Public Sighting Chris has arrived at Bronycon 2019 Megathread

[Mr. 0]

i hope actual horses break in to the con and start wreckign shit and trampling bronies to death
and mistake chris for one of their own because he smells so bad and take him back to their ranch
while barb moves the hoard and 14bc to the ranch and starts hoarding the horses

 

[Hubcapdiamondstarhalo]

So, Chris isn't carrying two water bottles... The orange thing is a mug. I've seen it before, Wild Bill's... it's from a soda fountain that goes to fairs and cons and you get free refills by purchasing the mug for like 8 bucks. wildbillssoda.com even has some furry MLP cosplayers on their webpage. This reminds me of Chris taking the Pepsi Cube to his hotel back in the day.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

That's is why anybody even knows his name, he tries to rape/sexually assult people, picks a fight with a jerkcops, gets thrown out of walmart, lolcowing it up, making an ass out of himself. I join KF and find there's a line of users waiting to suck his cock?

Can't wait until summer is over. Once again you confuse "not constantly wishing death on" with "sucking his cock."


Chris Chan is meeting people and living his best life for four days a year while you (and a few others) act like a complete sped over him because you're so disappointed in your own life that you have to worry that some tard hundreds of miles away is having a good time. I hope CWC spazzes out for our entertainment but even if he doesn't these threads are fun because they bring 'people of interest' into the light.

 

[troon patrol]

I get the feeling chris would probably fuck a horse if given the chance, freash air and sunshine would be good for him.

 

[Nypical Haterade Comment]

I can't even imagine the fucking horrendous smell that is coming from that place

I would imagine it’s something close to a Smash Bros. tournament.

 

[troon patrol]

Can't wait until summer is over. Once again you confuse "not constantly wishing death on" with "sucking his cock."


Chris Chan is meeting people and living his best life for four days a year while you (and a few others) act like a complete sped over him because you're so disappointed in your own life that you have to worry that some tard hundreds of miles away is having a good time. I hope CWC spazzes out for our entertainment but even if he doesn't these threads are fun because they bring 'people of interest' into the light.

Did I get fucking high and mix up KF URL with tumbler or something? That shit^ reads a lot like tumbler too me. Take a xanax and wait for chris to do his thing, jesus. I'm going to think about chris fucking a horse, cause that entertains me and he'd probably do it too, especially if nobody was looking.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I would imagine it’s something close to a Smash Bros. tournament.

I'm not sure chris's house on its worst day can smell as bad as a Smash Bros. Tournament.

 

[Cataloons]

I'm going to think about chris fucking a horse, cause that entertains me and he'd probably do it too, especially if nobody was looking.

I think you've confused KF with Bad Dragon.

 

[troon patrol]

Don't worry, not judging chris, just pondering how many letters are in the "LGBTQ+ thing" these days, according to chris. I know there's a letter for horsefucking "h" would be too obvious.

 

[BurningPewter]

Another Time Traveller. Young (mid 90s) Harry Knowles buying a smoothie on the left there.

 

[DCM90]

He managed to get a room with other people last minute iirc.

i wonder if they're having lesbian soul orgies with Magi-chan

 

[Bunny]

What people see vs how Chris thinks people see him
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I've noticed that some trans people (ie ugly ones) have a really warped view of how they think they look and how they really look. idk if it's part of the dysphoria or what. It's weird.

 

[Takodachi]

I think all things considered the jury can return a verdict of miss.

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Hold the fucking phone. He's supposed to be cosplaying Crystal? This rustles my jimmies a bit, since shes my favourite trainer. I wonder if he smells as bad as he looks.

 

[BF 388]

Did a big black NIGGO rape Chris with a pickle yet?

 

[Lando Calrissian]

I think all things considered the jury can return a verdict of miss.

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If only that tag is Gender-newtral (xen, xer, xak)

Same with pronouns in the bio. Beware.

I dunno. The anime naked horse woman or whatever in the top left.

The dude wearing a zebra suit trying to buy porno.

Chris, his dumb everything and headband thing and him hugging a furry.

Like. I get why people join ISIS now.

Holy shit you’re right. There’s a lot more to unpack in this image than I initially thought. Especially considering the nightmare in the foreground.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Did a big black NIGGO rape Chris with a pickle yet?

I'm guessing he's using the tard bucks people give him to stay somewhere that won't happen.

 

[Time of Space]

Thought that nothing happening at Bronycon would be boring but seeing how the absence of Chris fucking things up (so far) makes speds in this thread upset is pretty entertaining by itself.

This con really is a magical time.

 

[Fapcop]

Thought that nothing happening at Bronycon would be boring but seeing how the absence of Chris fucking things up (so far) makes speds in this thread upset is pretty entertaining by itself.

This con really is a magical time.

*Endless talks for weeks before the con, about what exactly will happen.

*Experts and insiders posting their takes, while regular farmers write up elaborate scenarios about how Chris will get kicked out.

*As soon as Bronycon starts, Farmers are glued to the megathread, clicking update every few minutes. Every pic is analyzed in detail and talked about endlessly.


Let’s face it, this is how Normies feel and act during the Olympics and World Cup.

Bronycon is the KF version of the Olympics.

I remember the good old days when nobody cared if Chris had a good or bad time, we just wanted to see him act like an idiot. Today, people just want to treat the golden calf because he has to face reality. Chris' life isn't shitty. He's not starving, homeless, or being touched by a creepy uncle. Chris could have a better life, but he actively chose not to make good choices, or seek out people who can help him do it.

Did I take a weird turn on the Internet, and end up in an autistic version of that PBS show?

“Tonight on Intelligence Squared: Chris deserves a little happiness vs: Die Chris, die!”

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

“Tonight on Intelligence Squared: Chris deserves a little happiness vs: Die Chris, die!”

That sums up a large chunk of the CWC "debate" - CWC dindu nuffink v CWC is worse than Hitler( or maybe goering in one of his ballgowns)

 

[Hello Peenyo]