Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide - Matt Groening got him

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is dead, law enforcement sources said Saturday.

A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. The ambulance went to New York Downtown Hospital.

Jeffrey Epstein dead in apparent suicide

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein died overnight in an apparent suicide, federal officials said Saturday. Epstein, 66, was found unresponsive in his cell in the Special Housing Unit of Manhattan …

nypost.com

 

[Darndirty]

Couldn't they have been a little more subtle and gone for gold on the first try? Everyone knew it would happen again sooner or later. There are much cleaner, quieter, more believable ways they could have done it. At his age and in his situation, a heart attack would have been very believable.

If the news this morning was he was found dead of a heart attack in his cell, everyone would still be saying the same thing. If i was facing 40 years as a sex offender in prison id kill myself too. I dont find suicide that surprising.


Not that im saying it would be unbelievable that someone got to him either.

 

[scobra666]

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Omg Tim pool is saying this is not suicide

he actually says its most likely suicide

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Incoming DDOS is from Hillary's "email server"


That's hilarious, I hadn't even thought about all the secondary triggering. I wonder how many people on tumblr are getting butt-hurt because of tags somehow encouraging suicide ideation in vulnerable people or some similar nonsense...

I hope it works! The world could use less people who have a meltdown over a hashtag.

 

[break these cuffs]

Define "Jewish interests" and how they differ from Gentile ones.
And yeah, sure, Mossad are just so spooky and powerful they can infiltrate federal prisons, kill a man on suicide watch, buy off all of the guards with the Jew Gold they all wear around their necks, and exfiltrate, presumably in a falafel truck.
Mossad's specialty is blowing fuckers up and occasionally poisoning them. It's well-known in the intelligence community.
EDIT: CIA Niggers trying to slow this thread.
DOUBLE EDIT: If this was a foreign power trying to cover up for their masters, you'd think they'd go for something that's less blatantly a coverup.

>discounting blood magic
>laughs in moloch

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

This trending list is amazing

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I could probably find a way to kill myself, suicide watch or no. Unless they left me naked in a cell I could probably manage to ingest something and block my windpipe.

Devil's advocate aside, I almost didn't believe my eyes when I saw the article. This is just too predictable.

 

[zap2theextreme]

This is JFK for a new generation

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Jeffrey Epstein was a Human Rites activist. He performed many rites on humans in his pagan temple

Temple on Epstein's 'Pedophile Island' invites conspiracy theories

This week's sex trafficking charges against Epstein have renewed longstanding questions about his private Caribbean island, particularly about the temple erected there.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[A Logging Company]

Given the strictness of suicide watch of high profile people, I think we can say at the very least he was allowed to off himself.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Everyone knows it's the fucking Cli(&$@$;*&"

Suicide is preventable. If you're struggling reach out to someone who cares at 1-800-273-8255.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

Your Clinton sperging but failure to acknowledge his connections to the current president is so bizarre. That autis.m hyper focus amiright.

You're glowing, pal. Might not want to give yourself away so easily.

 

[DoctorJimmyRay]

it's weird, normally KF is ecstatic when a paedo dies

Normally they would, but too many people here have drunk the pizzagate koolaid for rational response. A billionaire realizing that there no amount of money, and no amount of names he could give will ever let him taste anything like freedom ever again wanting to off himself? That's several bridges too far for a lot of people.

 

[zap2theextreme]

Everyone knows it's the fucking Cli(&$@$;*&"

Suicide is preventable. If you're struggling reach out to someone who cares at 1-800-273-8255.

Call your pedophile billionaire loved ones. let them know they matter

 

[tehpope]

Why is #TrumpBodyCount trending? I saw someone say Barr is to blame for this. smh

 

[Orange//Net]

Do everyone else a favour and archive everything you think relevant, you never know what gets deleted and culled in big events like this. Particularly as it paints very powerful people in a negative light.

 

[Cloacan]

Define "Jewish interests" and how they differ from Gentile ones.
And yeah, sure, Mossad are just so spooky and powerful they can infiltrate federal prisons, kill a man on suicide watch, buy off all of the guards with the Jew Gold they all wear around their necks, and exfiltrate, presumably in a falafel truck.
Mossad's specialty is blowing fuckers up and occasionally poisoning them. It's well-known in the intelligence community.
EDIT: CIA Niggers trying to slow this thread.
DOUBLE EDIT: If this was a foreign power trying to cover up for their masters, you'd think they'd go for something that's less blatantly a coverup.

Pretend like people don't work together, pretend that people don't conspire. Pretend you don't know what I mean what I say 'jewish interests. Pretend that Mossad are just unintelligent savages without any rigid organizational structure; pretend they are just powerful dims with explosives; pretend that they don't 69 with the CIA as a matter of routine. Pretend that cabals of billionaires, of which the Clintons are part of, don't wield tremendous power. Pretend that a prisoner cannot be touched by those incredibly powerful elements.

Your juvenile sarcastic attempt at deflecting is pathetic.

Do everyone else a favour and archive everything you think relevant, you never know what gets deleted and culled in big events like this. Particularly as it paints very powerful people in a negative light.

I wonder if 8ch archives will survive if they get a revival? There was a lot of valuable info in threads on this topic.

 

[Lemmingwise]

Even if he didn't commit suicide/get murdered by the Clintons, he probably would have been murdered by one of his cellmates given the nature of his crimes.

You know, some of those people get to live on undisclosed islands near Japan.

https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/11508

 

[Traveler]

Normally they would, but too many people here have drunk the pizzagate koolaid for rational response. A billionaire realizing that there no amount of money, and no amount of names he could give will ever let him taste anything like freedom ever again wanting to off himself? That's several bridges too far for a lot of people.

What do you think about suicide watch not doing a good job?

 

[Smarty Pants]

You're glowing, pal. Might not want to give yourself away so easily.

I mean Clinton was definitely pedophile-er than Trump, but Orange Man clearly knew what Epstein was up to.

Normally they would, but too many people here have drunk the pizzagate koolaid for rational response. A billionaire realizing that there no amount of money, and no amount of names he could give will ever let him taste anything like freedom ever again wanting to off himself? That's several bridges too far for a lot of people.

Literally nobody is talking about Pizzagate. The mainstream media is talking about how Epstein ran an extortion op on very wealthy and very powerful people. There are clear motives for people to either kill him or let him suicide himself to death.

Apparently even Jared Holt isn't dumb enough to pretend there isn't a conspiracy going on.

 

[RogerSpanderbilt]

Do you guys think the Subway nigga was in on this shit?