless the impetus to do so is so great as to force him.

If you hear the words "bills" or "taxes" come out of his mouth you can be sure either that he is lying or that his deficits are of his own making. Trying to deconstruct or decode it further is futile (though fun).
 
100% he's trying to build it up so that all the tard whales show up to find out what the great and mysterious pahsitive announcement is.
If the positive announcement is directly related to the goal, and he is planning to hold the announcement until the goal is met, then he has really bottomed out on scummy. "Now that we've met the $2000 goal, I can tell you the positive news! I just raised enough to go on a honeymoon with Kat!"
 
the struggle is real

khet is making a salad and dave got some ramen noodles from fred meyer's on monday that he wants to try out today. and he had to explain to his chat that ramen noodles are not instant noodles (giving cup noodles as example). the ramen noodles he got are like the ones they sell in japan, dood! both of them you just add hot water from that $300 coffee machine, stir, and leave it for 5 minutes, dood!

and we know how good dave is at making fucking noodles:


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some cuck gifted 5 subs. "well, that's still 38 subs away from the goal!"
 
Because of gifted subs, we're also currently 38 subs away from the monthly goal. Phil is hoping "we" can do it and meet the goal on the last day.
The cuck force is strong, particularly with a user named "Heroin Withdrawl Frog".
Does anyone know if we can expect another gifted sub dip that would fuck things over in the 11th hour? That'd be gold.
 
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