Peter Coffin, his realdoll/fake girlfriend Kimi Kobayashi, and his estranged wife Ashleigh Coffin - Cis Male Cuck, Pretend Agender; Kicks Self in Balls, Sockpuppeted as Own GF, RAPE APOLOGIST, plus his ex-wife

Zekesman said:
The difference is that a second hand doll will not look this great or convincing. This has been linked back to a specific doll that is waaaay above his spending grade. Even second hand it'll be too much for this quality. Its not likely i'll have an Experia Z3 for $10, not even second hand.

I'm leaning towards real girl; trolling the internet.
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*shrugs* I was just making the point that price tag isn't a deterrant to someone who really wants one. And, with all due respect, an Xperia is not a fucktoy sought after by incredibly sad individuals. ;P Now whether Peter has one of his own I'm not sure anymore and really, I don't care in the end. All's I know is this situation is messed-up in some way and I'm just curious as to how, exactly. The idea of him going to these lengths with a doll is amusing to me, whether or not there's a real person somehow involved, so that's what I'm going to amuse myself speculating on :)

Edit: Though yeah, I'll totally agree that this is clearly taken in a public restroom properly in front of a mirror.
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I invite you to go through the dozens if not hundreds of pictures on her tumblr where she's standing (in many, while holding an infant) and point out in each of them where, exactly, these gigantic metal doll stands are hiding. If he's using camera angles, photoshop or any other conceivable form of subterfuge to conceal a doll stand in these, he's truly a master of special effects, on par with Hollywood's finest. In which case, I'd love to know why he's spending his immeasurable talents on trolling and making bad song parodies on youtube that nobody watches.
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Not necessarily. I've seen random smucks on reddit convincingly photoshop people and objects out of photos. There's also a really easy way for Peter to do this, since he has access to the space:

Step 1: Take a picture of the empty room.
Step 2: Take a picture of the doll standing in the room you just photographed, making sure to use the same angles.
Step 3: Overlay the images in photoshop and erase the parts you don't want people to see!

I'd also like to see the people who think there isn't a doll explain horrific pictures like this one:

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Look at that waist. :surprised:
 
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She's a tall, skinny girl with a (really) huge rack. Obviously, it's rare to see proportions like that, but it's hardly impossible. Again, she did mention having lost a lot of weight. She could have been 50+ lbs heavier at some point for all we know.
 
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From what I can tell, loose threads in the she's real camp:
  1. That pregnancy pic. That's not what an eighth month pregnancy looks like.
  2. That IV. It's improperly placed, as someone upthread said. That's a huge sticking point to me, now that I see it- if she was real, there is no way she'd have an IV there. It's like it's halfway between two acceptable IV sites. I don't know why this is bugging me so much but it is- it looks like how you'd see an IV on a bad, late-night ER ripoff.
  3. Those breasts. Comically large breasts happen (usually surgically, but sometimes otherwise) but hers are so cartoonishly out of proportion it makes me think she was made as a sex/fetish object. Actually her proportions in general are all out of whack. She'd have to have had extensive work done if she's real.
  4. She does look remarkably like a real sex doll made in China. And that's worth something, especially given her proportions.
  5. She looks stiff and unnatural in every photo and gif, and either has the best makeup skills in all the land or her face/eyebrows looks that great every single day. She's right out of the uncanny valley.
  6. Who is she? If she's real, who is she? Why is she punching so below her weight? Why won't she go in a video and confirm her real-ness?
Loose threads in the she's a doll camp:
  1. The expense of a 16k+ doll. How would a dude on a tugboat manage to get 16k+ together for a doll? Not to mention all the rigging, clothes, spare parts (shudder) etc.
  2. Posing the doll while hiding the rigging. It can be done but usually with extensive props in the background or very specific poses/angles- hers are too "open" for lack of a better word.
  3. Mom's Facebook looks legit. And why would a middle aged woman be playing along?
  4. The baby also looks legit. Where did it come from?
  5. Vegas photo looks real, and that's a hard one to fake, so who's in the photo? Who's in any of the IRL photos?
  6. Why would someone do this? Seriously, what benefit does a con of this depth and complexity hold for a dude making less than $200 a month on Patreon?
Did I miss something?
 
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MrTroll said:
She's a tall, skinny girl with a (really) huge rack. Obviously, it's rare to see proportions like that, but it's hardly impossible. Again, she did mention having lost a lot of weight. She could have been 50+ lbs heavier at some point for all we know.
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Agreed. I know a girl who used too be really overweight as a kid but lost most of it due sickness later on. She has breasts the size her head and a spine that'll make you afraid she'd bend over one day and it'll snap. Real people have crazy proportions. I'd be more weary of Ashleigh if she was precisely anatomically correct. Ofcourse the breasts and waiste can be a giveaway since its a commonly sexualized and subject of media shopping, but this could be coincidence.
 
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She's a tall, skinny girl with a (really) huge rack. Obviously, it's rare to see proportions like that, but it's hardly impossible. Again, she did mention having lost a lot of weight. She could have been 50+ lbs heavier at some point for all we know.
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I roomed with a short, skinny girl with a really huge rack and her proportions were nothing like these.
 
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Even skinny girls can have curves and be a little hippy. I think it's telling how in pictures where Ashleigh is clearly real she's not wearing anything as revealing as in other pics. The Vegas pic has her showing some cleavage, but that's really not that hard to muster up and she does have something going on in the mammary department. But in others she's wearing shirts (or carrying a baby in a papoose) that kind of hide or make her bust size a bit hard to discern.

Versus the uncanny valley pics where suddenly she grows tits the size of cantaloupes. And that's really the thing - yes you can be skinny and have big tits. But even skinny chicks with big natural breasts have some curvature at the waist and hips. Exhibitionist Ashleigh has none. So she's either a sex doll or a has had a huge (heheh) amount of work.
 
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Ok, this shit has been really bothering me for a few days and I keep confusing and forgetting facts. So I decided to make a facts sheet with known things and all the possibilities those things could mean, so at least maybe something can be ruled out or people will stop asking if the baby is a doll. I know some others have been doing this, but I'm trying to make my more extensive and updated. This shit has got to end and after a few days I feel I'm running around in circles and just want to put some reason to the madness. It's not complete, there is so much shit here it's not funny. I'll update it as people point things out, I don't think I have the time to go through all these threads again.

BABY HARRISON

-No records of a Harrison Coffin have been found having been born in Utah
POSSIBILTIES:
-Harrison isn't Peter Coffin's child
-Harrison was born somewhere else and they aren't saying where because ??? if he were born in Scotland, Ashleigh's mother would have mentioned it
-Anon's research isn't complete, Harrison was born somewhere in Utah but we have not found it
QUESTIONS: Are all birth records in Utah searchable?
-Harrison is probably not a home birth because of the hospital photos, however the hospital photos do look fake

-There is a vine of Peter most definitely holding a live, moving baby that looks like Harrison
POSSIBILITIES:
-Harrison is Peter's baby and probably Ashleigh's
-Harrison is Ashleigh's baby but not Peter's, but he sometimes has access to it
-Harrison is another person's baby that Peter sometimes borrows and once posed with a real doll of Ashleigh

-Peter posted a picture of a newborn baby in a hospital bed with its entire face blocked out. There is a sign on the baby's hospital bed that reads "Coffin" which has a distorted reflection in the plastic that may be difficult to photoshop. There is another sign that says "Harrison" that would be much easier to Photoshop.
POSSIBILITIES:
-It's a real picture of his real baby. Peter/Ashlegh blocked out the face because ???
-It's a picture of one of Peter's relative's babies. The face is blocked out because it doesn't look like later pictures of Harrison. The name "Harrison" is shopped but "Coffin" isn't which explains the distortion.
-It's a staged photo of a doll and the face is blocked out because it looks too fake. QUESTION: Why does he use a doll sometimes? Not always having access to the baby?
-It's completely photoshopped, the "Coffin" sign is photoshopped and Peter is pretty good at Photoshop.
INVESTIGATE: Children named Coffin.

Harrison's birth certificate
-I don't know much about this but I think it was shown to be faked.

-There are photos of Ashleigh with Harrison and Peter with Harrison but none of them altogether
POSSIBITLIES:
-The baby belongs to both of them, but Ashleigh does not like appearing in photos with Peter and the baby at the same time
-Ashleigh doesn't live with Peter and they are faking it (hence the weirdly cut Vine)
-The baby belongs to Ashleigh/Braceface and Peter has access to it sometimes
-The baby belongs to someone else altogether and Peter poses it with the doll sometimes
QUESTIONS: How did he get it into a public restroom?
What about the photo of the baby with Braceface? Is she really a different girl or is it the doll again and he photoshopped her face? The photo is notably clearer than others.


ASHLEIGH's BDD

"Ashleigh" claims to have Body Dysmorphia and is notably embarassed of her teeth.
-If she is a real person, this would explain her reluctance to show her face in videos that she can't easily shop or angle
-Others have noted that her behavior (posting gratiutious selfies) may be inconsistant with BDD
POSSIBILTIES:
-She is a doll and therefore doesn't have BDD. Peter made up the BDD excuse to explain why she isn't shown on camera without something covering her face.
-She is a real person, and owns a doll of herself that she posts pictures of online to create some kind of idealized image
-She is real, may or may not have BDD, and Peter owns a doll which she allows to post online to create an idealized image of herself.
-She is real, but doesn't have BDD and is just self diagnosing insecurity or some kind of social anxiety. She only posts heavily edited photos to create an idealized image online.
-She has some kind of BDD and heavily edits her photos to live up to her idealized version of self. This would explain her weight loss and unrealistic dolllike appearance.



MARRIAGE TO PETER

-Ashleigh mentions getting engaged in an early Tumblr post but does not say to whom.
POSSIBILITIES:
-She is a doll and wasn't getting engaged to anyone, Peter just put a ring on his doll.
-she was getting engaged to Peter.
-She was getting engaged to someone else.
-She WAS engaged to Peter but broke it off and Peter somehow took control of her Tumblr later to post doll pictures.

-Ashleigh stops wearing her wedding ring just a few months later.
POSSIBILITIES:
-Ashleigh was a doll the whole time and Peter just lost the ring or forgot to put it on her. Maybe it falls off her doll fingers.
-Ashleigh was engaged to Peter and broke it off.
-Asheligh was engaged to someone else and broke it off.
-Ashleigh is still engaged/married to Peter or someone else and doesn't wear the ring because it's uncomfortable, she lost it, or because she lost weight and it doesn't fit anymore.


-Peter posted a marriage certificate and it was said somewhere it was forged.
POSSIBILTIES:
-They aren't actually married, Ashleigh may or may not be real
-They are not married, but Ashleigh is real and they are pretending to be married
-Anon was wrong and it isn't forged (I don't remember - I just didn't pay much attention to the document stuff)
-They are married, but Peter posted a fake certificate because ?!?
-Green card marriage, unknown why certificate is forged but I wanted to mention it somewhere


REAL DOLLS

-There is a sex doll that strongly resembles Ashleigh on Sinthetics
-The sex doll was shipped to the United States
-The sex doll has the same measurements Ashleigh claims to have

HIGHLY PROBABLE: There is a sex doll involved
INVESTIGATE: When was this sex doll shipped out?
NOTES: The same sex doll that most closely resembles Ashleigh was also shipped with a "Yuriko head," but it's possible he ordered a different one than the one we are all examining right now
QUESTIONS: How did Peter afford a $16,000 sex doll? Where is the "Yuriko" head?


Weird possibilities not otherwise covered:
-Ashleigh was a real person that Peter killed and is pretending is still alive.
-Ashleigh has a doll of herself she uses to make sexy camwhore poses or for some other reason. Peter is in on this and protecting her.
-Peter is a skilled stop animator, CGI and Photoshop expert and this is all a way to gain publicity and make a movie pitch
-Ashleighs's mom is somehow involved in all this for reasons unknown
-Ashleigh is faking her own identity for reasons unknown and that's why there's not much record of her and the marriage certificate doesn't real
 
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Zekesman said:
The difference is that a second hand doll will not look this great or convincing. This has been linked back to a specific doll that is waaaay above his spending grade. Even second hand it'll be too much for this quality. Its not likely i'll have an Experia Z3 for $10, not even second hand.

I'm leaning towards real girl; trolling the internet.
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Oh, it's not above his spending grade.

If there is anything to be learned by OPL's example, loans mean nothing to them in terms of paying them back so long as you pay the minimums. He's spent like, what, 6K alone just on video games and managed to get a 12K loan approved on his piss-poor credit for a used Ford?

To imagine Coffin actually did work - something Chris has never done in a day in his life willingly - then he easily could have made enough that he could take a loan under some pretense to spend on a high-end sex doll.

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Another fucking thing, why don't they wear their wedding rings?
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Actually, I know one possible reason, from a good friend and his wife of twenty years. When asked, he said that they don't need to wear rings simply to serve as reminders that they love each other and are married.

Of course, I've also confirmed that his wife exists and have mocked my SJW-as-fuck textbook over VOIP with her, so I doubt this real life reason would apply to a goddam fleshlight extension.
 
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buster_kitten said:
Nah, have you seen the stop motion American Girl doll videos made by little girls on youtube? Probably not - I doubt I would've stumbled across them if my little cousin weren't way obsessed with that stuff. But it's not hard to find American Girl stop motion of comparable quality to these "Ashleigh" gifs. Peter Coffin is a videographer, so why do these movies of his wife - or "wife" - look about as real as a little girl's hobby project?
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I definitely agree with this. I haven't seen the American Girl videos, but my little sister has had me sit through some Monster High ones and it's kind of impressive how well little 5-13 year old girls can animate stuff and use stop motion. Peter's stop motion is really nothing special with the mainstream technology that is available out there...
 
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Billy_Sama said:
I may sound late on this as someone might have stated it earlier but what woman would want to be with a guy who tries to be a Youtube celebrity by kicking himself in the balls?
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This is the biggest sticking point for me. I don't understand how he could willingly get another person to agree to be involved in all of this without any reward. What's her motivation for helping him?
 
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Oh, it's not above his spending grade.

If there is anything to be learned by OPL's example, loans mean nothing to them in terms of paying them back so long as you pay the minimums. He's spent like, what, 6K alone just on video games and managed to get a 12K loan approved on his piss-poor credit for a used Ford?

To imagine Coffin actually did work - something Chris has never done in a day in his life willingly - then he easily could have made enough that he could take a loan under some pretense to spend on a high-end sex doll.
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Christian is a very special case. He doesnt know how money works and he doesnt care about the future. Bob taught him to pay minimums, so he'll pay minimums and add some more loans to the list.
It is not quite impossible that Coffin accumulated money for that doll, but then again I care little if its real or not. What I'm really curious about is if he's actually trying to fuck the internet up with this mystery. Unlike Chris and many lolcows he's not trying to defend himself. Unlike a sane human being, he is not entirely ignoring the attention or trying to hide.
Or is it exactly like everyone in the thread is banging their heads against the walls about?
 
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