Ok serious question - Has anyone met their wife on this site?

[formershroomeryuser]

All jokes aside, has anyone met the love of their life on here? Happily married? Or LOL is this site based on too much bullshit for anyone to take another user that seriously?

I am not trying to sound desperate or whatever.

 

[JoyQ]

Sir, this is Fry’s Electronics

 

[LyapunovCriterion]

There are only girls with penises here, dude. If you're into that, dive right into it.

 

[Recoil]

Yes. This has happened.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Another Serious question. Has anyone found a cow that shits gold and grants wishes on this site?

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I heard @Piss is taking home a waifu from the Farms.

Congrats and good luck, Piss.

 

[Green Room]

 

[The best and greatest]

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Well? Did he get deported?

 

[takemetoyourgrave]

I will gladly marry anyone who is at least a 7, taller than 6 feet, and will make me a kept woman so I can indulge in my hobbies. Please PM me if you meet these criteria thank you

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I've ruined all my chances at finding love or true happiness, and so will you. Welcome newbie!

 

[RetardedCat]

I'll marry anyone who has:
A. money
B. a dick
C. US citizenship

PM me if you're interested in me taking all your money and turning it into video games and pizza.

 

[LyapunovCriterion]

I will gladly marry anyone who is at least a 7, taller than 6 feet, and will make me a kept woman so I can indulge in my hobbies. Please PM me if you meet these criteria thank you

Already married. Sorry, hon.

 

[ES 195]

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Is leaving a pizza out overnight and eating it in the morning a bad thing or something? I do it all the time since I assume there's enough salt in it to preserve it for weeks. Does it really make me some kind of monster?

 

[Samoyed]

OP is desperate and thinks Kiwi farms is a dating app for autism.

 

[LyapunovCriterion]

Is leaving a pizza out overnight and eating it in the morning a bad thing or something? I do it all the time since I assume there's enough salt in it to preserve it for weeks. does it really make me some kind of monster?

I personally think stale, cold pizza tastes great. Maybe I'm a deviant, but who gives a damn.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Is leaving a pizza out overnight and eating it in the morning a bad thing or something? I do it all the time since I assume there's enough salt in it to preserve it for weeks. does it really make me some kind of monster?

Cooking tends to preserve things. I've eaten my share of overnighted pizza; I do drink, after all. Never got sick from it so it's probably okay. Of course, if it was sitting overnight in a hot car or something and when I opened the box it was all sweaty... you know how cheese sweats when it gets warm, like it's crying?? then I'd get rid of that shit because that's fucking nasty.

 

[The Cunting Death]

If you're wondering, yes there have been a few people.

We even have a forum trophy for those who get married here

 

[ES 195]

Cooking tends to preserve things. I've eaten my share of overnighted pizza; I do drink, after all. Never got sick from it so it's probably okay. Of course, if it was sitting overnight in a hot car or something and when I opened the box it was all sweaty... you know how cheese sweats when it gets warm, like it's crying?? then I'd get rid of that shit because that's fucking nasty.

I've tossed pizzas because of sweaty cheese before, it's pretty repulsive.
Although I think if anything is greasy enough to see your reflection in it you shouldn't eat it.

 

[Chichan]

There has been, but I wouldn't recommend it. Going outside and doing that is probably the best also you get vitamin d. If you are looking happy hunting.

 

[formershroomeryuser]

There are only girls with penises here, dude. If you're into that, dive right into it.

I actually am not. Also, Trent doesn't count. Yes he has a penis but really I ignore it and just go straight for the anus

Yes. This has happened.

That is awesome

Another Serious question. Has anyone found a cow that shits gold and grants wishes on this site?

I would like to find that as well

I heard @Piss is taking home a waifu from the Farms.

Congrats and good luck, Piss.

A little ray of hope in an otherwise dim world

yes! i'm gonna marry null!

Congratulations!

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Sounds a lot like shroomery.org

I will gladly marry anyone who is at least a 7, taller than 6 feet, and will make me a kept woman so I can indulge in my hobbies. Please PM me if you meet these criteria thank you

Fuck! I am only 5'11"

I've ruined all my chances at finding love or true happiness, and so will you. Welcome newbie!

I feel welcome!

I'll marry anyone who has:
A. money
B. a dick
C. US citizenship

PM me if you're interested in me taking all your money and turning it into video games and pizza.

Just to be sure, you are a woman right?

Is leaving a pizza out overnight and eating it in the morning a bad thing or something? I do it all the time since I assume there's enough salt in it to preserve it for weeks. does it really make me some kind of monster?

I am not really sure myself. Maybe in some countries

OP is desperate and thinks Kiwi farms is a dating app for autism.

You mean it is not? Well fucking fuck me!