Jasper Carewatch - ASPCAck-Ack-Ack

So I watched the Mrhuth stuff capture of the reveal. Man, what a train wreck. Tposing, prayer hands, and lots of smugness.

Couple things.

1. The way he talks about the cat like he's some feline expert reminds me of the autistic kid who is a self-described master of pokemon that drones on while you're trying to get away. Holy shit.

2. That poor cat is going to be exploited. I hope they treat that animal well.

3. When he rages at a game, it's gonna spook him. And I can't wait for the shtreem where he complains that the cat pissed on his couch. It probably smells bad enough in there, it's a wonder that the cat hasn't mistaken the pig sty as a litter box and left some treats.

4. I always find it funny how when da detractors correctly guess what his secret shit is, he adds one minute detail that nobody could have guessed (unless some super lucky guess) and he has to be like "HAHAHA NOBODY KNEW! WE KEPT IT SECRET FOR MONTHS!"
 
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Pig probably just locks himself away in his manchild cave so Jasper can't go into it and do what most bored cats like to do, which is chew on his cords. Also it allowed him to hide the fact that his beggar routine works so well he can splurge on a cat to keep his trophy happy.

He can peacock all he wants, but the fact he cowardly hid a cat for months to fleece his retard fans is pathetic. A perfect snapshot into Pig.

It's also telling that cat looked vaguely surprised when Pig put his hand on him for a photo op. It likely means Pig has ignored this critter until he could exploit it. Also telling how happy he was he can show off and honk on about how he's a proper big boy with the cat as his prop; he was dying to brag about it.
 
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Schmeckel said:
4. I always find it funny how when da detractors correctly guess what his secret shit is, he adds one minute detail that nobody could have guessed (unless some super lucky guess) and he has to be like "HAHAHA NOBODY KNEW! WE KEPT IT SECRET FOR MONTHS!"
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I was just typing up a post about this - is Phil's irresistible compulsion to feel like he pulled on over on the ol' detractors part of his pathological narcissism? Just wondering if this particular habit of his has its own name, or if it's just part of his medley of awful personality traits.
 
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I'm wondering how this cat will supposedly improve his streams like he said. If he decides to have a cat-cam, then people will derail the chat talking about it, instead of the game, until it becomes boring, and provide no "fun" to the streams anymore.

And what a great way to improve streams, by taking out space out of the screen to show it, and only if the cat decides to not move around the office or house.
 
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draculapenis said:
I was just typing up a post about this - is Phil's irresistible compulsion to feel like he pulled on over on the ol' detractors part of his pathological narcissism? Just wondering if this particular habit of his has its own name, or if it's just part of his medley of awful personality traits.
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its pedantic childish cunt disease. people that suffer from it feel compelled to go out of their way to get one over on people on pure technicality, bonus points if its haters.
 
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We Are The Witches said:
I'm wondering how this cat will supposedly improve his streams like he said. If he decides to have a cat-cam, then people will derail the chat talking about it, instead of the game, until it becomes boring, and provide no "fun" to the streams anymore.

And what a great way to improve streams, by taking out space out of the screen to show it, and only if the cat decides to not move around the office or house.
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A lot of people are asking that question and pointing out those points on his forums. Nobody seems to understand how in any way a cat will improve the stream (because it won't). I mean don't cats like to wander around? I can't see it staying still enough to even justify a cat cam. Not like it's a fucking kitten that'll lie down and sleep all day.

He's pissed a lot of people off with this move. The fallout could be fun to watch, but these people are the same people who'll open their wallets again in a few months when he inevitably "need your help guys". Whole situation is weird as fuck even for Dark.
 
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And today in DSP thinks nobody reads his twitch chat whenever he's not streaming so he can say whatever he wants including the opposite of his lies:
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But DSP, I thought only detractors were unimpressed with your cat? And that was because they were jealous of the cat? And real fans liked the reveal!? That everyone loved it!?
 
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MyDadIsTheBTK said:
Because that is another lie.


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The cat was reported missing on April 9, 2019 22 miles north of Renton where DSP lives. DSP claims he got the cat before the marriage (early in the year when he was stressed about losing his house) and that the cat was in the shelter for a long time because no one wanted a cat that was declawed.

Guess where DSP was April 9, 2019 when the cat went missing? In CT getting married.

Early May he started talking about adopting a cat and wanting to put it in the nook where his statue area. It's more likely that he got the cat around that time.

Of course there's a chance that a cat that looks exactly like his, with the same exact name, that was missing 20 miles from where he lives is different than the one he adopted. But it's much more likely that he's lying as usual and that the cat was wearing a name tag which is why it was named Jasper at the place they adopted it.
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You do realize some autist already contacted that cat's owner and she says it isn't her cat, right?
 
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Some morning after thoughts:

1) Now we really know why Phil stopped doing any video or pictures outside of his hermit hole. Couldn't risk destroying his poverty narrative with some cat shit (literal or figurative) showing up on film.

2) This dude did 4, count 'em, 4 "fundraisers" while having that cat.

3) He lied directly every time he said "We'd like to get a cat eventually, but we can't afford it right now." Not a lie of omission. A direct lie, just like about the wedding.

4) He said that he lied for the "protection of his family". So what changed now? I mean it's obviously that he found a way to monetize it, but presumably his "family" (using that term real loosely) is still in the same danger, right?

5) I think the people saying that Phil knew planetjeff's tip was coming are right. He's a shit actor and couldn't even muster the same prayer hands "THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU" he broke out back in December 2017's begathon.

6) The Emerald Seven subapalooza was in December. Phil said they got the cat before Christmas. Guess E7 inspired the acquisition.

7) I think he'll be back to begging by the 15th with a couple of days of "Things are tight right now."

8 ) Really interested to see what, if any, fallout happens from this. I saw at least a few people in chat with substantial bit badges (think $100+) who were actually pissed. Talked to at least one pretty frequent tipper who was calling Phil a scam artist as well.
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The only concrete reason I heard him state for hiding the cat was 'because we didn't want detractors making up negative lies about him[Jasper]-such a pahsitive thing-when we were in such a bad, stressful financial sitiation", translated from Pigroachian and run through a De-garbler it's literally he hid the cat because he was afraid it would fuck up his begging narrative.

I put this forward for anyone who thinks Phil is a secrect millionaire. He literally spends hundreds and hundreds of dollars because he doesn't see how 'not blowing hundreds of dollars will fix his financial situation where he owes thousands of dollars.'
 
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I was going through my clips folder and I came
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across these two clips where DSP talks (lies) about maybe looking at getting a cat and claiming his finances don't allow for one. The first clip is from April 24th, 2019 and the second clip is from May 19th, 2019, both from the early stream of those days. That means he had the cat for at least 5 months during the first clip.

It at least captures how DSP acts when he's purposely lying (as opposed to just filling in blanks in his memory on the fly during pre-stream or shit like that).

Maybe looking at getting a cat:
















No cat until financial situation improves:
 
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Immortal Technique said:
A cat-cam would require another camera, but those damn bills just won't allow him to afford one. Plus, his computer can barely handle his current camera quality.
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Exactly. After dozens of fundraisers and thousands of dollars he still hasn't put any money into upgrading his stream. Blurry webcam, old busted laptop, malfunctioning keyboard, old as dirt PC, busted couch, neckbreaking layout etc. And 1 grand for a "positive reveal" that his fans will love and make the streams better turns out to be a cat that they already had and adopted with not a care in the world about his stream at the time. Cat cam will never happen.
 
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