Peter Coffin, his realdoll/fake girlfriend Kimi Kobayashi, and his estranged wife Ashleigh Coffin - Cis Male Cuck, Pretend Agender; Kicks Self in Balls, Sockpuppeted as Own GF, RAPE APOLOGIST, plus his ex-wife

Sussuro said:
Since 2008? So he's likely been cooking this up since the Kimi thing blew up in his face? That is...special...
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The ED article makes it seem like the doll was unintentionally in the video, but he actually used it as part of a "joke." The "joke" was that it was his GFs unconscious body after some old fashioned domestic violence.

But despite how it is starting to seem he does have friends willing to be extras for his shitty unfunny music videos:

The girl at around 1:44 looks like the alleged RealDoll
 
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PsychicFish said:
Someone on /cuteboys/ received the copy of the marriage license that they requested, all looks genuine...
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I wonder if this is the same Pastor Buddy Eugene Yates:

http://www.corporationwiki.com/p/2deiq0/pastor-buddy-eugene-yates

and

http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2008/aug/13/ground-zero-national-housing-crisis/

and some couple that got married and mention him:

http://stevenandlorraine.webs.com/reviews.htm

The pastor seems to exist at least. : I

EDIT: The place they got married:
http://www.chapelledelamour.com/
 
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But if those gifs were stop motion somebody needs to hire him for their animation team.
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Nah, have you seen the stop motion American Girl doll videos made by little girls on youtube? Probably not - I doubt I would've stumbled across them if my little cousin weren't way obsessed with that stuff. But it's not hard to find American Girl stop motion of comparable quality to these "Ashleigh" gifs. Peter Coffin is a videographer, so why do these movies of his wife - or "wife" - look about as real as a little girl's hobby project?
 
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Nah, have you seen the stop motion American Girl doll videos made by little girls on youtube? Probably not - I doubt I would've stumbled across them if my little cousin weren't way obsessed with that stuff.

Point is, it's not hard to find American Girl stop motion of comparable quality to these "Ashleigh" gifs. Peter Coffin is a videographer, so why do these movies of his wife - or "wife" - look about as real as a little girl's hobby project?
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One specific thing that stood out was the way the veins moved in her neck.
 
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There's actually a pic he put out during the Kimi thing which is allegedly of her that also looks like a doll.
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To me this only reinforces that Ashleigh is a slightly more disturbing Kimi 2.0. Not only has he faked a relationship before but he has used a doll to do it.

I do agree that this is probably not the same doll or all of the same doll - I think there is a pic of an older realdoll in this thread and it definitely looks nothing like this. But then...that means he forked out even more money that he doesn't really have to create a new fake relationship for the internets?

If it is even a doll and not the most artificial looking woman alive.

I give up. This is too insane for me to make sense of.
 
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One specific thing that stood out was the way the veins moved in her neck.
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Do you mean the sternocleidomastoids in the gif where she grabs her tit? Personally, I am unconvinced that isn't an artifact of low resolution, shadow, and a slight rotation. Point is, it would be easy to for him clear up - but he chooses not to.
 
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Do you mean the sternocleidomastoids in the gif where she grabs her tit? Personally, I am unconvinced that isn't an artifact of low resolution, shadow, and a slight rotation. Point is, it would be easy to for him clear up - but he chooses not to.
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Yea. He's obviously lying about something, but I'm not convinced it's stop motion. If it is, damnit this guy is trying too hard.
 
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eh I'm inclined to believe she's legit. Her tumblr is established. She has personal shit AND there are loads of photos of her with the kid. She also has several photos of her in that Darth Maul mask.

The boob GIF she must be wearing 2 bras (or a reaaaalllly good push-up) as someone said in the thread much earlier. She seems to really emphasise her boobs sometimes rather than it being two people. A different bra makes all the difference.

Only thing that still trips me out is the outfit photos with her weird as shit stance
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/1421806444967-jpg.13676/

Why would a normal person stand like that? Literally the only thing I can think is that she's doing it to give herself a thigh gap because she's THAT self conscious but I just don't know.

She's definitely his girlfriend and the mother of his child, the rest is still confusing.

Edit: the "always looking at exactly the same point and her expression being the same" thing is because she's looking into the camera on the back of her phone. I do it too otherwise I look super derpy, focus on the black dot. In the face GIF thing, 99% of the photos have the camera in the exact same place so her eyes are obv gonna look identical.

I think she's just insecure as fuck. She's:
• Punching well below her weight in the relationship department,
• Taking a lot of care for her photos to be perfectly framed each time,
• Contorting herself into some Uncanny Valley poses just to look as gorgeous as possible
• Too self conscious to care about anything else in the shot whether that's her boyfriend or baby. There's a really fucking weird photo on her tumblr of her doing her stereotypical pose in a public bathroom with her baby where like its so fake and strange. Kinda like Kailyns photos, scarily false and emotionless.
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Is it possible that she might have a slight physical disability that affects her legs? I've seen people with scoliosis and other physical ailments that can cause that exact kind of stance, and a significant rolling or limping gait. Her spine does look slightly curved in that pic.

If she does have physical issues with her legs, and significant issues with her locomotion, it might contribute to that sort of insecurity and reluctance to be filmed.
 
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Actually, that is a marriage certificate and a vital record that, if genuine, proves the legal existence of a marriage.
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Yeah, I keep getting the two mixed up, probably because I've always had people refer to the certificate as a 'marriage license'. I even have a Utah one myself somewhere upstairs gathering dust.
 
Does the Michigan mailing address lead anywhere interesting?

Edited to add: All I learned from it was that his sister-in-law is a Democrat and likes to read shitty vampire novels. So this guy is around 50? Terrifying.
 
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Does the Michigan mailing address lead anywhere interesting?
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It was put up for sale in May 2014, and Sold in June 2014.

Peter moved to Utah in December 2013. While 5 months after moving is a strange period of time to put the house up for sale, it's possible.

e: just to clarify : he WAS living in Michigan before December 2013. If that was his house or not? I don't know, whoever sold it had bought it in 2009, and I haven't gone that far back in his history to see if he moved around then.

e2: Mylife.com confirms that that address was owned by Peter Coffin (the same one as currently resides in Murray, UT)
 
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I saw a link to this thread on the main page. Not sure if I should have clicked it, I have places to be but I just read the whole thread.

Much like everyone else, this is so baffling it's going to make me tear my hair out just trying to put the pieces together. The only thing I have to add is that it's possible to drastically alter the way your boobs look just by wearing a bra or one that doesn't fit right. They'll look a hell of a lot bigger if you wear a certain type of bra that doesn't fit, versus one that fits right and separates. That doesn't explain anything really, but I could see how a girl's appearance can look drastically different just based on bra choice (if we're assuming she's a real person).

To be honest I believe she's a doll. Or at least the girl in most of the pictures is. Even then he can photoshop the doll to look more realistic, even in gifs. I think the most telling and unnatural thing about her is her hands and the way her wrist bends. Sorry if this sounds disjointed I'm still completely confused but wanted to throw in my ideas I guess.
 
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PsychicFish said:
e: just to clarify : he WAS living in Michigan before December 2013. If that was his house or not? I don't know, whoever sold it had bought it in 2009, and I haven't gone that far back in his history to see if he moved around then.

e2: Mylife.com confirms that that address was owned by Peter Coffin (the same one as currently resides in Murray, UT)
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His brother and sister-in-law His cousin and his cousin's wife lived in the same tiny city (pop. 1500) at some point. His LinkedIn seems to have been scrubbed(?) but the search result for it shows an employment entry for that area through October 2013.

This is interesting.
 
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If he met her in Scotland an he worked or works in Oil an Gas industry (I think that was posted a little while back) seeing as Scotland is the UK's center for the Oil an Gas industry it would not be that hard to place.
 
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