Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide - Matt Groening got him

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is dead, law enforcement sources said Saturday.

A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. The ambulance went to New York Downtown Hospital.

Jeffrey Epstein dead in apparent suicide

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein died overnight in an apparent suicide, federal officials said Saturday. Epstein, 66, was found unresponsive in his cell in the Special Housing Unit of Manhattan …

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[CatboyCumDump]

source: 4chan thread

shilling a bit: sign up on the kiwifarms matrix server and we have a "happening" room we post stuff in, we are discussing it in there and posting pics and stuff, we'd love to have new members. the room address once you are on the kf matrix server is #happening:matrix.org or just ask in the kiwifarms general chat and someone can point you in the right direction

 

[Gangster Talk]

I can't even fathom the low IQ required to celebrate this

Sleazeball faggot has escaped justice and his secrets die with him

 

[Lemmingwise]

I sure hope he has some kind of dead man's switch set up, dropping every name and their involvement.

Why would he? He wasn't in it for moral reasons. That's the kinda thing that courageous journalists might do, not people that become incredibly wealthy of procuring and selling kids.

 

[mr.moon1488]

The problem with Epstein is that what he got away with for so many years was so absurd, that it makes it sounds worse and more absurd than all of the Comet Ping Pong Pizzagate talk and that's all we know about, that's just the tip of the iceberg.

Thanks to the media gaslighting in the next twenty-four hours, you're going to be seen as insane for even bringing the Epstein case up or discussing it at all.

Sad but true. People think things like "operation midnight climax" where the CIA trafficked under aged girls is just a conspiracy theory, even though the CIA has admitted to it.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh]

Everyone calm down with the Jewish hate, don't forget that Null is a big supporter of Israel and humbly accepts donations from them. I think we need to look deeper into this, and I believe this was done by Palestinians! More reasons for them to liberated by Israel!

 

[Cloacan]

To everyone going "The Clintons did it!":
-Epstein likely had a considerable amount of actionable intelligence on persons of interest across the globe, if the rumors about him being the broker of illicit sex for various notables is true.
-The CIA is known to pull individuals with connections that fall into federal custody and make them into "ghost" assets, giving them the safety of being publicly dead while using their networks to exert soft and hard power overseas.
-Epstein already tried to kill himself or was the target of an assassination once, which means that a second attempt under suicide watch would be suspicious if this was an actual cover-up attempt.

Either the Clintons are simultaneously powerful enough to beat out the CIA at asset-grabbing on the CIA's own turf and dumb enough to launch the most transparent cover-up of all time that would make Kennedy look straightforward and unambiguous, or the death is a legal fiction for the CIA to pull him.

That's assuming the Clintons and CIA dont have a lot of overlap. I'm sure it wasn't them personally but probably others involved with the Judeo overclass who were suffering from all of the bad publicity. Besides into the bedroom of so many owned politicians and celebrities, Epstein's trail led deep into the CIA, Mossad, and ultimately Israel. Embarrassment for the Clintons was not the motive here.

 

[frozenrunner]

I now worry for Norm's safety.

"Well, it is finally official: murder is legal in the state of New York."

(Second considered post: "Jeffery Epstein committed suicide today while in police custody... or so the Clintons would have us believe."

 

[Faket0Fake]

Suppose that's convenient for the people he may have given evidence against. People would expect somebody in his position to want to commit suicide if his reputation was ruined so it ties things up quite nicely. If he was on suicide watch either the people working in that prison are incompetent,it was just a complete accident and he planned out his suicide to make sure he dies before anyone can do anything. Or large amounts of money were moved so he can't name names in public. Heard stuff about British royal family names popping up and we know how they like to remove people before they become a problem for their reputation lol.

 

[roxitp0w3rwuzdabest420]

If there really is a group of powerful bad guys who killed him. I hope theirs a group of powerful good guys trying to stop these people. If their is I hope they planned for this.

 

[Optimus Prime]

How predictable. He wasn't going to survive general population prison and unlike Manafuck, he wasn't going to get special treatment for the government. The real question is if this is faked and he'll spend the rest of his life under a different identity in potentially a different country, but as pointed out before, his death means access to all that evidence just got a hell of a lot easier regardless if he himself sang like a canary to back it all up.

It's a cover-up the rules don't matter. It's all going to get destroyed or end up "misfiled" somewhere and disappear.

I highly doubt this. You just do not drop a pedophile investigation of this magnitude. This is a golden opportunity for some people in law enforcement to make themselves big players by taking down powerful people on non-financial crimes.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Clown World and it comes with a whole new set of rules

It's not "Where there is smoke, there is fire" but where there is smoke, there is a pedo.

 

[Traveler]

I don't see why it's so implausible that he just killed himself. First there are the documents that name several of his sick kidfucking cronies. He doesn't need to sing like a bird: He already wrote the fucking symphony. Second, he was going to spend the rest of his life behind bars. Too much evidence for his friends in high places to make this all go away and a slap on the wrist would make the general public very suspicious. He probably hung himself because the jig was up, and there was no escape this time. You all know what they do to kidfuckers in prison and it's not pretty. Jeff offed himself, and we're about to see a lot of indictments.

The problem doesn't lie within a lack of motivation to kill himself, it lies with with the lack of supervision to prevent him from doing so, considering he tried once and they thought was gonna try again, it seems very interesting how they would just let him off himself

 

[indianshedevil]

Looks like he's a goner for good like the other pedos in history.

 

[Lemmingwise]

More from the glowniggers at 8chan:



Since it's kinda hard to read: it's someone who knew the story ahead of the news and comments on some of the suspicious details at the hospital, which makes it look like he was swapped out.

Of course that doesn't rule out shitposting or fedposting.

 

[Mediocre]

Jeffrey Epstein just couldn't take the guilt of raping those children all by himself so he commited sucide!

Case closed, goy.

 

[break these cuffs]

I don't see why it's so implausible that he just killed himself.

It isn't. It's just that other theories are also plausible. The fact CIA Niggers got him one sweet deal doesn't preclude him from getting another one. What if he was an asset for the last decade after they got him off the hook? He isn't go to be allowed to go down.

 

[Chicken Picnic]

Avicii went emo and became an hero on 4/20 last year; he hadn't been suspected of criminal wrongdoing like Epstein.

well yeah i know he killed himself, it was more the relation to evidence of child exploitation i was having a wtf over

 

[Belle Ariel]

How very convenient.

Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew must be very relieved right now, as well as others.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

I can't even fathom the low IQ required to celebrate this

Sleazeball faggot has escaped justice and his secrets die with him

He literally had dictionary-thick binders full of names and dates. His secrets were backed up, no doubt in case any of his targets had the smart idea of trying to murk him.

That's assuming the Clintons and CIA dont have a lot of overlap. I'm sure it wasn't them personally but probably others involved with the Judeo overclass who were suffering from all of the bad publicity. Besides into the bedroom of so many owned politicians and celebrities, Epstein's trail led deep into the CIA, Mossad, and ultimately Israel. Embarrassment for the Clintons was not the motive here.

Ah, yes, the thought-terminating cliche of every conspiracy: "Jews did it". How? Don't matter, Jews did it. Jews run the world. How? Why? Don't matter, Jews did it. It's like how Communists plug in "and then a miracle occurs" when asked to explain how overthrowing the current ruling class will magically lead to Utopia in 5 years.
Mossad's good at blowing people up in public, but I doubt they can run against the CIA on their own turf.
As for the Clintons, they don't have enough political gas to tell the CIA to kill the goose with the golden eggs. No one does.

 

[Gangster Talk]

I don't see why it's so implausible that he just killed himself. First there are the documents that name several of his sick kidfucking cronies. He doesn't need to sing like a bird: He already wrote the fucking symphony. Second, he was going to spend the rest of his life behind bars. Too much evidence for his friends in high places to make this all go away and a slap on the wrist would make the general public very suspicious. He probably hung himself because the jig was up, and there was no escape this time. You all know what they do to kidfuckers in prison and it's not pretty. Jeff offed himself, and we're about to see a lot of indictments.

Well, for one thing, it should have been pretty fucking hard for him to kill himself, considering he was already on suicide watch and forced to wear the turtle suit specifically engineered to make it impossible for someone to hang themselves.

I don't think it's outside of the realm of possibility, but imo it's honestly almost more likely that the guy with extremely incriminating evidence on some of the richest and most powerful people in the world did get D'Angelo Barksdale'd