🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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while the quality of ralph's streams have generally been better this past week there is still a co-host shaped hole that he needs to fill. randbot is such an annoying, boring boomer it's no wonder ralph is always snapping at him but i doubt he will stop bringing rand on until he finds a new co-host
 
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fashydumpling said:
while the quality of ralph's streams have generally been better this past week there is still a co-host shaped hole that he needs to fill. randbot is such an annoying, boring boomer it's no wonder ralph is always snapping at him but i doubt he will stop bringing rand on until he finds a new co-host
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Randbot is just a bogan who probably abuses his kid since he neglects it already by spending his time with Caesar, so i'm glad he has fucked off.
 
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Fully Eshay Skits Bruh said:
he has fucked off
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....rand fucked off? please let this be true. he was on for like all of last nights stream with the comicsgate goy and he seemed to be treading more carefully than usual (as in actually waiting for people to finish their sentence before blurting out some unfunny cringe shit)
he could definitely tell ralph was getting frustrated, i wouldn't be surprised if ralph told him off for talking over everyone and generally being annoying after the other nights stream
 
fashydumpling said:
while the quality of ralph's streams have generally been better this past week there is still a co-host shaped hole that he needs to fill. randbot is such an annoying, boring boomer it's no wonder ralph is always snapping at him but i doubt he will stop bringing rand on until he finds a new co-host
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Is he even in the market for a full-time cohost? It looked like he wanted to have Palmer Eldritch fill the slot at one point but that didn't pan out for whatever reason. @Flamenco would you happen to know? It sounds like fashy here might want to apply.
 
Tuning in for Dick and Dame but Nick and Null are on in 15 minutes... Gonna stick with Dick

Edit: This stream is great so far
 
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Fully Eshay Skits Bruh said:
Randbot is just a bogan who probably abuses his kid since he neglects it already by spending his time with Caesar, so i'm glad he has fucked off.
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He's on the show right now so I don't know what makes you say he's fucked off. I wish he did though. I tuned out just because I couldn't bare his immature, loud, low IQ interventions.
 
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Ralph is still paying for Warski's phone plan and has to wrangle him at least once a month to try getting his payment like a scorned ex-wife trying to fish child support from her baby daddy :story:

We also have another golden sperg-out from Ralph after Quarterpounder referenced his propensity to treat trash cans like a McDonald's drive-thru. I'll admit, if it weren't for Rand this show would be pretty great. I've been desperate for a nightly show that isn't 4 hours of weeb lawsuit shit and if Ralph could just dump Rand's sputtering, screaming ass like a hot bag of boulders I'd be happy to start listening regularly again.
 
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fashydumpling said:
Lmao ralph muted rand several times during the stream and when ralph realised that rand was able to unmute himself ralph revoked his discord privileges ahahah
Why even have rand on he talks way too much and ruins every stream he is on tbh
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Who do you have on as a stand in co-host when nobody else wants anything to do with helping you run your show anymore? beggars can't be choosers here.
 
At this point I’m pretty much just paying attention to Pool, and Sargon shit. So Ralph’s shenanigans have flown under my radar. But I heard that he begged Jim to come on over the bouldergate anniversary which is just pathetic.

He’s never coming back Walph.
And neither are your patrons.
 
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At this point I’m pretty much just paying attention to Pool, and Sargon shit. So Ralph’s shenanigans have flown under my radar. But I heard that he begged Jim to come on over the bouldergate anniversary which is just pathetic.

He’s never coming back Walph.
And neither are your patrons.
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I think the real question is how will you get your content to post if Cow is gone?
 
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Who do you have on as a stand in co-host when nobody else wants anything to do with helping you run your show anymore? beggars can't be choosers here.
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I listened to two comfy Killstreams this week - the Dawson one and the Anglin one. Ethan didn't have a co-host on either of them and they were great.

I don't think "beggars can't be choosers" applies here. It's like saying "I don't have any topping for my nachos so I might as well pour some diarrhea on".

Rand should just fuck off. I'm not annoyed that he's a far-right neo-nazi, it's just that he's an unfunny alcoholic that parrots TRS talking points without even really understanding them. He is the leftist stereotype of "you just want to blame someone for your problems".
 
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Special edition of the Killstream /w Ryan Dawson coming to you live in a few minutes:
https://dlive.tv/theralphretort

I hope this doesn't suck. @theralph don't make it suck. Keep rand out of it.

EDIT: Of course he let the low IQ wignat on to talk to a geopolitical analyst about the j00z running Netflix. You're a fat faggot Ethan.

EDIT2: Even Ryan went like "Jesus..." at Rand's cringe. Why the fuck does he let him on when he has quality guests on? HE KNOWS that he has to tard wrangle him every 2 minutes.

EDIT3: Ryan left and it was obviously because he couldn't stand Rand's long-winded soliloquies about nothing.
 
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Thank god people are finally noticing Rand makes every show signifcantly worse. I cant stand listening to Ralph chastise him every 10 minutes, breaking up the flow of the interview/video/whatever. I havent seen one guest react positively to Rand either.

Rand is the alcoholic friend that gets you kicked out of every event you go to. Strangers may think it's endearing in passing, but no one wants to be around him regularly. I'm surprised Ralph can handle it now that he's sober.
 
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Even Ethan has just found himself snapping at Rand. "if you interrupt me again, I'm gonna fucking kick you."

Dude sounds like the cunt at the pub who people are kind to out of pure pity. Rand, that is.
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Can you give me a sauce on that? I'm actually curious as to how bad he is. I'm watching the most recent one, but can't seem to find that part.


And to be honest Ralph himself is pretty fucking bad honestly. Maybe just his laugh, it's a DSP tier cackle.
 
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