Jasper Carewatch - ASPCAck-Ack-Ack

How do we know Khet did not turn into a real cat?

How do we know he didnt get the cat to lure back Khet after she left?

Just asking the questions. Poor cat.
 
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Yeah there's no reason to be pissed about this. It's just more DSP absurdity. Had a pet the whole time he said he couldn't possibly afford one, and hid its existence behind a paywall. I can't think of another person who's ever done something similar to this.

And just wait for the cat-related paywalls, the sub goals to make cat videos, the veterinarian bill fundraiser. It's comin' sooner or later baby. A cat is perfect for this.
 
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Poor little fucker RIP Jasper
 
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im calling it now "hey guys i know you wanted me to play borderlands 3 but im broke... shoutout to Poopybigdicks who cheered, what happened to that 2k? uhhhh i spent it on vet bills DEBUNKED haha"
 
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Just_living said:
Honestly he would make decent bank by having a cat cam while streaming. His audience is something else so I would expect them throw money over it.
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I can already see his games mysteriously becoming a lot more fun and interactive after he starts getting atleast $150 a stream to turn on the cat cam. I can also already see him bitching about how everyone is talking about Jasper and them only caring about Jasper and no one is talking about the game or him, will make for some fun clips.
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
I need to point something out. This picture is uploaded as a video, same thing he did with his wedding picture.
The only reason he does so is so he can see how many people viewed said picture.
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Or he has some collage program on his phone that renders the image as a video by default for some reason and he's too stupid/lazy to fix it.
 
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Or he has some collage program on his phone that renders the image as a video by default for some reason and he's too stupid/lazy to fix it.
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I keep forgetting Phil could be that retarded, you're right.
I'm not sure how Instagram works but maybe he saves his teenage girl collage as a GIF and it takes it like a video.
 
Dolphins Rise Up said:
Yeah there's no reason to be pissed about this. It's just more DSP absurdity. Had a pet the whole time he said he couldn't possibly afford one, and hid its existence behind a paywall. I can't think of another person who's ever done something similar to this.

And just wait for the cat-related paywalls, the sub goals to make cat videos, the veterinarian bill fundraiser. It's comin' sooner or later baby. A cat is perfect for this.
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I read this sentence as "It's coming sooner or later with a baby" and my only thought was "probably."
 
Hmm this person had a cat go missing when DSP was supposedly in CT and is the right age. Did DSP and khet go to CT so the mysterious house sitter could drive up 405 and steal this cat and they could have an alibi? It even has the gay ass bell. Facebook

In all seriousness though it looks like they adopted it from the Seattle humane society in Bellevue. Hard to tell when since most websites pet listings are posted on don't get cached by google or the wayback machine. It looks like they've had a few cats named jasper go through in November, February, April and maybe December. I think it's this one, but no one cached it
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