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Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. said:
The moral of this story is a dire one, so to tell,
He poked the Null, claimed "for the lulz", but in his hubris fell,
For in the bottle, found a cat, to threaten there with death,
And learned the way the Kiwi gays will chase with bated breath.

Cause you can fool the Mounties, and you can bark and sass,
But cow in thread? You're fucking dead,
Them spergs will get your ass.
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I took your work and made a few edits so it fits to the tune of One Tin Soldier. I might actually try to record this.
Listen Kiwis to a story that was posted long ago.
Bout a province to the North and a sad little odd fellow.
For this fellow had a fetish which involved his cock and balls
and he swore that girls would shave his pubic hair, taint, and all.

Cause you can fool the Mounties and you can bark and sass.
But try and troll the kiwis, the spergs will get your ass.
There won't be Activists cheering, come the judgement day.
On the bloody morning after... one used tampon rolls away.

So this fellow wore a wig, and said that he was now a girl.
He'd sue the women who refused, like a freakish, evil, fiendish churl.
He thought that he could not be stopped and he would always get his way.
'Til he struck some foreigner with falsely filed DMCA.

Cause you can fool the Mounties and you can bark and sass.
But try and troll the kiwis, the spergs will get your ass.
There won't be Activists cheering, come the judgement day.
On the bloody morning after... one used tampon rolls away.

The moral of this story is quite dire, so to tell,
He poked the Null, claimed "for the lulz", but in his hubris he harshly fell,
For in the bottle, found a cat, to threaten there with calls for death,
And learned the way the Kiwi gays will chase a cow with bated breath.

Cause you can fool the Mounties and you can bark and sass.
But try and troll the kiwis, the spergs will get your ass.
There won't be Activists cheering, come the judgement day.
On the bloody morning after... one used tampon rolls away.
 
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Excision & Downlink - "Robo Kitty" [Official Upload]

Excision & Downlink's "Robo Kitty" is track 7 from the new Excision album, Codename X, available now! https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/codename-x/id96227922...
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I've been messing around with making some kind of Top Ten Miriam Fight Scenes AMV with this song. I'm useless with VEGAS though and it seems like there's more epic fight videos dropping daily right now.
 
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[Sung to the tune of "Tip Toe Through the Tulips]

Tiptoe through the bathroom,
By the tampons, that is where I'll be.
Come tiptoe in the tampons with me.
Knee deep in hygiene we'll lay,
I'll keep the parents away,
And if I insert one in the bathroom, in the moonlight
Will you put a pad on me
And tiptoe in the tampons with me?
Oh, tiptoe to the bathroom,
By the dispenser, just you and me.
And tiptoe in the tampons with me
Knee deep in pussies I'll stay.
 
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Ooooh Babe Ooooh Babe Ooooh Babe
Of course Mama's gonna help wax your balls.
 
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This is the first verse and chorus of "The Devil Wears a Suit and Tie" by Colter Wall. My first go at this.

Well Mounties, Mounties, please come quick
'Cause I got something to present
I met a she-man out near my Strat
In our good O' Can’
He drove a Walmart-issue scooty puff and wore a MuuMuu on his hips

Don't you know the devil has a tiara and taser
I saw him ripping through Langley like a brand new Razor
White as a tampon tip and a half-breed Kike
I heard ‘em meowing as he passed me by
 
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I know you
I know you've seen him
He's a fat potato
He's creepy and a pedo
Walking down the street
Does his mother beat him?
He's a fake woman-child
He wants preteen concubines

He likes tampons
And the OB strings (and the OB strings)
Have you seen him scoot around?
The nonce with eyeliner

He hates dykes
He's his own male agent
It's all too much, the pressure
He's making posed cheesecake
Which beautician should he sue?
Cop or lawyer up? (you faker)
How can he convince them? (fake them)
To share toilet tissue, yeah

He likes tampons
Ones with OB strings (ones with OB strings)
We all invent ourselves
And, uh, you know him

He's a fat potato
He's creepy and a pedo
He's his own invention (he's his own invention)
That gets you in the throat
What can he make himself be?
Life is strange, yeah (life is strange)
What can he make himself be? (fake her)
To redefine?

He likes tampons
And watching for strings (and watching for strings)
He's the trans dividing line
The nonce with eyeliner

He likes tampons
You know him (yeah, you know him)
He looks just like Frankenstein
the nonce with eyeliner

He likes tampons
Can he touch your string (can he touch your string?)
Won't someone please draw the line
The nonce with eyeliner
 
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