Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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He keeps fighting.
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Obsolete tweet of today
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Still mad at chapo
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Rei is shit said:
He keeps fighting.
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Two things:

1. YATTA! Blob-kun senpai notices us!

2. Everybody remember when Russ Pitts, the guy who was a producer, executive if I remember correctly, on most of Bob’s vids before he got the first axe and brought Bob back to The Escapist because they’re old “friends”, told the sacred cow that is Zoe Quinn to pound sand which “forced” Bobbyboi to throw the only guy who was willing to give him a second chance under the bus?

Ahhh good times, good times.
 
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Sissy Galvez said:
I wonder if Blob is sentient enough to know he’s not the big draw for escapist 2.0? That Yahtzee is the only one keeping that shithole afloat and that Blob is an OBSOLETE white male youtuber.
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I would laugh if Escapist 2.0’s revenue and subscribers skyrocket if they fire or lay-off Bob’s useless ass.
 
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Godzilla@1989 said:
I would laugh if Escapist 2.0’s revenue and subscribers skyrocket if they fire or lay-off Bob’s useless ass.
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When they announced all the site and personnel changes a week ago, Blobbo’s name was mysteriously absent. They forgot about the fat fuck or he didn’t register because he’s OBSOLETE.
 
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Rei is shit said:
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His defense of himself consists of plugging up his ears and yelling, "Nuh uh!" and saying "You got that information from bad people so it doesn't count!"

DarkEmoMario64 said:
I guess nobody cares except me but I just have to point out the irony of this statement. Hobgoblins were considered good goblins in pre-Christian societies and Hobgoblins being evil was a Christian interpretation of the lore. I thought a geek like Bob would have thought of that.
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You shouldn't expect him to know proper Mario and Marvel lore at this point, let alone actual folklore. Dude is a black hole of knowledge. Someone who knows nothing about a subject will actually know less after listening to him talk about it.
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
"Kiwi Farms is a doxxing forum! Good to know the kind of company you keep!"

A few tweets later...

"Joaquin Castro is badass for doxxing Trump donors! Respect!"
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No bad tactics, only bad targets.

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I guess nobody cares except me but I just have to point out the irony of this statement. Hobgoblins were considered good goblins in pre-Christian societies and Hobgoblins being evil was a Christian interpretation of the lore. I thought a geek like Bob would have thought of that.
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The only good goblins are the ones that never come out of their stinking holes.
 
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The Nothingness said:
Something tells me Bob will love this movie since it is the closest he'll get to seeing his solution to the "mayonnaise ghoul problem."

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Well why not, last time we had the Purge pull the "TRUMP WILL TOTS DO THIS SHIT GUYZ!!!" and now we have this crap. Also, Simpsons and an episode of Johnny Bravo did it so you can suck it movie.
 
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The Nothingness said:
Something tells me Bob will love this movie since it is the closest he'll get to seeing his solution to the "mayonnaise ghoul problem."

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I gotta disagree. While it does have stronk female lead I'm not seeing any minorities blowing away the upper class elites. Side note: How many times has this movie been made? I have a dollar DVD version of this movie staring Joe Estevez.

EDIT: I just realized that that kinda looks like Donnie Wahlberg in the movie so maybe Bob will get confused and get a surge of Bahstan pride.
 
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