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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
Since it happened in a Art Gallery i think that ''Mental illness'' is the more probable option.
Even if the child manages to survive i wonder what kind of life he will inherit...is it even worth it?
 
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This could either go 2 ways i think:

A) Was a cunt and just wanted to kill a kid
B) As a result of the notoriously shit child & teen mental health services in the UK (CAMHS), untreated mental illness, voices told him to yeet the kid or something

Hope i'm wrong, but CAMHS is so shite i wouldn't be surprised

Most likely the Teenager was a cunt.

But this is Europe we're talking about so.
 
Oh boy who's ready for the story to disappear the moment it comes out it was an allah ackbar attempt?
Seriously though, what reason would there be (Islamic scripture wise) to do that to a 6 year old? The kid was out on a balcony/platform, so what could he have been doing to trigger the yeet?
 
Shit, I really fucking hate stories like this. It's a parent's worst nightmare, you can't keep your kid in bubble wrap at home, but literal psychos who get off on throwing children from balconies of public buildings are apparently now a thing. Fuck. That poor mom. I'm glad there's no video footage or I'd probably watch it and have nightmares for a month like the time I watched that dashcam where the brick kills the passenger while her husband, driving, screams in shock and horror.
 
This could either go 2 ways i think:

A) Was a cunt and just wanted to kill a kid
B) As a result of the notoriously shit child & teen mental health services in the UK (CAMHS), untreated mental illness, voices told him to yeet the kid or something

Hope i'm wrong, but CAMHS is so shite i wouldn't be surprised

B) was my immediate thought. Whenever anyone gets shoved onto the tube tracks I always expect it to be a psychotic episode or some schizophrenic off their meds who MH services haven't bothered keeping tabs on.
 
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Apparently one of the witnesses that apprehended the teen after the act punched him in the face. Bet he gets a bigger charge than the actual teen who will be kept in kiddy prison until he's 18 then given a new identity and left to roam free in case any of the big bad world find out he tried to murder a kid and punch him again.
 
In the US, there are certain highly antisocial crimes where minors are sometime charged as adults.
You guys might want to look into something like that.
 
In the US, there are certain highly antisocial crimes where minors are sometime charged as adults.
You guys might want to look into something like that.

We did that once, it didn't go well.

But this kid is 17, not 10. He'll likely serve a year in a YOI then be moved to adult prison, that is if he's not declared mentally unfit and sent to a secure hospital.
 
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