Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Sissy Galvez]

Living in a basement is the superior living situation
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“Below ground apartment” that just happens to be underneath a single-family home.

The space below a single-family home is called a basement, Blob.

 

[Flexo]

I am genuinely curious as to how Bob thinks his corn-syrup, flour and meat heavy diet would fare if those farmers just decided to stop shipping food to the East Coast.

Oh he's hinted at that before. Robots are going to operate hydroponic greenhouses in cities.

I am dead serious. Search this thread for "greenhouse" if you don't believe me.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Oh he's hinted at that before. Robots are going to operate hydroponic greenhouses in cities.

I am dead serious. Search this thread for "greenhouse" if you don't believe me.

Nigga cant even fight his obesity but claims to know how to handle food production in the US with robots.

Yeah ok

 

[MirrorNoir]

I am genuinely curious as to how Bob thinks his corn-syrup, flour and meat heavy diet would fare if those farmers just decided to stop shipping food to the East Coast.

they think they will get their fancy food imported from overseas

 

[Skelter Helter]

We also have other forms of anger and butthurt.
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The economically illiterate fatty who stumbled into a subsistence-level "job" talking about pop culture on YouTube and who lives in his parents' basement is the last person who should be saying shit like this.

Then again, maybe he's thinking, ""If I assert that people who live on the coasts are all doctors with six PhDs, maybe people will think that *I* have six PhDs, too!"

 

[Tactical Wizard]

So is anybody else disappointed that The Hunt isn't being released because Bob was apparently Jonesing for it but it appears to portray Trump Country Republicans in a sympathetic if not positive light? I don't think he knew what he was in for and we've been dicked out of a freak out on his part.

 

[instythot]

Oh he's hinted at that before. Robots are going to operate hydroponic greenhouses in cities.

I am dead serious. Search this thread for "greenhouse" if you don't believe me.

Add it to the Garrison cartoon!

So is anybody else disappointed that The Hunt isn't being released because Bob was apparently Jonesing for it but it appears to portray Trump Country Republicans in a sympathetic if not positive light? I don't think he knew what he was in for and we've been dicked out of a freak out on his part.

Something else will happen to cause one. Perhaps Mario's arms will be the wrong color in some promotional material

I'm a little disappointed that's how the movie was scripted. I was hoping I'd get to refer to it as "the Turner Diaries for the left"

 

[BubbleButt]

Oh he's hinted at that before. Robots are going to operate hydroponic greenhouses in cities.

I am dead serious. Search this thread for "greenhouse" if you don't believe me.

Which, hilariously, has been pointed out to be horribly wasteful and literally impossible.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Which, hilariously, has been pointed out to be horribly wasteful and literally impossible.

While it's possible to have robots automate large scale field production with shit like combine harvesters, greenhosues would need an actual human to harvest them. At most you can have automated watering cycles and maybe rotation mechanisms for plant beds.

Also doing this shit in a city is a bad idea you need wide open spaces for greenhouses since the shadow of buildings would cover greenhouses for large parts of the day.

 

[Rei is shit]

We also have other forms of anger and butthurt.
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He always says shit like this, so I decided to do the math on it this time.

A vote in Iowa counts for 1.28x a vote in New York. Not quite the SEVEN bob thinks it does.

Granted this is taking current population estimates and not those from 2016, but its close enough.

 

[BubbleButt]

While it's possible to have robots automate large scale field production with shit like combine harvesters, greenhosues would need an actual human to harvest them. At most you can have automated watering cycles and maybe rotation mechanisms for plant beds.

Also doing this shit in a city is a bad idea you need wide open spaces for greenhouses since the shadow of buildings would cover greenhouses for large parts of the day.

Fine, not impossible, but definitely implausible.

 

[instythot]

While it's possible to have robots automate large scale field production with shit like combine harvesters, greenhosues would need an actual human to harvest them. At most you can have automated watering cycles and maybe rotation mechanisms for plant beds.

Also doing this shit in a city is a bad idea you need wide open spaces for greenhouses since the shadow of buildings would cover greenhouses for large parts of the day.

Even if he's got the hydroponic warehouse "urban farm" in mind, he's in fucking Massachusetts. The power required in winter to keep those things from freezing will typically need some sort of city tax rebate handed out under a "local jobs" banner... i.e. certainly not sustainable as anything more than a niche product for hipsters who need their red lettuce to be local and out of season at the same time. There's a reason you don't hear much about these operations producing anything other than marijuana

 

[Tactical Wizard]

Fine, not impossible, but definitely implausible.

From an earlier post, Bob seems to be referring to an automated greenhouse built inside a warehouse that claims to grow food 365 days a year. To me? That speaks of artificial sunlight or something like those solar collectors that you see on the roofs of Japanese office buildings.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

From an earlier post, Bob seems to be referring to an automated greenhouse built inside a warehouse that claims to grow food 365 days a year. To me? That speaks of artificial sunlight or something like those solar collectors that you see on the roofs of Japanese office buildings.

Even so, it's STILL loads cheaper to grow food in the ACTUAL FUCKING GROUND out in the countryside and ship it into a city. If you're the type of person who would deliberately make something hard and inefficient for yourself because you hate the people doing it, then you're going to be squeezed out by someone willing to hold their nose and have the people you hate do it in the most efficient way possible.

 

[Lensherr]

So, remember Bob's rant from a few months back?:

Well, I found this gem that I never saw posted here while browsing the responses on Twitter:

Now, I already refuted this bullshit a while back, so here's the link to it in case anyone's curious:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/page-1848#post-4274605

My own personal take on this is that Bob knows, by Social Justice Progressive Stack standards, he's been dealt a shit hand as a straight white male, so he's trying to squeeze every last drop of victimhood from his being as he possibly can.

 

[Positron]

Meanwhile for the first time in probably years, Uncle Bob made himself useful:

 

[instythot]

uh... who want's to tell em not to get too attached to their hair?

 

[Jarolleon]

Was letting the Red States that voted Trump be decayed to the point where nature grows back one of them too? Along with eliminating the electoral college and have basically costal elites decide everything for the country?

It's not just Moviebob advocating this. National Geographic had an issue about "cities of the future" which envisioned entire countries crammed into dense hives of bugmen (in which all transport is public of course), surrounded by intensive farms, with 1/2 of the landmass banned from all development to preserve the natural environment (and prevent those peksy Trump voters from building enclaves presumably).

This is what the future’s sustainable cities could look like

A next-generation metropolis will need to serve people and nature, while letting ecology guide its development.

www.nationalgeographic.com

 

[Godzilla@1989]

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Meanwhile for the first time in probably years, Uncle Bob made himself useful:
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That look on his face gives me the creeps.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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Meanwhile for the first time in probably years, Uncle Bob made himself useful:
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Bob looks so confused in that picture