NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

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A reminder that THQ is responsible for this latest shooting. Can we get Diggeh and Ms.Galaxy alerted?

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Tyranny of the minority. All video game characters have to take it up the ass even although 95% of any population is straight.

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"Geralt, a pre-written character from novels, should be getting fucked up the ass" - Resetera, 2019.

Any developer that listens to these people deserves to be mocked, ridiculed and laughed at.
 
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There's a rumor that in some now deleted posts, people on ResetEra discussed how industry folks knew of the ESA leak document's existence in an unsecured form, and they chose not to push the ESA about it. Have any of you seen this, and if so, is there an archive?
 
Geralt isn't gay, but I'm sure Netflix Geralt will be bisexual to appease the three dangerhairs that will be watching it.

One thing that games need to stop fucking doing is the "everybody is bi so you can have sex with anyone" shit. I just want to be friends with the guys in Stardew Valley but everything has 75 layers of homoeroticism because they couldn't be assed to add a "gay or straight" question at the beginning.
 
I seem to remember being assured by both ResetEra staff members, prominent members (like RedMercury) and others that just saying you voted for Trump would not get you banned, only outright posting bigotry.

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Any time anyone says "both sides are just as bad!", post this and then tell them to offer a counterpart screen capture of 8chan banning Hillary voters for "supporting cuckoldry" or shut the fuck up.
 

When an NRA rally is disrupted by an active shooter, it will very likely be a very, very short disruption.

Any time anyone says "both sides are just as bad!", post this and then tell them to offer a counterpart screen capture of 8chan banning Hillary voters for "supporting cuckoldry" or shut the fuck up.

Didn't get a screen shot but I did get an 8/pol/ ban for being a Jew cuck or something of the sort, among other bans. It was under previous management but it's even worse now.
 
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"I'm going to go on a killing spree!"

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"User Warned: Inflammatory commentary"

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"I think Kingdom Come Deliverance is a good game"

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"User banned (permanent): Transphobia and supporting genocide of people of color"

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THQ, Geoff Keighley and Boogie responsible for the shooting.
The only thing I would blame squarely on Boogie would be the gassing of jews who desperately needed to use the bathroom right after he had finished.
 
Now even a pretty unambiguous figure like The Doritos Pope is a bad guy, what a time to be alive.

Geoff's been cancelled/a Nazi for a long time on Era

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He posted a few times on Era till the inmates went crazy tagging him in every topic about him demanding he deplatform nearly everyone attending his shows and he stops being literally Hitler.

Geoff decided being literally Hitler makes him some $ and it is best to ignore Resetera.

Even that fat cuck Greg Miller used to post on Resetera till they went fucking psycho on him of all people and declared he was also trying to be a better Hitler than Geoff.

Literally no one of any sizeable fame, lolcow or not, posts on this shithole. Not even C-tier streamers. It's almost unbelieveable how much the whole industry comes together to hate Resetera.
 

Tyranny of the minority. All video game characters have to take it up the ass even although 95% of any population is straight.

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My favorite part of that is that their main concern is the quantity of relationships. I mean, I realize stuff like FE are just waifu/husbando simulators, but you could at least pretend like the number isn't the only important part.
 
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Want to sit back and enjoy one of the most Resetera™ exchanges you'll ever see?

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I have no idea why Kinthey hasn't been permanently banned yet for too much sensible-think? Time to report Kinthey's posts, I'm sure after him savagely attacking one of the most exceptional posters, SugarNoodles, the mods will ban the second the reports come in.

Resetera seems to be one viewpoint away from "If straight men who want to be allies in real life don't fuck other men, they're not allies because being straight is abnormal.".
 
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