Peter Coffin, his realdoll/fake girlfriend Kimi Kobayashi, and his estranged wife Ashleigh Coffin - Cis Male Cuck, Pretend Agender; Kicks Self in Balls, Sockpuppeted as Own GF, RAPE APOLOGIST, plus his ex-wife

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right, and he's most famous for numbers 4-6, regardless of what actually happened. if he did theoretically have a child now(or even if he didnt) whats the perfect way to rustle up some new traffic (for extra cash)? recreate/play off that whole previous saga. even if it started unintentionally. there's nothing to lose from it. and yeah, i'm sure he's aware how easily he could clear it up. what exactly would he get out of that negotiation? also no one would be talking about him. he's not as mysteriously creepy or hard to figure out as people wanna believe. he just doesnt wanna work.
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His life is ruined and he's embarrassed himself and his family and if he ever meets a woman and has a kid somehow he'll be an embarrassment to them too. FOR AT LEAST 10 YEARS. He was starting to be forgotten but now he's started his internet probation back over at day one and got time tacked on for bad behavior.
Yeah dude peter would have been better off sucking dicks on camera for a lot more money. Al least he'd have the benefit of a stage name to try and hide behind. Imagine every thanksgiving, every wedding, every funeral... everyone in the fucking room knows you had a doll and fucked it and played house with it. Every day at work the your coworkers greet you with a cheerful "hi peter" but they're really thinking "Maybe fucking the doll wasn't so bad, it was hot... but those dead eyes peter is just a fucking freak" .... "Oh hey peter watch that coffee it's brand new and scalding hot!"..."now where was my hand sanitizer?"

Every 2nd date... looking into his girlfriend's eyes wondering.. "does she know about.. .it yet.. hmm well she's still here"
 
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The Lone Wanderer said:
They were married in Nevada, was probably a quickie Vegas marriage. Wedding dresses are expensive.
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Even with the quickest of shotgun marriages you would have thought that they'd want at least a single photo of the happiest-day-of-their-lives, even with no wedding dress a photo at the altar, or after the ceremony, but nothing.

Either way, Coffin's life imploding like this is timed perfectly to patch me over for my /cow/ fix until trial day.
 
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*catches up on entire thread*
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Arctic said:
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The picture where he holds the baby is almost certainly photoshopped, look at the edges of his head.
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Waaait a minute

He bought a lookalike sex doll of a girl he knows, and is now pretending to be the husband of this woman and the father of her child using said doll?

This isn't even funny anymore, it's creepy...

Edit: no wait Susan is the mum, never mind.
 
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This shit is priceless.
The guy who prides himself in being "beta" and being super nice and totally not objectifying to women uses a giant boobed plastic doll in order to fake being in a relationship with an actual woman.
Seriously, the only difference between this guy and some trophy wife seeking douche is the fact that the latter will actually have a relationship with another human being.
The misogynist rationale behind both cases is exactly the same.
Coffin's "gf" is a prestige object to him, nothing more.
 
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I mean, faking all this required...
* Getting the doll.
* Forging a legal document
* Faking a whole family for the fake wife
* Faking a lawyer and a C&D letter
* Some serious photoshop and stop-motion skills

You can at least see why people may think there's at least SOME truth to all this, no?
 
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DoritoPope said:
God damn, I can't wait to see Peter's response now that 8chan has legitimate proof. This is fucking glorious.
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It's not going to be over the top, he's just going to make some half-baked tweet like "oh these guys are still being dumb". In fact he called them "silly billies" and @JEWS changed the default anonymous name to Silly Billies for a little while.
 
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Peter Coffin is a 31 year old man who, in the last four years, has faked two girlfriends (that we know of) and even a fake child. We know he kicked himself in the balls far too often to father anything other then a Baby Born doll anyway.

Literally his only redeeming quality is the fact that he thinks GamerGate is gay.
 
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Satan said:
Peter Coffin is a 31 year old man who, in the last four years, has faked two girlfriends (that we know of) and even a fake child. We know he kicked himself in the balls far too often to father anything other then a Baby Born doll anyway.

Literally his only redeeming quality is the fact that he thinks GamerGate is gay.
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GamerGate isn't gay, it's an alternative lifestyle. Check you privilege!
 
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Pinball Lizard said:
I mean, faking all this required...
* Getting the doll.
* Forging a legal document
* Faking a whole family for the fake wife
* Faking a lawyer and a C&D letter
* Some serious photoshop and stop-motion skills

You can at least see why people may think there's at least SOME truth to all this, no?
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Autism and Omega-ness makes people do crazy things, dude.
 
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Pinball Lizard said:
I mean, faking all this required...
* Getting the doll.
* Forging a legal document
* Faking a whole family for the fake wife
* Faking a lawyer and a C&D letter
* Some serious photoshop and stop-motion skills

You can at least see why people may think there's at least SOME truth to all this, no?
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At the moment I'm thinking there's probably truth to both stories.

i.e. she's real and married to Peter with baby, but most of her online presence is Peter with the help of his trusty sex doll.
 
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Pinball Lizard said:
I mean, faking all this required...
* Getting the doll.
* Forging a legal document
* Faking a whole family for the fake wife
* Faking a lawyer and a C&D letter
* Some serious photoshop and stop-motion skills

You can at least see why people may think there's at least SOME truth to all this, no?
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Maybe he could have used his skills to make an intricate Marble Hornets-style alternate reality game instead of embarrasing himself repeatedly in front of the entire internet. Wasted potential.
 
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Arctic said:
Maybe he could have used his skills to make an intricate Marble Hornets-style alternate reality game instead of embarrasing himself repeatedly in front of the entire internet. Wasted potential.
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With his stop-motion skills he could even work in animation. Dude's creepy as fuck, but I can't knock his attempt at stop motion!
 
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