[4-Aug-2019] Mario 64 Marathon and the Pahsuhtiv Announcement - Paypigs pony up for Phil to gloat

[flatsoda]

It's a pet that he had "for some time" before.
It's a pet cat.
$1,000.00 to see a cat on stream.

THE GRIFT IS THE GRIFT

 

[Xenomorph]

Tevin's audience and Phil's audience have some overlap, but at least Tevin seems to be in on the joke. And yeah, anyone mocking their audiences while posting on here about them but they're making money....cah-mon,

So him making money makes what he is doing smart?
Look dude wants to make money fine, but his audience is also giving PHIL money the guy he detests. Thats not a valid excuse just because he is making money makes it valid for what he is doing and continues to excuse his donators behavior for them also troll tipping phil and he wont say nothing because they also line his pockets.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

OH FUCK NO ITS AN ANIMAL
edit: a god damn kat
edit 2: how in gods name does a cat "help me make money" im not going to like you more because you own a pet you fat fuck

what a greedy goddamn cunt

 

[Salubrious]

He's had this cat since BEFORE the wedding.

 

[A Money Creature]

ITS A FUCKING CAT

 

[Eekum Bokum]

So how is him owning a cat a big positive that will give him more money? its a fucking cat.

 

[SleepyNibba]

congrats you stupid ass paypigs, you wasted 1k on a god damn pet reveal.

Get fucked, you played yourselves, eat shit.

 

[Wing Zero]

"I'm broke! I got no MONEY!"

*has owned a cat for months*

Go fuck yourself Phil.

 

[Salubrious]

DSP is about to argue semantics and say that nobody guessed it because everyone said he just got the cat, but he's had the cat for months, so DEBUNKED!!!

 

[Pargon]

This will improve his streams as promised in what way?

He's not going to have the cat on stream any more often than his other pussy.

 

[Shambler]

i absolutely love how phil kept saying "no one hit it on the head" when i've seen MANY PEOPLE guess "cat"

 

[Salubrious]

Called it! Nobody guessed right because everyone said it was a NEW cat. Debunked!

 

[GigaOPC]

How much of Phils dried semen on the carpet and couch do you think the cat has licked up?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Umm, no.

Nobody guessed it was going to be a pet. DEBUNKED.

 

[Il_Duke]

On the one hand, if he's had the cat for "Months" like he says, and it doesn't look like a concentration camp victim, maybe they can take care of it long term.

On the other, I'm not sitting around waiting for the first time he e-begs with the reminder that if he can't pay his bills, that includes cat food. That'll get me a little too Mad On The Internet.

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

 

[DarkScrubPhil]

Wow...this...scam...wow...

And I bet he could throw the cat, and wouldn't be banned from Twitch.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

i can hardly believe dsp managed to monetize the existence of his fucking cat. will people learn from this that DSP is a compulsive liar that will find any way to earn money.

 

[Shambler]

he said there was a part 2 to this thing if they hit like double, what the fuck could that be "oh we got him a scratching post but no one guessed right because they kept saying NEW scratching post but we've had this for years"

 

[Eekum Bokum]

On the one hand, if he's had the cat for "Months" like he says, and it doesn't look like a concentration camp victim, maybe they can take care of it long term.

On the other, I'm not sitting around waiting for the first time he e-begs with the reminder that if he can't pay his bills, that includes cat food. That'll get me a little too Mad On The Internet.

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