Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

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Jesus christ he's unhinged.
Maybe I am too much of a pussy but I genuinely find this hard to go through.

I dunno about you, but this is the most entertaining video Mumkey has posted so far since his downfall because he's constantly sperging out throughout the video while debunking lies. It's fucking hilarious.
 
That ending with him screaming at the top of his lungs for her to take him to court just shows how deep in shit he is mentally
To be fair, at age 23(?) to have to go through all this happy horseshit in addition to the dumb shit he did to himself, I'd be a bit manic if I were him. Not to mention he's likely suppressed other mental shit for years.
 
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@Null, why would Tyler even know about Kiwi Farms?
It’s basically a obscure website where people discuss mostly about weirdos in my opinion
I would suspect Tyler would have mentioned (and possibly thrown a very, very funny tard-fit at) you or Kiwifarms at some point after you uploaded the video.
I guarantee people have tweeted Mumkey Null's streams hundreds of times in hopes he sees reason. Null has tweeted to him as well.
 
@Null, why would Tyler even know about Kiwi Farms?
It’s basically a obscure website where people discuss mostly about weirdos in my opinion
I would suspect Tyler would have mentioned (and possibly thrown a very, very funny tard-fit at) you or Kiwifarms at some point after you uploaded the video.
Dick knows about the farms and has talked about it on his podcast, he has also talked to Noll. Mumkey was a superfan of masterson.
 
My brief summary of the video.
  • Mumkey is fucking pissed and is now on the warpath.
  • For every lie Jackie tells about Mumkey he will retaliate by telling the truth about her tenfold.
  • According to Mumkey, what really incited the incident was Burger wanting sex, Jackie experiencing dysphoria and not wanting to at the time, Burger forcing himself on her and Jackie defending herself.
  • Jackie and Burger were beating the shit out of each other; Mumkey believes they both should have been arrested.
  • Jackie made a suicide attempt when she was still with Ben Saint of the PCP. She told Mumkey who then tried to figure out where she was while informing Nate, Ben's brother, of the situation. He reads the DM logs from the incident to provide receipts. "Sorry for invading your privacy, Nate, but you were also a hero in this story so I don't know why you would be upset."
  • Jackie claimed that Burger's arrest was motivated by racism on the part of the two white cops as Burger is Hispanic; the police report identifies Burger as white..
  • Mumkey reiterates several times that waiting until the court case is over to tell their side of the story is sketchy.
  • Mumkey wishes he hadn't saved Jackie because of all the problems she has caused him since; hopes that if it happens again nobody answers her phone calls.
  • He plays the original video he made on the incident in full to disprove Jackie's claims that Mumkey shit talked them in it.
  • Mumkey reads off his conversation between Jackie and himself right after Burger was arrested; Describes some of her texts as textbook Stockholm syndrome; "Am I just roasting fucking text messages now?"
  • Mumkey totally loses his shit at the end; demands that Jackie put up and sue him or STFU and completely leave him alone; "GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED YOU LOSE YOU'RE DONE"
I think his anger is well justified considering these two have been attacking him for months now. However, he definitely was quite deranged in this video; equally as in the infamous crawlspace video. There were many symptoms, but the way he punctuated almost every point with "get fucked" was the best indicator of the livid rage that was boiling just under the surface the entire video. He doesn't care about coming across as a screaming lunatic in his own words so I hope for more content like this in the future. The way he ends the video with a calm "thanks for watching" right after his rage boils over is legitimately the funniest thing he has put out in months. The ball is in Jackie's court now. I'm interested in how she responds.

@Null, why would Tyler even know about Kiwi Farms?
It’s basically a obscure website where people discuss mostly about weirdos in my opinion
I would suspect Tyler would have mentioned (and possibly thrown a very, very funny tard-fit at) you or Kiwifarms at some point after you uploaded the video.

Mumkey was on the Ralph Retort once alongside Null so it's not like the two had zero prior contact. It was the great Corrin episode. I also got the impression from the ER videos that he was into lolcows so I think it's more than likely than not he at least knows about Kiwi Farms.
 
Mumkey has a severe hero complex. I have a feeling this has resulted from how inadequate he has felt for most of his life and how much he compares it to fiction. He has a need to involve himself in the lives of socially destructive people because only he is the one who can help them, according to his logic. Like how much he emphasizes he saved the life of a thot who only ended up betraying him later.

Note that after she stabs him in the back the first time he still continues talking to her, repeatedly emphasizing he saved her life multiple times. She did not value Mumkey's actions whatsoever and he still kept doing them because he was desperate to feel like his life had meaning and what he was doing was correct. When he should have protected himself and not associated with her when she acted the way she did. It shows a severe lack of self respect and a lack of standards with relationships that is also telling with how quickly he proposed to Liu.

It's not rational to have to keep justifying to strangers your actions if you feel like they were justified. He has a need to feel like other people view him as being righteous and heroic. When in reality he was just naive and keeps acting like his social failures should be praised because he had good intentions.
 
@Null, why would Tyler even know about Kiwi Farms?
It’s basically a obscure website where people discuss mostly about weirdos in my opinion
I would suspect Tyler would have mentioned (and possibly thrown a very, very funny tard-fit at) you or Kiwifarms at some point after you uploaded the video.
Because he watches or used to watch the dick show and null was on the Dick show and talked about the Kiwi Farms
 
Wait a minute....

But I thought Mumkey became enlightened and didn't care about Internet drama, and I thought he was begging for Assburger's forgiveness.
His false sense of zen seems to come and go with his mania, further proof that he's probably bipolar. His last twitter tirade seemingly followed a drinking binge which likely incited another manic episode.
 
Wait a minute....

But I thought Mumkey became enlightened and didn't care about Internet drama, and I thought he was begging for Assburger's forgiveness.

Assburger didn't immediately bend the knee to mumkey so he became enraged and made an hour long unhinged rant video, simple as that. It's readilly apparent mumkey doesn't view people as friends or even human beings but as underlings and tools to be used to farm dopamine for himself and content for his vids, if they don't act like slaves he hates them.
 
His false sense of zen seems to come and go with his mania, further proof that he's probably bipolar. His last twitter tirade seemingly followed a drinking binge which likely incited another manic episode.
I'd be cautious with terms like bipolar etc, at least in the medical sense.

We have two scenarios here: He is still experiencing the driving part of his medication, which he either quit cold turkey(very bad) or took irregulary( even worse). To me, this is the most likely part, depending on the timeline of his 'self-imposed' treatment. Furthermore, keep in mind that even Alcohol or other substances are available, to agitate his state.

So it wouldn't be completely unheard of, that he drank a bit before recording, for example.

Now a very unlikely case is that he is truly bipolar by the medical definition or that his medication troubles in conjunction with his downward spiral 'awakened' a bipolar disorder.

We only see a small window of mumkeys full person and also receive no reports of his symptoms like his doctor does, but to me, his speech patterns aren't frantic enough, his thought process aren't disorderly enough and his depressed states (the ones we are privy to) aren't too severe.

If I would hazard a guess, then I'd say he would land on the anxiety spectrum. It is evident that he doesn't think highly of himself, but even utterly despises himself, thinks he'll be alone forever.

The whole grandeur, savior talk, comparison to super heroes etc. is just someone with severe anxiety trying to cope. Remolding the image he hates, destroying it even, to create a new one. That's why we get walter white tyler, black widow tyler, buddha tyler, jesus tyler...

Furthermore, his screaming at the end isn't genuine in that he is truly pissed, but if you look into his eyes and facial expressions, it feels more like a feeling of hurt, desperation, like a small animal doing a threat posture, especially how he presses his voice in a controlled manner. It's like a 10 yr old putting on a deeper voice to come off more edgy.

We have seen this pressed/loud voice occur a lot in the current saga, and I think that it supports my hypothesis, that he literally tries drown out his fears with volume the same way he repeats the 'I'M OKAY-Mantra' or his fake 'wise beyond years-Attitude' despite being thin skinned as ever, regarding his approach to 'mean comments' that hit too close to home.

Now throw in some pills that he shouldn't have gotten in the first place, at least that easily, that he decided to quit cold turkey or takes irregulary and you got the perfect recipe for an extremely volatile person, ready to lash out, bursting into fits of crying or self-aggrandizing thoughts, rage etc since his hormones were put in a blender, on top of his pre-existing anxiety problems, self image, emotional maturity of a 13-15 yr old.
 
My brief summary of the video.
  • Mumkey is fucking pissed and is now on the warpath.
  • For every lie Jackie tells about Mumkey he will retaliate by telling the truth about her tenfold.
  • According to Mumkey, what really incited the incident was Burger wanting sex, Jackie experiencing dysphoria and not wanting to at the time, Burger forcing himself on her and Jackie defending herself.
  • Jackie and Burger were beating the shit out of each other; Mumkey believes they both should have been arrested.
  • Jackie made a suicide attempt when she was still with Ben Saint of the PCP. She told Mumkey who then tried to figure out where she was while informing Nate, Ben's brother, of the situation. He reads the DM logs from the incident to provide receipts. "Sorry for invading your privacy, Nate, but you were also a hero in this story so I don't know why you would be upset."
  • Jackie claimed that Burger's arrest was motivated by racism on the part of the two white cops as Burger is Hispanic; the police report identifies Burger as white..
  • Mumkey reiterates several times that waiting until the court case is over to tell their side of the story is sketchy.
  • Mumkey wishes he hadn't saved Jackie because of all the problems she has caused him since; hopes that if it happens again nobody answers her phone calls.
  • He plays the original video he made on the incident in full to disprove Jackie's claims that Mumkey shit talked them in it.
  • Mumkey reads off his conversation between Jackie and himself right after Burger was arrested; Describes some of her texts as textbook Stockholm syndrome; "Am I just roasting fucking text messages now?"
  • Mumkey totally loses his shit at the end; demands that Jackie put up and sue him or STFU and completely leave him alone; "GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED YOU LOSE YOU'RE DONE"
I think his anger is well justified considering these two have been attacking him for months now. However, he definitely was quite deranged in this video; equally as in the infamous crawlspace video. There were many symptoms, but the way he punctuated almost every point with "get fucked" was the best indicator of the livid rage that was boiling just under the surface the entire video. He doesn't care about coming across as a screaming lunatic in his own words so I hope for more content like this in the future. The way he ends the video with a calm "thanks for watching" right after his rage boils over is legitimately the funniest thing he has put out in months. The ball is in Jackie's court now. I'm interested in how she responds.



Mumkey was on the Ralph Retort once alongside Null so it's not like the two had zero prior contact. It was the great Corrin episode. I also got the impression from the ER videos that he was into lolcows so I think it's more than likely than not he at least knows about Kiwi Farms.

Mumkey gets alot of good jabs at Corrine in that one.
 
I'm not a fan of opportunistic losers who hate drama videos when they're aimed at him, but are willing to make them as soon as he can use it to push the heat onto someone else and make himself look better.

Mumkey is sperging and this is white knighting. It shouldn't matter if she's a woman or had something bad unrelated to her.

I'm also not inclined to call him an a-logger considering he's actually been personally wronged by these people over an extended period.
 
It always gets proven time and time again that Jackie is a manipulative lying cunt. And every time it gets proven again, everyone acts just as surprised.

Seriously, she's a genuinely awful person. This and the first time I've 100% been on Mumkey's side in months.
There are some people here heavily criticizing Mumkey in this video, I guess because it's popular to do so. But aside from the messiah complex and the way he presented himself, I don't disagree with him on anything in this video. Although, I can understand how he'd be driven up the wall with Jackie and Assburger's months of pure concentrated shit. Jackie may actually be a sociopath and Assburger is a rapist. There are no heroes in this story, folks. Just sit back and take it for what it is.
 
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Drunk Rusty previously told Mumkey on his 24-hour stream that he didn't agree with how he handled the situation, but he was a little too scattered to elaborate.

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