🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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I've been saying Rand is an unfunny retard since the beginning. The only appeal he ever had was "haha he's got a strong Australian accent" but, as an Australian, that brought no entertainment value to me so all I ever heard were his borderline schizophrenic ramblings. Unironically wouldn't be shocked if he made a real life Killstream, if you catch my drift.
 
I'm like 10 minutes into this Boulderversary episode and Rand has screamed literally every single thing he's said and that's with his fucking volume way louder than any of the other folks on the show. Doesn't help that he interjected about every 10 seconds either. God, what an annoying asshole.
 
I've been saying Rand is an unfunny exceptional individual since the beginning. The only appeal he ever had was "haha he's got a strong Australian accent" but, as an Australian, that brought no entertainment value to me so all I ever heard were his borderline schizophrenic ramblings. Unironically wouldn't be shocked if he made a real life Killstream, if you catch my drift.
Don't worry Rand is too exceptional to have any appeal even if you aren't Australian. Already stopped listening to the Killstream but it was shocking to hear Ralph upgraded him from caller to cohost. That just screamed desperation on Ralph's part.
 
Ralphs redemption arc begining?
Probably at least his show will pick up in relevancy again, it's just a matter of time before he finds some drama to jump on early enough to blow his show up behind it again. But the fact that he brought Rand on to shit up his bonus stream proves that the same problems still hound him, namely being loyal to a fault. Rand was willing to cohost in Ralph's darkest moments, just like Warski was willing to shout Ralph's show out back when he was unknown, so he sticks by Rand like he did with Warski no matter what. You can expect his next peak to be followed by some IRL streams of Ralph and Rand drinking with the abbos in NT, Australia and the cycle will continue.
 
I aborted the retort a long time ago, sad to hear Rands wanked out. He was amusing for a while on the show, I guess he was just 1 note.
 
Ralphs redemption arc begining?
eh. His patreon has ticked up slight bit. I think people still want a variety show I guess. Maybe Ralph didn't handle the drama well, but he did at least handle it unlike a certain boulder aficionado who avoided the subject like the plague and eventually uploaded a shity apology to Tumblr.

I could see his show slowly ticking back up to a certain level, but the barrier of no youtube will kneecap the shows growth entirely. He will have to take some pages out of the DSP playbook to milk his remaining fans for additional bucks to make up for the revenue loss.

I've stopped watching entirely. If Tea Clips posts a bit, ill watch that, but I've moved on to other content. Watching the 20 something small "Istandwithvic" youtube channels duke it out over who is the king of the under 2k view shit pile is more hilarious to me. Kind of like GG in a way with the large channels eclipsing them and making it impossible for them to grow while being too afraid to openly shit on the low effort of the larger channels for fear of killing their own channel through fan backlash.
 
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Rand should just fuck off. I'm not annoyed that he's a far-right neo-nazi, it's just that he's an unfunny alcoholic that parrots TRS talking points without even really understanding them. He is the leftist stereotype of "you just want to blame someone for your problems".

Agreed. After listening to rand shit out of his mouth all over what could have been a week of above average Killstreams, I am wondering why he hasn't gotten himself doxed or has a thread here yet

He's obviously too drunk a lot of the time to maintain any degree of opsec and he's clearly got a gift for angering people and making enemies.

The one thing he's been doing lately that is entertaining is being too dumb or drunk to grasp what people are getting at when they accuse him of being banned from 129 or whatever services/discords/twitter accounts... but that joke can be made without him there
 
Are any of the recent streams worth a listen, and more importantly mirrored on youtube? I refuse to use DLive.
 
now that /cow/ is gone, ive been missing out on gunt and co.'s developments since the miami trip... can anyone help a nigga out with a quick rundown as to where we're at? inb4 read the thread but im not trying to read 300 pages of forum posts

thx
 
I would think about tuning in to TRR again if I saw that Ralph kicked Rand out. A lot of us have been saying it for months. Rand was only good in short bursts. Putting him on the show for more than 4 minutes at a time is like loading a revolver for Russian Roulette 5 times. You just made the possibility of the show being bad (or per the example, getting shot) 5 times more likely. How does a Bogan manage to be so drunk in the morning, too. He's not on the same time frame as Ralph, and I'd imagine he should be sober, or working around that time.
 
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Is he even in the market for a full-time cohost? It looked like he wanted to have Palmer Eldritch fill the slot at one point but that didn't pan out for whatever reason. @Flamenco would you happen to know? It sounds like fashy here might want to apply.

Not sure. Be a regular caller and ingratiate yourself I guess? I focused on doing my own shit too, but there was never any direct application or anything.
 
Ethan Ralph has just enough dumbass redneck in him to keep Rand on out of spite for Kiwi Farms not liking him. Ethan couldn't see that he had a comeback going and Rand screeching everytime anyone breathes in is frustrating as fuck.

I unironically wanted to listen to that bonus stream but had to turn it off.

Ethan knows openly hating the people who watch and listen to you is a quick death, so he will keep Rand even though he ruins the show and bleed his own pockets dry out of spite.

Rand hasn't recovered his composure since that bisexual anarcho-syndicalist made him look like a dumbass a few months ago.
 
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