Peter Coffin, his realdoll/fake girlfriend Kimi Kobayashi, and his estranged wife Ashleigh Coffin - Cis Male Cuck, Pretend Agender; Kicks Self in Balls, Sockpuppeted as Own GF, RAPE APOLOGIST, plus his ex-wife

That is pretty fishy. What would take this from just odd to really suspicious is if Coffin does not have a track record of chatting up random new Tumblr accounts (and she doesn't have a track record of chatting up random Tumblr accounts herself), and it just "happened" that she and Coffin began to talk. Just too improbable that a chance meeting like that would result in a marriage.
This. Plus the fact that a good looking girl who is up to her neck in the Star Wars fandom with gigantic tits didn't get ANY attention from anyone on Tumblr but Peter is improbable.
 
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This. Plus the fact that a good looking girl who is up to her neck in the Star Wars fandom with gigantic tits didn't get ANY attention from anyone on Tumblr but Peter is improbable.

I agree with the people who said that she may be extremely shy or even mentally disabled in addition to being gorgeous; this isn't necessarily the truth but I don't think we can rule it out.

Mind you, this is arguably worse since it means Peter's using the poor woman essentially as a prop.
 
http://www.sinthetics.com.cn/dolls/Alicia/Alicia1b_A.html

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Fuck me, I lose internet access for a couple of days and come back to this? So Peter actually went and forged legal documents to try and prove that he had a wife that didn't exist!?

I don't even feel bad for believing that his wife may have been real. No reasonable human being would do this much work, just to convince some strangers that he had a wife.
 
Fuck me, I lose internet access for a couple of days and come back to this? So Peter actually went and forged legal documents to try and prove that he had a wife that didn't exist!?

I don't even feel bad for believing that his wife may have been real. No reasonable human being would do this much work, just to convince some strangers that he had a wife.

Especially when it would have been exponentially easier to just MAKE A FUCKING VIDEO OF HIM WITH HIS FAMILY. It doesn't even have to be longer than a minute and would be more convincing if it wasn't scripted like his other shitty videos.
 
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At this point if you told me Peter Coffin assassinated Kennedy on a sound stage that looks like the moon while Tupac directed it, I'd probably consider it a possibility.

Jesus Christ.
 
I just finished reading this thread, holy shit. This was a ride. And now here I am at the end where a doll was discovered that looks exactly like her and I feel like the roller coaster I got on just flung itself into orbit.

I want to get off of peter coffin's wild ride.
 
From that site: same model, different coloration, very familiar hairstyle.

EDIT: A picture for anyone who doesn't feel like reading a love doll catalog:


Don't treat it as definitive evidence, but it's certainly more weird creepy shit. I have learned so much about fuckdolls from this thread. Conclusion: I do not want one.

I'm really surprised that nobody else came up with the idea of becoming a famous internet camwhore by simply buying a realdoll and just pretending you're a real live human hot girl/living doll, instead of all that plastic surgery and extreme weight loss shit some people go through.






...or have they? :cryblood:
 
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