Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

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It is a joke though. You got baited by a lolcow.

Yeah honestly I think I am being more critical and assuming of Mumkey cause of the fact I really enjoyed his content prior to this so I think I am taking things a bit too personal.
 
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It sure wasn't a pearl necklace if those comments about him having druggie-dick are accurate.

The guy is an absolute drug fiend. Like no wonder he kept getting worse even when he was getting "help", the dude has been high as balls for the majority of this saga. Flocko on the block still hasn't gotten his psychiatry certs in order, last I checked.

Who ever woulda thunk that using a chemical escape hatch from real life might be incompatible with stabilizing one's mental and emotional wellbeing? A real chin-scratcher, that one.
 
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More so than what?
It is a joke though. You got baited by a lolcow.
i think the more alarming part is how ready people were to believe it came from his mouth
 
It is a joke though. You got baited by a lolcow.
So Mumkey baited people who don't watch Big Brother (normal, well-adjusted people) into thinking he wrote something that, in all honesty, sounds exactly like something he would write?

I guess he got us.
 
I was on death's door the last week or so (still very sick), didn't look at this thread that whole time and had to do a lot of catching up. I haven't watched any of the new videos but one thing I will say is that I am glad he is being productive, especially since it isn't just "stare at the camera and whinge" content (outside of the "Chainsaw Jackie is a lying ho" video). It might be a different form of whinging but at least it is higher effort.

Anyway, sorry for being late on this but here we go!

New Month, New Autistic Analysis

Previous Post:
Analysis from July 19th 2019

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Now has 399 Patrons paying total of $1,288. Last month he had 470 paying total of $1,630. Down 71 Patrons and $342 dollars. Yikes. Comparing to Graphtreon shows an issue, in that it says he has 388 Patrons giving total of $1,239 per month - this would be a decrease of 82 Patrons and $391 per month, which is obviously worse.

Even though you would think Patreon itself would be the most accurate, I'm going to go with Graphtreon here and guess that Patreon only periodically updates the stats on a creator's page whereas Graphtreon, with its ability to break down to day-by-day statistics, is probably accessing the true state of his account. If so, it looks like releasing another video shitting on your fans is a really bad financial decision.

Either way, $342-$391 per month lost isn't chump change, especially for someone who has taken on a new house apartment trailer, new car, and a new pet along with doctor's bills, prescription costs, food, drink (he seems to be drinking a lot more alcohol these days), and whatever other costs he incurs. HOWEVER he did get rid of one of the biggest drains on his life, financially and otherwise, in that he dumped Ashley "If he can't grow a moustache, he gets my gash" Simonetti.

His Patreon has decreased despite offering new rewards like $10 tier getting free digital copy of The Triflers and his output increasing significantly. It is only an average, but last month each Patreon paid him on average $3.61 while this month it is $3.19. His offer of "free" literature did not help him - if I'm not mistaken, this means he has actually lost some of his higher paying Patrons.

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Monthly statistics:

August
Subscribers Daily Average: +203
Subscribers Last 30 Days: +6,084
Video Views Daily Average: +15,055
Video Views Last 30 Days: +451,650

July
Subscribers Daily Average: +170
Subscribers Last 30 Days: +5,089
Video Views Daily Average: +8,258
Video Views Last 30 Days: +247,740

Daily subscribers are similar, monthly subscribers has gone up a bit. Views are up significantly across the board, almost double from the last time, but this can be explained by him putting out more videos.

AdSense revenue:

August
Daily Average Earnings: £2-£39 ($2.41-$46.94)
Last 30 Days: £73-£1,200 ($87.86-$1444.20)

July
Daily Average Earnings: £1-£21 (converted last month to $1.25-$26.25)
Last 30 Days: £40-£644 (converted last month to $49.80-$801.82)

He is doing better than he was last month in terms of AdSense, but this can, again, be explained because he has put out more content. It isn't a massive jump (at least not compared to some figures people pull out of their asses lol) but is almost double last month's analysis. On the topic of fake statistics he is in a disaster-zone compared to what he used to earn before he was banned - I may do a comparison between the two channels earnings at some point (Mumkey Jones vs. Simian Jimmy).

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Anything in the green box has been uploaded since the last analysis - in other words, anything after "How I Broke Bad". My last analysis was on 19th July so that video had been out for a while at that point. Every video since that disaster of an upload has gotten really good percentage of likes-to-dislikes. Note that the number of comments made is always greater on videos related to drama, thought that was interesting - I haven't looked at the comment sections for any of these but I imagine they must be interesting. If comments are engagement then this, combined with the amount of views on these videos, may be helping his channel in terms of the algorithm - assuming that he isn't completed blackballed on this system. Anecdotally, I get notifications of his new uploads okay and suggestions to watch his stuff on my homepage, but I'm not sure how many new users are being sent his way (and how many would be interested if they were suggested his stuff).

On the new uploads, most of the views went to his pathetic display in "She's Gone", which is actually between "How I Broke Bad" and "The State of Affairs" in number of views. The fact that "Debunking Assburger's Girlfriend's Lies..." has significantly less views maybe shows that people are not as interested in his drama shit anymore or it just hasn't had enough time to get those views yet, being up for less than a week. His views are very inconsistent overall, which I think shows that people watching his channel are picking and choosing what they are watching - he has a core audience of 30,000 people who will watch everything he does. That is, of course, making assumptions but I feel they're pretty safe ones to make.

Also, since this last month's analysis includes the 3 biggest videos he has had in months ("She's Gone", "How I Broke Bad", and "The State of Affairs") that this month will be a better month in terms of AdSense but will not be sustainable. I am assuming here that he won't get involved in even worse drama that attracts even more views to future videos. I think next month will show a sharp decline on the AdSense front, in that case. There is also little chance of his Patreon growing again, so I think things will get worse and worse. Hope you have been updating your CV Tyler.

In total this month he could be earning roughly $1,279-$2,439 (taking Graphtreon figures of Patreon monthly earnings and adding the low and high figures from Social Blade of ad revenue earned). Last post I estimated he would be earning approximately $1,680-$2,430 per month. Views and subscribers are up but earnings are not really any different if we're being positive, and he is worse off if we aren't.

However, as noted in the analysis, these figures could be wrong (either my mistake, Social Blade be fucked, or Heeb Hexes) and should be taken with a grain of salt for now. [Stupid me used the wrong channel on the Social Blade analysis, took from the deleted Mumkey Jones rather than Simian Jimmy. All fixed now.]

Also, please keep in mind that I don't pay attention to Mumkey on Twitch and I don't know of any way to work out what he earns on there (other than working it out manually) plus we don't know what he earns from the sale of merchandise, from books, or from other streams of revenue.

Apologies if this isn't up to scratch. As I said, I'm still sick and am feeling out of it.

This month has been pretty crazy, Tyler has gone from annoying to entertaining to annoying again, from idiotic to wise and on redemption arc to shitting on everyone once more. He is being productive however and I, for one, am hopeful he can turn it around now Liu is gone and at least entertain us rather than just depressing everyone. It is also good to see him sticking up for himself in the Jackie/Assburger thing although he may have lied, as some users have pointed out and as seen in Sheepover correcting him (again, I haven't watched it yet, I've been playing Nier Automata and ignoring YouTube for the most part).

EDIT: Fixed the Social Blade analysis so it is looking at the right fucking channel lol.

EDIT2: Added screencap and brief analysis of Last 50 Videos to the SocialBlade/YouTube section. Everything should be fixed now.
 
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I was on death's door the last week or so (still very sick), didn't look at this thread that whole time and had to do a lot of catching up. I haven't watched any of the new videos but one thing I will say is that I am glad he is being productive, especially since it isn't just "stare at the camera and whinge" content. It might be a different form of whinging but at least it is higher effort.

Anyway, sorry for being late on this but here we go!

New Month, New Autistic Analysis

Previous Post:
Analysis from July 19th 2019

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Now has 399 Patrons paying total of $1,288. Last month he had 470 paying total of $1,630. Down 71 Patrons and $342 dollars. Yikes. Comparing to Graphtreon shows an issue, in that it says he has 388 Patrons giving total of $1,239 per month - this would be a decrease of 82 Patrons and $391 per month, which is obviously worse. Even though you would think Patreon itself would be the most accurate, I'm going to go with Graphtreon here and guess that Patreon only periodically updates the stats on a creator's page whereas Graphtreon, with its ability to break down to day-by-day statistics, is probably accessing the true state of his account. If so, it looks like releasing another video shitting on your fans is a really bad financial decision.

Either way, $342-$391 per month lost isn't chump change, especially for someone who has taken on a new house apartment trailer, new car, and a new pet along with doctor's bills, prescription costs, food, drink (he seems to be drinking a lot more alcohol these days), and whatever other costs he incurs. HOWEVER he did get rid of one of the biggest drains on his life, financially and otherwise, in that he dumped Ashley "If he can't grow a moustache, he gets my gash" Simonetti.

His Patreon has decreased despite offering new rewards like $10 tier getting free digital copy of The Triflers and his output increasing significantly. It is only an average, but last month each Patreon paid him on average $3.61 while this month it is $3.19. His offer of "free" literature did not help him - if I'm not mistaken, this means he has actually lost some of his higher paying Patrons.

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Subscribers and video views are way up. Like, incredibly so:

August
Subscribers Daily Average: +895
Subscribers Last 30 Days: +26,831
Video Views Daily Average: +80,942
Video Views Last 30 Days: +2,275,410

July
Subscribers Daily Average: +170
Subscribers Last 30 Days: +5,089
Video Views Daily Average: +8,258
Video Views Last 30 Days: +247,740

That is amazing. To be fair, July had people unsubscribing en masse which probably messed with the subscribers but views aren't affected by that. Any theories? His July views are 10% of what he has done in August. Unless I am being exceptional and did one (or both) of these analyses wrong, I can't really explain that.

Advertisement revenue has gone up too:

August
Daily Average Earnings: £13-£210 ($15.65-$252.74)
Last 30 Days: £395-£6,300 ($475.38-$7,582.05)

July
Daily Average Earnings: £1-£21 (converted last month to $1.25-$26.25)
Last 30 Days: £40-£644 (converted last month to $49.80-$801.82)

Again, this is significantly better, to the point where I am doubting myself rather than seeing this jump as being truthful. However, for some reason I can't seem to load Social Blade's User Videos page, which would allow us to see how the recent videos are doing in terms of views, likes/dislikes, earnings, and so on. I'll keep checking back and when it is working I will add a section for this. This might mean Social Blade is currently experiencing issues and these numbers are not accurate. Someone better at this, did I do something wrong, is Social Blade fucked, or is he just doing that much better? Again, any theories?

In total this month he could be earning roughly $1,714.38-$8,821.05 (taking Graphtreon figures of Patreon monthly earnings and adding the low and high figures from Social Blade of ad revenue earned). However, as noted in the analysis, these figures could be wrong (either my mistake, Social Blade be fucked, or Heeb Hexes) and should be taken with a grain of salt for now. Views and subscribers are also way up from last month, which I worked out as him earning approximately $1,680-$2,430 per month.

If these figures are true, his total earnings are amazing and he is doing far better overall. His plan to out-DSP Phil Burnell might be working. Again, any theories as to what has happened here would be very welcome. Also, please keep in mind that I don't pay attention to Mumkey on Twitch and have no way to know what he earns on there (other than working it out manually) and we also don't know what he earns from the sale of merchandise, from books, or from other streams of revenue.

Apologies if this isn't up to scratch. As I said, I'm still sick and am feeling out of it.

This month has been pretty crazy, Tyler has gone from annoying to entertaining to annoying again, from idiotic to wise and on redemption arc to shitting on everyone once more. He is being productive however and I, for one, am hopeful he can turn it around now Liu is gone and at least entertain us rather than just depressing everyone. It is also good to see him sticking up for himself in the Jackie/Assburger thing although he may have lied, as some users have pointed out and as seen in Sheepover correcting him (again, I haven't watched it yet, I've been playing Nier Automata and ignoring YouTube for the most part).
Sorry if I’m missing something, but that SocialBlade stuff appears to be from 2018.
 
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Sorry if I’m missing something, but that SocialBlade stuff appears to be from 2018.

You're right... my bad. I was using the Mumkey Jones Social Blade, not Simian Jimmy. At least that explains the issues with that site. Please give me a moment to update and feel free to rate me dumb in the meantime.

EDIT: Fixed now, apologies one and all.
 
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Liu's chapter in this anime arc isn't over yet. The Jackie interlude is just a filler arc, season finale will be Liu.

I think you're right. We're in that part of the anime that's pure filler for a few episodes up until we get to the season finale arc.
Liu obviously misses Tyler and bad. We all know he was head over heels for her at first. How long does he think he can lie to himself?

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Mumkey absolutely will not take Liu back. I'm speaking from personal experience here. Mumkey bought a fixer-upper, a real shitty house he thought he could flip into a sparkling mansion. Once those rose-tinted glasses fell off and he realized just how wrecked that house was, and how right everyone around him was, he dumped her as fast as he could.

The problem is that Mumkey is prideful and will never admit that anyone around him was right, or even that he himself was wrong, but the end result is that he threw her in the trash so I'm willing to give him a little slack on that.
 
I think you're right. We're in that part of the anime that's pure filler for a few episodes up until we get to the season finale arc.
Liu obviously misses Tyler and bad. We all know he was head over heels for her at first. How long does he think he can lie to himself?

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Tyler looks so dead inside in that photo. That’s the face of “I’ve emotionally detached from this girl and she doesn’t know it yet.”
 
Mumkey absolutely will not take Liu back.

I agree, but I also think that this arc isn't done. So does she come back as a real-life stalker or just remain as an online one? She knows where he lives, probably has a copy of the keys. But I'm not sure if she has enough cash to get back to Iowa, possibly the one thing saving Blaze and Tyler.
 
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