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I remember the day Trump grabbed pussy on live TV, don't you?

I feel like sjws don't understand that people don't support Trump because he's a good person they support him because the political left has become so authoritarian and insufferable that even someone as awful as Trump seems like a reasonable alternative.
 
Trump is gonna take the high road about Epstein's "suicide," right?

Nope!
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we're never going to get such an entertaining president ever again, are we?

Keep it in perspective. Its entertaining to us because its happening now and you understand -you're living all the way around it. Jackson's campaign was a wild fucking ride, Teddy, McKinley's primary was full of amazing shit going on.
None of that matters now because its all gay an irrelevant. You have to [read tons of dry historical shit as without a solid grasp of theoretical physics what was going on in politics, the country, and the world, and with the major players, none of what was going on will make much sense beyond the obvious effects and results. The satire and sick burns will simply silently sail over your head. (Hell, they mostly sail over my head unless they've already pointed out.)

Future history books will have some re.tarded feminist saying how Trump was backed by pro-monarchists due to all the 40K memes.
"Why did the Democrats run a candidate who mishandled state secrets?" will be the question of a confused 7th grader in 2080.

"Dewey defeats Truman" was 75 years ago. Do you know fucking amazing that was? Of course not, you weren't alive to see it happen and you can only approximate it by watching the NYT top headline change as the electoral results rolled in. But I promise you that it was the toppest of all 1940's keks.

The major difference is the level of engagement. With Twitter, its now almost real time and completely unfiltered. It was always this entertaining to insiders - now everyone can play along and enjoy.

tl;dr:
Of course you will - Trump will be president forever. God Emperor will rule for the next 40 80 Millenia, ruling from the White Throne. Fear not Mutant nor Heretic lies.
 
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Please stop trying to shitpost at the Shitposting Family, you're only hurting yourselves.

What exactly did Armstrong think he was bragging about here anyway? "lol I'm a professional cyclist and when I saw an elderly man cycling for exercise I tooooooooooooooootally passed him and won a competition that only existed in my mind, I'm so fuckin' awesome, give me my gold medals and testicle back".
 
What exactly did Armstrong think he was bragging about here anyway? "lol I'm a professional cyclist and when I saw an elderly man cycling for exercise I tooooooooooooooootally passed him and won a competition that only existed in my mind, I'm so fuckin' awesome, give me my gold medals and testicle back".
I loved the one comment underneath Armstrong's that was like, "Yeah, so? You and Mike Pence still have the same number of Tour de France victories."
 
For real though, what the fuck do these people think Russia is like?

I would assume that they're referring to Putin repeatedly assassinating his political rivals. Which they treated with a sort of mild headshaking and chuckling a la "Oh Putin, you rascal" back when Obama was in office and thinking the Russians were a problem was something only wacky insane paranoid conservatards did.
 
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