Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

[semiurge]

There's a reason why I said what I said.



That's nothing compared to the nonsense info teasing, though. If he had no intention of dropping the receipts he says he has, then there was no purpose in mentioning that he had info in the first place.



That makes no sense. If we assumed the worst and the reveal is congruous with what we already assumed, we were already braced.

This is fair, probably shouldn't have posted anything if I wasn't going to attach relevant info. You can feel free to believe or disbelieve as you see fit. If people want status updates, I'm happy to provide, but if it seems like I'm just teasing or is just generally a nuisance without the logs attached I'll just chill.

If you already believe that Tyler's a narcissistic, manipulative asswipe, then yeah, no real bombshells incoming. Nothing you wouldn't already suspect. I'm just hoping it'll tank his patreon for good if it reaches enough of his less-savvy fans.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I'm just hoping it'll tank his patreon for good if it reaches enough of his less-savvy fans.

Why do you care?

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

If people want status updates, I'm happy to provide, but if it seems like I'm just teasing or is just generally a nuisance without the logs attached I'll just chill.

Okay then, ETA? Has she started recording? Feel free to ignore this one, but are you primarily a friend of hers or an enemy of Mumkey?

I also found it amusing how much he called Misa Amane from Death Note "waifu material" because of her loyalty to Light.
She's a very one-note character. Her only character trait is that she loves the protagonist unconditionally and does anything and everything he says.
That's it. Nothing interesting about her.

She also loved people who abused her and didn't love her back over the weird monster thing that clearly loved her but she took this love for granted - it even sacrificed its immortal existence to protect her. Is Mumkey Light or Rem in his own mind... or a bit of both?

lol the Virgin Rem vs the Chad Light

 

[变性黑鬼]

If you listened to the Killstream interview where Liu gets shredded to pieces by OJJ, repeatedly get called out for slander and actual harassment (instructing her orbiters to call his job and hunt him down to do violence), and you are still prepared to believe a single word that comes out of her lying, vindictive mouth, then I don't know what will bring you to your senses. This bitch always reacts to a breakup by turning on you, and trying to lure you back into her love/hate soap opera.

The best I'm hoping for is that she shows embarrassing screencaps confirming that Tyler likes having his nipples rubbed and that Sheep wouldn't do it for him, or something similar.

Debating whether to watch her video on mute so I can just purvey the "receipts" and save myself from listening to her grating voice, or with the audio on so I can make fun of her sHaKiNg aNd CrYiNg acting attempt.

 

[the_watcher]

God this is all so heartbreaking. That's a lot for beginner care compared to a cat and Tyler couldn't even be fucked to properly prepare for Blaze.
No way is he going to take proper care of Scorch or spend the time and money to ensure he's healthy.
And let's hope he doesn't let Scorch loose in the house and Blaze starts trying to play with him.



His edge is so sword sharp that his audience thought it was an act but no he really is this pathetic.
He said in one of his recent videos that he started wearing the monkey mask in his films in high school because he was so self conscious of his acne.
Dude lives under a microscope of his own insecurities and all that self loathing manifests in his edginess, Like other incels, he's angry at his own appearance--which he perceives to be worse than it is--and blames that for his lack of luck with women as "Tyler".
This gives him a scapegoat to not reflect on his personality and develop any self awareness.
But rich men and celebrities that are unattractive get laid all the time, so therefore the problem isn't his attractiveness or lack thereof it's that women are shallow, vapid creatures who only have interest in men if they are rich and/or physically attractive.
Classic incel logic, same as Elliot Rodger, further cemented by his own belief that "Mumkey can get laid but Tyler can't".

I also found it amusing how much he called Misa Amane from Death Note "waifu material" because of her loyalty to Light.
She's a very one-note character. Her only character trait is that she loves the protagonist unconditionally and does anything and everything he says.
That's it. Nothing interesting about her.
And just like Elliot, Tyler wants a 10/10 who will be his personal fucktoy and yet still love him for who he is since he can't love himself.
Unless he gets professional help and a good rehab plan he's going to use any drugs he can get his hands on at this point because he can't stand to be sober.

EDIT: Inb4 he starts bashing the haters for wanting to make sure Scorch is taken care of properly.

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Guess he mostly got his beardie to parade it around instead of genuinely being interested in the animal(duh).

The errors showcased so far aren't that alarming yet, as we haven't gotten a complete picture of diet/enclosure, but I wouldn't get my hopes up. The way he conducts himself right now, I wouldn't even trust him to not kill a tarantula or any other ultra low maintenance pet.

I'd even expect him to keep his dragon on green 'Repticarpet' which is basically just some bullshit american invention of
washable carpet in lieu of a real substrate. In reality these carpets (besides looking ugly) are huge bacteria sponges, as fecal matter (which ofc needs to be cleaned regulary) gets stuck in the filaments.

These are like the reptile version of 'tyrone buying 15 pitbulls for breeding project in compton'.

Also his beardie is small as hell, which is harder to care for, as diet/care mistakes will be much more severe in juveniles, leading to bone and organ deformities.

I see some parallels to Taylor Nicole Dean, another drug addicted animal hoarder (also a lolcow). I would expect more animals to come in the next months.

 

[semiurge]

Why do you care?

Simple schadenfreude.

Okay then, ETA? Has she started recording? Feel free to ignore this one, but are you primarily a friend of hers or an enemy of Mumkey?

Script is finalized, I know that much. Recording and editing will be in the next week hopefully. Release after that I assume?

And honestly good question. Not sure if I have an answer, or if there's much of a difference at this point.

 

[HM 935]

First, I misread your post and was like "I remember someone doing a summary, let's see if I can find it." I am an idiot.

Since that point on Page 99, going off memory and skipping through thread:

Spoiler: Summary to Now

- Liu goes on Ralph Retort. The dolphin laughing and smell of burger bites gets to Tyler.

- Mumkey goes silent for a while, leading some to speculate he may have taken an afternoon noose-nap.

- Uploads "She's Gone", which is essential viewing. He has dumped Liu, apparently by leaving her to the airport and then calling her to let her know he has cancelled the relationship. Also, he monetised the video lol.

- Amongst speculation that Fleurian, a dude who apparently helped make Binding of Isaac (automatic respect), will join "Is it Kino?" - he uploads one without Mumkey.

- EmpLemon, RustyCage, other people respond to "She's Gone" in positive manner.

- Uploads "I Was Forced to Make a Feminist Film..." which is continuation of his series on films he made while in high school.

- Null receives pictures of Liu the Kitty that made me almost scrape my eyes out (end of Pg112, viewer discretion is advised). Speculation as to whether she was born a man and transitioned take centre stage.

- More of Liu's dox and drawings are found.

- A joke post he made about him being paid for modelling sends some people reeeeing, others realise it was a joke.

- Mumkey announces he will be the next Wings of Redemption/DarkSydePhil. Null thinks he will be the next Maddox and changes prediction, thinks Mumkey will not kill himself to spite people on the Internet (probably spite Null himself.)

- He finds Wakanda. This doxes him further. We find out he lives in a trailer park, in a trailer. So much for that 4 bed house he bought. Full house address and pictures of outside are on Pg125 where some genius thinks to look up where Tyler Millard is registered to.

- Mumkey further turns on fans, calling them all 14 year-old Incels because they haven't met Liu the Kitty yet who promises to make them 14 year-olds who have fucked and regretted it.

- Assburger starts to return. He is due to go on The Dick Show (did this ever happen?)

- Mumkey holds livestream where he gives out his number to have people call in. Realises too late he should have just used Discord. I haven't watched this but there is a summary on Pg128. Admits to hating vagina but loving dicks and tits, would like his fans to send him dicks and tits.

- He eats a spicy pepper sweet for a video. Nobody cares except he makes a shitty version of Long Island Ice Tea which annoys Mumkey to this day.

- AssBurger and his girlfriend Jackie make video talking about the time Assburger got drunk and tried to eat her leg. This is, of course, all Mumkey's fault. Mumkey responds on Twitter saying he wishes he hadn't saved her and next time she should die.

- Releases Mumkey Treehouse Podcast for Patreons only (you can download it on Pg129) wherein he talks about the Assburger/Jackie situation, admits to hurting Blaze because he did no research on how cats work, and laments on his situation in general.

- Liu starts to snake her way back into the picture, interviewing everybody and posting around Tyler (same shit she did when they were together).

- Mumkey releases "Debunking Assburger's Girlfriend's Lies..." with a good summary of it being on Pg132 by Chiri. Basically they relapsed into drunkeness together, he tried biting her leg, strangling her, she hid in the bathroom and called Mumkey who called the cops to save her life. Of course, this makes it all Mumkey's fault. It is one of the few times where Mumkey appears to be in right and it is refreshing.

- Rusty Cage tweets he will do an exposed video on Mumkey at 1000 retweets. Then 2000. Then 3000. You get the joke, not a lot of people did at the time.

- Liu takes to every form of social media ever invented in order to post pictures and videos of her and Tyler together, "Remember the good times" sort of shit. She does 2 Q and A streams, summary of Q&A 2 on Pg135 by boku-chan but didn't see one for Q&A 1.

- Sheepover pops out of her hiding place to say Mumkey got a few things wrong with the video, see Pg135 and Pg136.

- Filler arc where Turkey Tom clickbaits people just to say he was inspired by Mumkey and hopes he climbs out of the drama-hole, Rusty and Mumkey "fight" on Twitter, Mumkey needs both hands to pour a shot from a bottle of Jameson, and back in the day Mumkey did Mother's Basement's content better than the original ass-wipe.

- Releases "DarkSydePhil is my Favourite Twitch Streamer" confirming he now wants to be a professional lolcow.

- Releases "Mumkey's Anime Reviews is my Favourite Internet Show", again shitting on his fans? I haven't seen it but posts indicate this.

- Tweets out a Big Brother acceptance speech as his own, reveals he did it like 5 minutes later - he tricked ya son.

- Liu will die with Tyler's necklace on. she will never wipe off her pearl necklace.

- Account summary post by a handsome Phoenix Pg141. It is all tumbling down still but not as quickly in some respects. YouTube is okay. probably due to the amount of content he has been producing as of late, all of which is filled with ads. Patreon is dropping a lot though, down 71-82 Patrons and $340-$390.

- Childhood videos found. Pg142. He was always an edgelord.

- Liu is going to #metoo Mumkey, her "truth" is coming soon. Pg142.

- Patreon exclusive video of him buying expensive stuff for his cat. Video stolen and uploaded early. Boring content, some think he is trying to go family-friendly for YouTube, others think he is a sped who has to prove he can afford "the most expensive cat toy on Amazon" and knows how to make a Long Island Iced Tea.

- He buys a lizard.

Think that is everything, let me know if I am missing anything. So much shit has happened lately.

Jesus Christ. Thanks man. I feel like i get whiplash with this thread sometimes. Cheers to more months of pure chaos

 

[Alan Naismith]

There's a lot of claims going on here with zero proof. Saying Mumkey is a drug addict is all well and good but where's your actual evidence beyond "well maybe he looks like he could be on a lot of drugs"? And now Liu is going to drop a bombshell that will totally ruin Mumkey guys, this isn't just more hollow drama cooked up by a desperate attention whore who realized this is the closest she'll ever get to celebrity. Come the fuck on.

This entire story from beginning to end has been nothing but 14 year olds and 20-somethings who act like they're 14, and the truth is 14 year olds don't generate interesting or juicy drama. The only interesting part of this whole thing has been watching Mumkey deal with his situation and criticism as poorly as possible, and mocking Liu for being a pedophile. A manipulative and histrionic pedophile who is trying to keep the spotlight on as long as possible.

 

[Somnius]

How long til it dies?
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I've had bearded dragons before. As far as reptiles go, they're quite easy to care for, but reptiles in general are a lot more high maintenance than cats, and this dumb motherfucker didn't even know he should get his cat fixed. I hope to be proven wrong, but I doubt this little lizard will last too long. And even if it does (lizards can be quite hardy), it will probably not live well.

 

[变性黑鬼]

Niggers update

 

[DemoniusCheX]

Listening at 2.0 speed is the only way to get through this. Rusty is senior Le Edge Lord and Emp is compassionate sperg.

 

[Slap47]

15:30 Kiwi shoutout.

Niggers update

Cut all friends out of life -> Complain about being abandoned

 

[padlizsan]

And just like Elliot, Tyler wants a 10/10 who will be his personal fucktoy and yet still love him for who he is since he can't love himself.

Keep in mind that he destroyed everything in his life for a 2/10 bottom of the barrel girl(?). He may have incel tendencies, but his standards are far under Elliot's.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Keep in mind that he destroyed everything in his life for a 2/10 bottom of the barrel girl(?). He may have incel tendencies, but his standards are far under Elliot's.

How sad is it when The Supreme Gentleman himself has better taste than you?

 

[Rotollo]

Slippin' Jimmy on Twitter

“@realRUSTYCAGE @SOTYcast My recommendation would be dont release it then”

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Twitter

archived 13 Aug 2019 03:05:39 UTC

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I'm thinking the rusty mumkey fued is starting to not just be a meme

Niggers update

Emp is taking criticism way too seriously, I love his videos but always surprised he doesn't realize that everyone will mock you on the internet.

 

[Guts]

Slippin' Jimmy on Twitter

“@realRUSTYCAGE @SOTYcast My recommendation would be dont release it then”

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Twitter

archived 13 Aug 2019 03:05:39 UTC

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I'm thinking the rusty mumkey fued is starting to not just be a meme

Emp is taking criticism way too seriously, I love his videos but always surprised he doesn't realize that everyone will mock you on the internet.

I think if anything Mumkey is the one starting to take it seriously. Because to Mumkey anything beyond blind support is being a haydur.

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

If I remember right the episode EmpLemon is annoyed about fan feedback on was the ProJared/James Charles/Boogie where they got basic facts wrong due to no research at all, ignored certain parts of all the stories, and were talking about a YouTuber who was caught cheating without addressing Mumkey. It was only SoTY episode I turned off. I mean, what do you expect? You do a bad episode, you're going to get shit on.

Funny thing is, I thought I commented on that video but it is gone. A lot of the scathing "Do your research!" comments are too. Did EmpLemon go on a deleting spree while reading these, removing comments he didn't like? From the way he is getting so annoyed at people calling them out, the possible deleting comments (literally a no-research theory, please take very lightly), his attitude of taking shit too seriously, and his tendency to steamroll over others talking, maybe he'll be the next lolcow from this particular group.

I'll go listen to the rest of this now.

 

[ReplicantWiggum]

Twitter

archived 13 Aug 2019 04:34:05 UTC

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Looks like Tyler is using the ‘Repticarpet’ @the_watcher

As for Tyler abusing drugs, personally I don’t see it as of now. If his twitter videos start to sound more ‘dopey’ then I can make the call but as of now, any speculation that he is a rabid drug abuser or LSD addict is just speculation.

I also seem to remember part of the reason he loved liu so much is because she was able to supply said LSD and weed pens through furry friends. Tyler seems like too much of an autist to find his own supply, and too much of a pussy to order shit ‘darkweb’. But that’s my unsolicited 2 cents.

 

[Jack Awful]

I unironically believe there is a good chance Mumkey is gay but doesn't want to admit it to himself.

It makes too much sense.

 

[Burning Fanatic]

Niggers update

Not gonna lie, I enjoyed Mumkey's overacting in this. Shame he'll unlikely do another collab with Internet Historian or anyone else for a while, if ever.