Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide - Matt Groening got him

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is dead, law enforcement sources said Saturday.

A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. The ambulance went to New York Downtown Hospital.

Jeffrey Epstein dead in apparent suicide

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein died overnight in an apparent suicide, federal officials said Saturday. Epstein, 66, was found unresponsive in his cell in the Special Housing Unit of Manhattan …

nypost.com

 

[break these cuffs]

My favorite part of this shenanigans are the comparison photos of Epstein's side profile and the Epstein on the gurney. Now, this being the Internet, facial features aren't exactly hard to fuck around with, but real or not, it's going to keep me laughing.

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Someone posted a gif which flashed his face on the corpse. Yeah, those aren't the same dude. The nose, hairline, and ears don't match at all.

I don't think alphabets did it, dyslexic.

Then you're a fool.

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

Spotlight turns on Jeffrey Epstein's British socialite 'fixer' Ghislaine Maxwell after his suicide - but will she be prosecuted?

• Jeffrey Epstein was found dead in his jail cell on Saturday, meaning he will not face trial but his accusers want authorities to go after his alleged associates
• His confidant and former girlfriend Ghislaine Maxwell is accused of procuring girls to have sex with Epstein, who was facing charges of sex trafficking
• Actress Mia Farrow said after his death that Maxwell 'knows everything Epstein'

Spotlight turns on Jeffrey Epstein's 'fixer' Ghislaine Maxwell

Jeffrey Epstein's death means his accusers can never bring him to justice in the courts, but the spotlight may now turn on his ex-girlfriend Ghislaine Maxwell (pictured right, with Epstein left).

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[frozenrunner]

Anyone who has done more than 2 minutes of research into Epstein knows that he was running this operation for Israeli intelligence and that that is the reason why he was given a slap on the wrist a decade ago.

Link to some evidence?

The value of a well-placed creep like Epstein to any intelligence service is obvious to me, but I want to see evidence connecting dots.

 

[Nobunaga]

Fucking called it

 

[Secret Asshole]

I found a news outlet who got an interview with the perpetrator:

Agent 47 Finds Manhattan Jail Mission Weirdly Easy

During his mission to kill and silence noted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein before he could testify, Agent 47 was taken aback by how easy the assassination was.

thehardtimes.net

A choice quote:

“I spent days studying the layout of the prison and devising various options that would make the target’s death look like suicide, factoring in guard routes, camera placement and potential witnesses,” Agent 47 continued. “I guess that was a total waste. Honestly, I probably could have just lit the guy on fire and they would have said it was a suicide.”

 

[Nobunaga]

I doubt the Clintons outright murder people. It makes more sense they leverage compromising intel against their targets and essentially force them to commit suicide.

But what intel could they have had on Epstein that was more compromising than what is already known?


Just kidding. Epstein is an intelligence asset and this "suicide" is how they extracted him.

50 bucks that they pulled a mgs 5, just extract him and say he died or something lmao

 

[Shiggy Diggster]

Here's a thought. What if it was a suicide? If he had just barely survived an assassination attempt a week earlier, wouldn't he be raising holy hell about it and begging for 24/7 surveillance? Intentionally fail the psych checks to keep eyes on him? No, instead he stayed on his very best not-a-suicide-risk behavior just long enough to try it again.

 

[PN 801]

$10000 is really cheap. That's like coffee money for these people.

 

[It's HK-47]

I really wish that everyone could keep their heads on straight for this story and how it's going to progress from here, but I have the unshakable feeling that the entire Epstein story is going to be nothing but conspiratorial screaming from this day forwards for at least a few months straight.

 

[Traveler]

Link to some evidence?

The value of a well-placed creep like Epstein to any intelligence service is obvious to me, but I want to see evidence connecting dots.

Well there is this video

its pretty long but if you're interested in connecting dots this is probably the best

 

[break these cuffs]

$10000 is really cheap. That's like coffee money for these people.

Not even. It's money they'd burn in front of a hobo just to watch him cry.

 

[CWCissey]

Why is there no 'British Royal Family' option?

Epstein and Prince Andrew were really chummy after all...

 

[BigCountry]

I love how almost everyone online, regardless of political persuasion isnt buying this shit for a second.

I hope this shit doesnt get swept under the rug like the Panama papers leak. The true elites prove once again they are above the law

 

[Failure_Personified]

I wanna see the fuckin' body, a man that looked like this nigga ain't good enough.

Where's MY FUCKIN' AUTOPSY!

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

See, this kind of stuff is why Alex Jones has people who believe him.
Like, 95% of the shit he says is insane garbage, but it's that 5% that gets people thinking.

 

[VooDew]

Really gets my noggin joggin.

 

[MyOtherNicknameIsAPun]

Whatever he managed to off himself or was whacked by his irritated friends the one thing that pisses me off, that he escaped this world without facing any justice and public scrutiny. With this everything will be out of public's consciousness in weeks, leaving the only people talking about it as easily dismissed as pizzagate-anons.

Nixon's limited hangout is a great tool for the powerful, let the blood a little and feed the beast of public opinion and see how easily it goes back to sleep.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

One less pedo in the world.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

I really wish that everyone could keep their heads on straight for this story and how it's going to progress from here, but I have the unshakable feeling that the entire Epstein story is going to be nothing but conspiratorial screaming from this day forwards for at least a few months straight.

Yeahhh they're still gonna slash prices in half, in spite of the Epstein raw deal.

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Really gets my noggin joggin.

You don't say! Say it ain't so Cap'n, say it ain't so!

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I like that his suicide was such an obvious lie that it spawned immediate meta-conspiracies. And these new conspiracies are still infinitely more believable than the suicide story.

According to the theory of Psychoceramics you need to make a Feynman path integral of all the conspiracies to find the truth.