Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

shoashuffle said:
Is boogie even remotely good at any type of game at all?
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He's absolutely awful at everything I've seen him play, and I find it amazing.

Think of this for a moment. You're a non vegetable eating, wide load parked bus (Yokozuna?!), and you're completely unemployable and stuck in your house for decades thanks to your weight. In that huge span of time, you have absolutely nothing to do except play games and beat off. Decades pass and you're still dogshit at the ONE THING you've been doing for 10+ hours a day for a quarter century.

Fucking bravo boogie
 
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Jeb-sama said:
He's absolutely awful at everything I've seen him play, and I find it amazing.

Think of this for a moment. You're a non vegetable eating, wide load parked bus (Yokozuna?!), and you're completely unemployable and stuck in your house for decades thanks to your weight. In that huge span of time, you have absolutely nothing to do except play games and beat off. Decades pass and you're still dogshit at the ONE THING you've been doing for 10+ hours a day for a quarter century.

Fucking bravo boogie
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He is terrible at games for the same reasons he cannot lose weight: he is incredibly lazy and lacks willpower. He was after all one of those who cried because he found a game like Cuphead too hard. Getting practice in to become better at a game is simply too much to ask.

I also think that he has been bored of video games for a long time now. When you are a kid, you wish you could stay home and play games forever but if you have been housebound for decades like Boogie, you just get burned out.
 
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Employees?
 
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Boogie did a tweet saying "self harm is a good tool to regain control" and then deleted it LOL.

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Oh right this is NOT funny at all and one of his fans might actually hurt themselves! :stress:

The way Boogie talks so casually about this publicly makes me think he's lying but what the hell man. Everytime i think boogie cant be a worse human being, he proves me wrong.
 
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LucasSomething said:
Boogie did a tweet saying "self harm is a good tool to regain control" and then deleted it LOL.

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Oh right this is NOT funny at all and one of his fans might actually hurt themselves! :stress:

The way Boogie talks so casually about this publicly makes me think he's lying but what the hell man. Everytime i think boogie cant be a worse human being, he proves me wrong.
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And now he's self-victimizing:
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LucasSomething said:
Boogie did a tweet saying "self harm is a good tool to regain control" and then deleted it LOL.

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Oh right this is NOT funny at all and one of his fans might actually hurt themselves! :stress:

The way Boogie talks so casually about this publicly makes me think he's lying but what the hell man. Everytime i think boogie cant be a worse human being, he proves me wrong.
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He's trying to normalize emotional pain so he can more easily manipulate people once they've been desensitized to the shit he puts them through.
 
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PatTraverse said:
He is terrible at games for the same reasons he cannot lose weight: he is incredibly lazy and lacks willpower. He was after all one of those who cried because he found a game like Cuphead too hard. Getting practice in to become better at a game is simply too much to ask.
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Which is bizarre considering that becoming better at a game through playing it is a large portion of the entire reason to play a videogame in the first place. Even the easiest of games has optimal strategies, so it's not necessarily a question of difficulty. If I were to hazard a guess I'd bet that his actual preferred activity during downtime would be watching shit on netflix or hulu or whatever.

Also, although I normally loathe the phrase "as a x", as a guy who's played videogames nearly all his life you don't really lose interest in the hobby in it's entirety, people usually just move on to a different genre.

ExceptionallyExceptional said:
At best I think Booger is comparable to a decompressed blobfish.
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I'm not sure how I feel about boogie vs clawshrimpy in a blobfish lookalike contest.
 
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Unog said:
If I were to hazard a guess I'd bet that his actual preferred activity during downtime would be watching shit on netflix or hulu or whatever.
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Without question he spends the majority of his time on the internet, and a lot of it on S&T and here. Or when he does have the TV on he is still looking at his phone. And oh of course his most preferred activity is stuffing his face, so just picture him dribbling pizza sauce and tears all over his unwashed nasty sweatpants while reading whatever you post.
 
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