You guys are planning the donated laptop gay ops, but there is a far simpler method. There is no way that current laptop, which has all the secrets of the past years etched into it like scars, isn't laden with malware. All we need to do is figure out which Chinese company is hoarding that data and they'll probably cough it up for less than whatever the goal is going to be for the good news marathon. But with the way Phil operates, it'll be nothing but Brazzers bookmarks, unorganized Muxy logs, a blank notepad titled "Prjct 7 ideass - Copy", and that one nude of Panda. And we'll all be disappointed.