Miriam might have assaulted The Rebel - The Yanivs vs. Donald Smith

I am still wondering why is Yaniv and the mother aren't in jail like they should be for any of this. At the same time, LGBTQ+ people shouldn't tolerate and condone this and Yaniv due to the toxicity that Yaniv brings onto the community. Yaniv is an embarrassment to the LGBTQ+ and always will be considered as such.
 
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Menstrual Champ said:
LOL Potato boy is still winded from scampering after his runaway Munchie stroller the other day.
That was the shittiest attempt at faking *pant* an asthma attack *pant* or whatever he was doing. *cough*
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What they teach you at PD dispatch school is to downgrade the "difficulty breathing" response if the person is talking to you. Since obviously they are breathing.

This is not an Code 3 emergency. If anything, it's a case of him forgetting to pick up his albuterol at Shoppers Drug Mart.
 
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Comments from the Facebook video Jon posted.
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Carolina001 said:
Comments from the Facebook video Jon posted.
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"[He] beat me up and my mom. I defended myself with my walking cane"

oh god.....I am actually screamlaughing in meatspace now.....jesus help me I cant breathe....

EDIT: Ok now that I am a bit less hysterical, im preeeetty sure this is the kind of false allegation that could get a nigger in trouble, especially if the incident was filmed. Like there aint much ambiguity in "he beat me and my mom up"

Either way Im hitting the hay now. I hope yall enjoy whatever new batshit hilarity inevitably comes to this forum whenever I log off for more than ten minutes
 
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So it turns out that assaulting every reporter who asks your son a question is a bad idea and one of them works for an outfit who'll press charges. Who'd have thought it...

Judge Holden said:
Ya know the more I think about things, the more the whole Yaniv situation reminds me of like an autistic ween's caricature of the Chris Chan mythos sans sonichu, Its like all the obnoxious and repugnant things about Chris have been injected with raw methamphetamine and amped up to a thousand, and then given a mainstream media spotlight as he rapidly burns up
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In drug terms Chris Chan is raw coca leaves chewed slowly while performing menial work and Yaniv is pure free base cocaine vaped via a mask while in gun fight to death with a SWAT team.
 
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Chicken Picnic said:
The farms this time last month: Yaniv doesn't need his own forum, he doesn't do enough
Yaniv: hold my wheelie trolley

:story: this is truly the best timeline, maybe I'll stay up for a good laugh tonight
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Yup. I remember my making the case in May that Jon had in fact achieved MISS LOLCOW 2018 in January before the repeated TOL sperging, before Miss BC, before Devyn's hand-slap, before the Saxenda suicide scares. And nah, so much negative reactions saying "this cow does not produce enough" from the long-timers with 200+ point assholes. Erm wait...
 
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Spooniest spoon said:
By hit and run is he referring to him standing in front of the car and the reporter slowly edging forward until he moved out of the way?

I hope this shitfest never ends. It's too funny. :story:
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I think he is referring to when the reporter "broke" his car and left that cat turd and ikea screw behind. That was some serious damage
 
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Gustav Schuchardt said:
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I am laughing my ass off about having to say this but there are so many goddamned "reporter assault" videos that were getting confused. This was the yesterday assault. We're actually looking for the video from today when Jonathan claims he was assaulted by another Rebel Media reporter. Surely Rebel Media doesn't go near him without a video camera at this point. It's gold every time.
 
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Munchma Quchi said:
Thank you but there's a separate incident now taking place in the parking lot after a massage appointment while Yaniv has a cane and is wearing a garish sweater with flowers apliqued on it. Yaniv posted a Facebook live video 20 minutes ago.
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The incident prior seems to be what Keenan might be filing. In the latter vid, Jess refers to the reporter as "David" and it is raining.

The Keenan video shows Miriam assaulting him, him warning her not to do that again, trying to leave and then having both Jess and Mom block his way.
 
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