Public Sighting Chris has arrived at Bronycon 2019 Megathread

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

I'll have you know, good sir, that your comparing Chris to a pumpkin had me spewing water out of my nose.

Just FYI, but earnestly using phrases like "good sir" on the internet makes you look like a spergy neckbeard.

 

[Kenya Jones]

Is that a chick or a FTM tranny?

same thing tbh

 

[Eugene90]

My "Sonic Defense Pose" sensor is slowly tingling here...

Being the last BronyCon possibly, Chris might just do something outrageous somewhere eventually. Its very hard to believe he'll behave himself knowing he's notorious for being very touchy with others.

 

[Do You Realize]

Okay so let me get this straight — he’s taken the only working vehicle they have, and has left his mother home and transportless. Wonder what shenanigans may happen on that front...

 

[Nobunaga]

When I saw this picture, this clip kept replaying in my mind.

Also, because he has that wire on his forehead, he can't wear the baseball cap correctly. And he put a smaller Sonichu medallion on his pony doll. How many bracelets does he have on his wrist, by the way? This is turning into a game like "Spot the Differences," only I'm spotting signs of mental instability.

Nomura would even cringe if he ever saw the amount of stupid shit chris wears

 

[Optimus Prime]

So, uh...what the fuck is he cosplaying as, sans Comodore Tiara?

 

[Eugene90]

So, uh...what the fuck is he cosplaying as, sans Comodore Tiara?

obviously the next newest image of The Merge Goddess.

Those gadgets and accessories he wears are just compensating for the lack of fluff.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I hope Chris has a good time at this stupid convention. His life is garbage and Barb will be dead soon. Even Chris is entitled to enjoy his paltry life.

I remember the good old days when nobody cared if Chris had a good or bad time, we just wanted to see him act like an idiot. Today, people just want to treat the golden calf because he has to face reality. Chris' life isn't shitty. He's not starving, homeless, or being touched by a creepy uncle. Chris could have a better life, but he actively chose not to make good choices, or seek out people who can help him do it.

 

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Chris could have a better life, but he actively chose not to make good choices, or seek out people who can help him do it.

An embarrassingly libertarian view. Chris is entirely incapable of making good choices. He should be in an institution.

 

[AnOminous]

I thought it was just an Asian guy? That makes me feel better about my instinctive reaction, anyway.

I don't actually know for sure.

 

[Nekoyama]

my brother goes to that every year, and the oder he produces alone is fucking awful. That place mixed with the Baltimore air, i can't even imagine the fucking horrendous smell that is coming from that place

 

[Muscle Bra]

At the last one they had a panel dedicated to him, so he took part in that. If I recall correctly everyone chanted his name as he left.

That was MAGfest, not BronyCon.

Other than that he takes pictures with Twitter nerds, blows his tugboat and paypig money on all the merch he can hold onto (why doesn't Chris carry a backpack to these things?)

Actually, he carries several bags/backpacks with him.

I wonder if there are still people on this site who believe Chris is fit for the world of work now that they've seen him wearing a wire-hanger bent into the logo of a defunct tech company that he thinks he has a spiritual connection with?

If downsies can get jobs sacking groceries and sorting glass, so can Chris. It’s not that Chris can’t work so much as he has no need to, since it has been proven to him time and again that some paypig will always cough up the money he needs.

Just FYI, but earnestly using phrases like "good sir" on the internet makes you look like a spergy neckbeard.

Methinks thou needest to develop a better sense of self-deprecating humor and irony, good sir.

So, uh...what the fuck is he cosplaying as, sans Comodore Tiara?

Some random Pokémon trainer who I believe is also named Chris or Kris or something along those lines.

 

[crungleflaps]

I really wish something funny would happen, but knowing how chris is now he won't do anything too autistic. Chris will just float around the con wanting sex, but he is too disgusting and paranoid to do anything nowadays. Atleast he has some grasp of his actions meaning people making fun of him. Though i don't think he really cares about being made fun of now, just that people talk about him period.

 

[Count Olaf]

Okay so let me get this straight — he’s taken the only working vehicle they have, and has left his mother home and transportless. Wonder what shenanigans may happen on that front...

Well Barb doesn't really get out much anymore. Actually besides accompanying Chris to his court hearings I don't even know if the old withered Snorlax gets out at all these days. Any time she needs something she just hollers at Chris until he goes and gets it for her. Makes me wonder what Barb's daily routine is these days. Probably just sleep, shuffle around the hoard, try to shut out Chris' babble as he walks around the house talking to people who aren't there, yell at Chris to leave the house and get something, shuffle more, use bathroom, sleep. . .repeat.

Anyway IIRC one of the last time he left her alone to go a convention, Barb got mad and threw away a bunch of his toys and stuff. I imagine that if Barb doesn't die because Chris didn't use any of the money he got to make sure she had food, Barb will do something similar.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

My "Sonic Defense Pose" sensor is slowly tingling here...

Being the last BronyCon possibly, Chris might just do something outrageous somewhere eventually. Its very hard to believe he'll behave himself knowing he's notorious for being very touchy with others.

My prediction: he will just sperg during a Q&A about how an alternate dimension pony told him they need to have it every year or something. The person will just ignore the question and continue on. In response, Chris will either storm out in frustration or shit his pants and do nothing as usual.

 

[GherkinRealness]

Chris will either storm out in frustration or shit his pants and do nothing as usual.

On that note do we know the most recent time he shat himself? Like, have people at previous cons noticed a poo smell on him?

Just asking for science.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

My prediction: he will just sperg during a Q&A about how an alternate dimension pony told him they need to have it every year or something. The person will just ignore the question and continue on. In response, Chris will either storm out in frustration or shit his pants and do nothing as usual.

I imagine with all the socially awkward autistic people there they’ll want to be somewhat friendly so Chris would probably at least get an awkward laugh and a “Who knows!”.

 

[King Kiwi]

Seems like the convention is going well.

Damnit.

 

[The Un-Clit]

OMG the pronoun thing on his badge...

Think that's bad? I have a blatant troon at the local drugstore who wears the same fucking pronoun badge on it's work uniform. Then again, he surely needs it or he'd be misgendered constantly. I mean he TRIES, and just like Chris (used to try to) it speaks in a breathy high falsetto that fools absolutely NO ONE, it looks like a guy who got into his grandmother's makeup and comfy wool cardigan.

@3119967d0c

What would Jack Tramiel say?

Jack Tramiel isn't turning over or even rolling in his grave, he's spinning in the grave so fast his corpse could be hooked up as a turbine generator to provide power to the nearest city.

 

[Tikbalang]

So where's he going to stay for a night? Is he gonna sleep in a car?