Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

What would it take for Bob to leave the Democratic Party?

 

[Red Hood]

What's funny is, Bob is kind of like a latter day Lovecraft minus the talent and creativity. Let's make a list:

Similarities:

-New Englander
- Autistically spergs about how they don't like a particular group of people to their circle of correspondence
- Barely ekes out money through chosen career, has to rely on family and friends rather than take a real job.
-Dietary habits probably contributing to shorter lifespan
-Both euphoric atheists.

Differences:
-Lovecraft was married, ex wife described him as an adequate lover. MovieBob is, until proven otherwise, a virgin.
-Lovecraft and Bob are both tall, but Lovecraft regularly took long walks while Bob is almost wholly sedentary.

Feel free to add or correct.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Bob's "mountain dew infused whole chicken" and his "literal skin and mold casserole" are dark eldritch horrors that none should haphazardly observe.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

What's funny is, Bob is kind of like a latter day Lovecraft minus the talent and creativity. Let's make a list:

Similarities:

-New Englander
- Autistically spergs about how they don't like a particular group of people to their circle of correspondence
- Barely ekes out money through chosen career, has to rely on family and friends rather than take a real job.
-Dietary habits probably contributing to shorter lifespan
-Both euphoric atheists.

Differences:
-Lovecraft was married, ex wife described him as an adequate lover. MovieBob is, until proven otherwise, a virgin.
-Lovecraft and Bob are both tall, but Lovecraft regularly took long walks while Bob is almost wholly sedentary.

Feel free to add or correct.

Lovecraft wasn’t a fat ass.

 

[The Nothingness]

What's funny is, Bob is kind of like a latter day Lovecraft minus the talent and creativity. Let's make a list:

Similarities:

-New Englander
- Autistically spergs about how they don't like a particular group of people to their circle of correspondence
- Barely ekes out money through chosen career, has to rely on family and friends rather than take a real job.
-Dietary habits probably contributing to shorter lifespan
-Both euphoric atheists.

Differences:
-Lovecraft was married, ex wife described him as an adequate lover. MovieBob is, until proven otherwise, a virgin.
-Lovecraft and Bob are both tall, but Lovecraft regularly took long walks while Bob is almost wholly sedentary.

Feel free to add or correct.

-Lovecraft's work gained him fame and recognition after his death.

-Bob's 4-hour sperg on BvS won't be featured on a Youtube recap when he's gone.

 

[Arctic Fox]

What would it take for Bob to leave the Democratic Party?

Nothing. The Democratic Party would have to leave him.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Nothing. The Democratic Party would have to leave him.

"Fat white privileged men making YouTube videos on baby toys and movies are the worst. Our tax audits will dig deep into them." -AOC resulting in Bob becoming a full blown Nazi

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Nothing. The Democratic Party would have to leave him.

easy. Just make Bob go into politics and have him debate someone on tv. That's more than enough. Would be great to watch

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

"Fat white privileged men making YouTube videos on baby toys and movies are the worst. Our tax audits will dig deep into them." -AOC resulting in Bob becoming a full blown Nazi

The federal government seizes Youtube as part of an agreement with Alphabet and promptly turns the company over to Shaun King and the newly formed BLM Inc.

That's fat_two_buttons.jpg, right there.

 

[Knyttet]

She’s a talking point with a pair of tits, hoop earrings, and no brain.

Bob's "mountain dew infused whole chicken" and his "literal skin and mold casserole" are dark eldritch horrors that none should haphazardly observe.

At the Mountain Dew of Madness?

 

[Mola Ram]

What's funny is, Bob is kind of like a latter day Lovecraft minus the talent and creativity. Let's make a list:

Similarities:

-New Englander
- Autistically spergs about how they don't like a particular group of people to their circle of correspondence
- Barely ekes out money through chosen career, has to rely on family and friends rather than take a real job.
-Dietary habits probably contributing to shorter lifespan
-Both euphoric atheists.

Differences:
-Lovecraft was married, ex wife described him as an adequate lover. MovieBob is, until proven otherwise, a virgin.
-Lovecraft and Bob are both tall, but Lovecraft regularly took long walks while Bob is almost wholly sedentary.

Feel free to add or correct.

I feel like we're overlooking the obvious: One wrote "The Call of Cthulhu," "The Colour out of Space," "The Dunwich Horror," "The Thing on the Doorstep," "The Whisperer in Darkness," "The Shadow out of Time," "At the Mountains of Madness," "The Shadow over Innsmouth," and numerous other landmark tales that shaped the modern horror genre, not to mention a lengthy correspondence with other luminaries of the craft and the seminal essay "Supernatural Horror in Literature" ... and the other one wrote Brick by Brick.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Lovecrafts values while disturbing for modern sensibilities where consistant with his period and while repulsive where ultimatly passive.
Bobs beliefs are repulsive right here and now and would cause massive damage if he where permitted to act on them.

 

[kadoink]

Bobs a lovecraftian monster at the least. Diabetithulu: destroyer of mountain dew

 

[DK 699]

-Bob's 4-hour sperg on BvS won't be featured on a Youtube recap when he's gone.

I think that you're more correct than you think you are. In the past there have been forms of media that have been disregarded as 'disposable in their time, but have become more popular as time goes on. Comic books are a good example. This might be just because I limited to the knowledge available to me, but I don't think that Bob's body of work will ever be rediscovered by a later group of people and cherished. I can't picture the existence of a culture or sub-culture that would love to go back and watch episodes of Escape to the Movies or The Big Picture (I never saw any of his 'Gameoverthinker' series, but from what I've heard of it I don't think that would be any different). I don't see any aspect in them that makes them worth revisiting. Low-budget 20th century genre films were revisited, because people found their trashiness endearing. Superhero comic books were revisited, because their characters eventually became muti-million dollar properties thanks to their movies. I can't see Bob's work ending up in a similar position. Honestly, I think that the place where Bob is going to leave the biggest impact after his death is on the Farms or whatever entity succeeds it.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

I think that you're more correct than you think you are. In the past there have been forms of media that have been disregarded as 'disposable in their time, but have become more popular as time goes on. Comic books are a good example. This might be just because I limited to the knowledge available to me, but I don't think that Bob's body of work will ever be rediscovered by a later group of people and cherished. I can't picture the existence of a culture or sub-culture that would love to go back and watch episodes of Escape to the Movies or The Big Picture (I never saw any of his 'Gameoverthinker' series, but from what I've heard of it I don't think that would be any different). I don't see any aspect in them that makes them worth revisiting. Low-budget 20th century genre films were revisited, because people found their trashiness endearing. Superhero comic books were revisited, because their characters eventually became muti-million dollar properties thanks to their movies. I can't see Bob's work ending up in a similar position. Honestly, I think that the place where Bob is going to leave the biggest impact after his death is on the Farms or whatever entity succeeds it.

Agree. Bob is practically a legend here on the Farms. He's the eternal example of the manchild who takes himself far too seriously and who says the most hateful and outrageous shit. He's practically a walking cartoon villain what with his talk about covering New York State in Concrete and whining about the Superior Future that he thinks he deserves. If other important people reference him, it's usually to point out how exceptional he is. He'll go down in history along with other famous cows like Dobson or DSP and be a footnote to an era of internet shitposting.

 

[Tactical Wizard]

Agreed. Lovecraft was a racist, his work was all about xenophobia, and he was a fucking genius anyone interested in horror needs to read to be taken seriously.

Lovecraft was an atrocious writer. He was the king of the info dump, overly florid and he never met a piece of exposition that he didn't immediately love.

None of this changes the fact that he was one of the most brilliant and original fantasists of the twentieth century.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Since we’re talking Lovecraft on here and going slightly off topic, since del Toro didn’t up making At the Mountain of Madness for Universal, didn’t he end up making Crimson Peak be a homage to Lovecraft? And going on topic, has Bob seen Crimson Peak as well?

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Lovecraft was an atrocious writer. He was the king of the info dump, overly florid and he never met a piece of exposition that he didn't immediately love.

None of this changes the fact that he was one of the most brilliant and original fantasists of the twentieth century.

Damn true, he was actively rejected by every single editor and publisher of his time because they thought his writings were atrocious. But that doesn't take away that he was a truly brilliant writer.

has Bob seen Crimson Peak

Doubt it because i didn't found any vids, but anyone is free to correct me if i'm wrong. Movie was extremely mediocre and the whole selling point was Tom Hiddleston in a victorian era suit.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

easy. Just make Bob go into politics and have him debate someone on tv. That's more than enough. Would be great to watch

Now THAT would be magnificent. Bob would make Sargon's campaign look like a smooth operation. "Mr. Chipman, would you care to explain why you said you would support eugenics if it weren't for the Nazis? Mr. Chipman, would you care to explain your statement that you don't support democracy because most people actually don't know what's best for them? Mr. Chipman, could you explain what your plans are for all the obsolete, improperly evolved, in your words, "people" who you said deserve to be left behind, punished, and that the left needs to be more sadistic to?"

And instead of Sargon's smug attempts at manipulation, Bob would start stammering before going wild-eyed and throwing a full blown tard fit. We've seen how he reacts to mild adversity on twitter, where he has time to calm down and collect himself. Imagine how he'd react in person, during a live interview.

 

[Absolutego]

Since we’re talking Lovecraft on here and going slightly off topic, since del Toro didn’t up making At the Mountain of Madness for Universal, didn’t he end up making Crimson Peak be a homage to Lovecraft? And going on topic, has Bob seen Crimson Peak as well?

I recall finding it odd Bob never reviewed Crimson Peak, since his endless shilling for Pacific Rim was what introduced me to Guillermo Del Toro films, and I watched Crimson Peak because of how much I wound up liking him as a director.
On reflection, I think it's probably too cerebral of a film for him. The good guys and bad guys don't even have a scene where they all punch each other.