Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide - Matt Groening got him

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is dead, law enforcement sources said Saturday.

A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. The ambulance went to New York Downtown Hospital.

Jeffrey Epstein dead in apparent suicide

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein died overnight in an apparent suicide, federal officials said Saturday. Epstein, 66, was found unresponsive in his cell in the Special Housing Unit of Manhattan …

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[Jmz_33]

 

[KingCoelacanth]

lol, I guarantee if there was even any chance they could possibly pin this on DRUMPF, all of the (((news))) articles would not be asserting that this was a "suicide."

Well its still breaking news.
They'll need a couple hours to collect themselves and get some 'speculation' going

 

[dreamworks face]

Yeah if he was on suicide watch--and since all of these "he was placed off of suicide watch" stories are all still anonymously-sourced reporting so I don't believe them yet-- and he still managed to actually commit suicide, that alone is a massive scandal all by itself. That should absolutely never be allowed to happen. Even if you exclude all of the conspiracies hurling around at a thousand miles per hour right now, explaining how someone as high-profile as Jeffrey Epstein managed to kill himself with nothing but a turtle suit and 24/7 observation is something that absolutely needs to be explained.

You have a suicidal dude who has dirt/relations to the Clintons, Prince Andrew and a bunch of other British royalty, Al Gore, Trump, Harvard University, CEO Les Wexner, former secretary of labor Alexander Acousta, Matt Groening, Chris Tucker and Kevin Spacey, and millions of anonymous internet posters. Who didn't want this dude dead?

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

I say Hillary did this.

I feel bittersweet. While he got punished because of his crimes (even if he did the punishment himself) and no more victims would be by his hand, this 'suicide' feels that this is a coverup. Also, was he not supposed to be on suicide watch?

 

[Rei is shit]

Anon on 4chin with the larp of the year

 

[break these cuffs]

Imagine being proud of believing the official story in regards to Seth Rich.

There had been tons of robberies in Rich's neighborhood in the weeks leading up to his. The only difference is that in his robbery he was shot twice in the back and didn't have anything stolen. What the fuck is so suspicious about that?

 

[verissimus]

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[PantsFreeZone]

Well done, Sam.

 

[mindlessobserver]

No no, it makes perfect sense guys! First he taken off suicide watch. Then, the cameras in the prison malfunctioned, and Epstein who would clearly know this, seized the opportunity to choke himself to death with a bed sheet. Now move along and stop asking questions.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

camera (((malfunction)))

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My shock has never been so imagined.

 

[It's HK-47]

That was fast.

 

[DerpDerpGee]

Nah... It was himself after the announcement of his proposed trial.

 

[AnOminous]

The icons for post ratings changed at exactly the same time as Epstein's fake "suicide."

Coincidence?

 

[Smarty Pants]

No no, it makes perfect sense guys! First he taken off suicide watch. Then, the cameras in the prison malfunctioned, and Epstein who would clearly know this, seized the opportunity to choke himself to death with a bed sheet. Now move along and stop asking questions.

I think that the fact that this whole story is so sloppy is a testimony to how much shit Epstein had and how desperate people were for him to die.

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

By the way, I find funny that others noticed that there was a mass shooting (or two) before Jeffrey died.
*holds a hand out* Is this a 'cover up'?

 

[Janny Jewsh]

My shock has never been so imagined.

quite the interesting avatar u got there pal

 

[Offen Ded Tardreee]

I’m going to leave this archive link here for anyone wanting to read through that pol thread announcing the Epstein “suicide” before the media. http://archive.is/VrBwN
Interesting read

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Because the nigger upthread going on about how Jews control everything and Mossad just waltzed into Epstein's cell, shot him, and walked away without any consequence (presumably because muh ZOG) have me pissed off. That's who I was talking to before you came in.

These arguments remind me of this, from back when ED was funny (about 2005, IIRC)

Reddit - Encyclopedia Dramatica

encyclopediadramatica.rs

Redditor 1: The Kikes control the media and Hitler was right to try and exterminate the bastards.
Redditor 2: Eh... you're being an anti-semite!
Redditor 3: Hating Israel does not make you an anti-semite.
Redditor 2: What? I never said it did?! He was talking about the Jews being kikes and Hitler being right!
Redditor 4: Nice try, Mossad.
Redditor 2: The fuck?
Redditor 3: Hit the road Zionist shill.

 

[PantsFreeZone]

In a shocking "twist", Jeffrey Epstein's estate is leaving his entire fortune to the Clinton Foundation.

Uh-mazin'.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

Why is #TrumpBodyCount trending? I saw someone say Barr is to blame for this. smh

ShareBlue's NPC network are spamming any big name conservatives with "OH YEAH TRUMP KILLED HIM BECAUSE HE WAS GOOD BUDDIES WITH TRUMP!!!111one"

They're VERY afraid this is going to redpill people. And it's amazing to watch because basically everyone on both sides of the isle admits he was either killed or just accidentally allowed to kill himself.