DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Zaryiu]

DSP is wound the fuck up tonight. So the cat was a bandaid for his relationship basically?

Just like his marriage was one

 

[SowonNation]

Out of context though he just looks like he really has snipers on the roof ready to aim right at him. DSP does not have an actual fanbase at this point. Everything about him is just a huge fucking meme that anyone actually wanting to meet up with him must have some sort of motif.

This. There's nothing more to add really.
He's at a point where he's living in fear of meeting detractors out in the streets when he's leaving his shelter once a week.
I mean.. let's be honest, Phil has been preaching about how detractors are mentally ill assholes and how his moral compass is always set perfectly straight compared to them. If this image were to become a reality - Phil would get assaulted whenever he encounters a detractor out in public. A perfect piece to slot into his victim-card puzzle, and his fans eat it up everytime.
This dude is a noodle-armed 37 year old with a body like a dropped lasagna. Anyone could square him up and he knows it.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

This. There's nothing more to add really.
He's at a point where he's living in fear of meeting detractors out in the streets when he's leaving his shelter once a week.
I mean.. let's be honest, Phil has been preaching about how detractors are mentally ill assholes and how his moral compass is always set perfectly straight compared to them. If this image were to become a reality - Phil would get assaulted whenever he encounters a detractor out in public. A perfect piece to slot into his victim-card puzzle, and his fans eat it up everytime.
This dude is a noodle-armed 37 year old with a body like a dropped lasagna. Anyone could square him up and he knows it.

What gets me is how he acts like he has horrible things done to him but he will not share it. BEHIND THE SCENES as everyone else will put it.
Then recently he goes on how he has met people in person that will shake his penis, take a photo shoot, and tell him how much of an awesome person he is(exaggerating here).

What the hell are these HORRIBLE things that could possibly be done to him and his so called family?

 

[BabygotACKACKACK]

“The Detractors have gone too far dood”

 

[Immortal Technique]

“The Detractors have gone too far dood”

"What the hell?! I was pulling the trigger and couldnt kill any of them. This is bullshit dood!"

 

[JMR]

Phil doesn't immediately know the username Holden Caulfield. (He does recognizes it as a literary reference.) It's fine that's he never read the book, but this is one of the most well-known, iconic American characters, one that's habitually referenced.

There's a trophy in Judgment that you earn by taking pictures of cats. And it's so funny because Phil actually owns a pet cat! That we had no idea about! (?)

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

Phil doesn't immediately know the username Holden Caulfield. (He does recognizes it as a literary reference.) It's fine that's he never read the book, but this is one of the most well-known, iconic American characters, one that's habitually referenced.

There's a trophy in Judgment that you earn by taking pictures of cats. And it's so funny because Phil actually owns a pet cat! That we had no idea about! (?)

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He's the JD Salinger of Let's Players dude. One landmark work then became a shut-in toiling in obscurity. Could you imagine if KF had existed back then?

 

[JackDavis]

Lets just say Mr.Meat was being serious, wouldnt you wanna meet your fans if you had a following like phil? I know i would. Hell even Wings lets fans come over his house and hang out during a live stream if they let him know their in town.

No, unfortunately my house is not wheelchair accessible.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Your schtick is to blame everyone, everything, in any situation under the sun, always, inside and outside of games, and never take responsibility. I would give him some benefit of the doubt if he wouldn't be a toxic sociopath from the ground up and a notoriously dishonest asshole and con artist.
And you try to mask your most well known flaws as a positive trait in this tweet, manipulation tactics as usual.

Being aware of your behavior changes nothing. Just like you know you crush bottles on stream, hide in bathrooms and lean in ban. Being obnoxious is not a virtue, but this is your whole schtick.

 

[PeeAndPooLover69]

he really insists on saying he didn't declaw jasper, huh

 

[Freshtodeath]

Honestly he's making so much off these wheelchairs why would he not have a meetup? The reality nobody cares enough to bother him irl. All a stalker has to do is go to target on his day off to find him. I've always thought he is wicked paranoid of detractors but he hides it when he's on stream. The axes are a dead give away.

 

[Salubrious]

DSP has no time to do anything, but we have proof thanks to that tweet that he was awake at 2 am local time.

 

[Prince Lotor]

he really insists on saying he didn't declaw jasper, huh

Phil: Has a secret cat for a year and tells hundreds of lies just about the cat, then charges $1,000 for the privilege of sharing 'I've had a cat for a year and lied to you all about it over and over. . .for munny!'

Also Phil: 'I didn't have my cat declawed! It's not like I'm some kind of lying liar who lies and does horribly shitty things that are universally reviled. Why don't you believe MEEE?!? REEE!'


Seriously, what kind of retarded boomer gets giddy over thinking it's some kind of 4D chess move to charge people $1,000 to hear a secret and then that secret is 'I've been lying to you over and over about not being able to afford something that I bought, and have been paying routine costs for, several fake financial crises ago because I was afraid of you giving me less pity-bucks. Pretty cool hawh? For another thousand I'll maybe let you catch glimpses of it sometimes, sound good?'

 

[ReentryPhantom]

It's been a shtick this WHOLE TIME! I'm just glad he didn't charge anyone for the reveal. #revelation

 

[Raven'sChild]

So Phil here is going to replay another old game called Sly Cooper. I don't remember which one but he's replaying another game he has in his Youtube archive. Another game that no one asked for that he decided to randomly play(?).

Motives aren't very clear here. Not sure if there are some content I.D.'s to his old playthroughs like his GTA4 stuff. Does he just put a bunch of old playthroughs in a hat and draw from that? How was his original playthrough?

He asked the chat what they would like to see him play before the 'Hardcore Gaming Season' started. Sly Cooper was suggested in chat as well as other games as alternatives to his re-replaying GTA4. D$P, however wanted to play GTA4, it having been the game he brought up as 'a possibility'. True to form, D$P had no intention of playing any game the chat suggested asking only to paint a false sense of choice.

...
Seriously, what kind of retarded boomer gets giddy over thinking it's some kind of 4D chess move to charge people $1,000 to hear a secret and then that secret is 'I've been lying to you over and over about not being able to afford something that I bought, and have been paying routine costs for, several fake financial crises ago because I was afraid of you giving me less pity-bucks. Pretty cool hawh? For another thousand I'll maybe let you catch glimpses of it sometimes, sound good?'

...and then get bent out of shape when people call him out for having lied to their face for months and months. Commences to mass bann people in the chat as he cannot seem to comprehend why anyone would be disgruntled by his 9 months of being mind-blowingly dishonest in regards to something as simple as adopting a pet.
A lie of omission to keep something secret? Okay. Spinning an elaborate web of lies with the intent of hiding a secret? Not at all okay. Hmmm, let's see:
1) Wants a cat, but can't afford one ( adopted one months ago )
2) Visiting local shelters to look at cats ( adopted one months ago )
3) SoulMaid used to own a cat and is excited to be able to spend time with parent's cats ( already owns a cat of her own that she is able to spend time with every day...also soon to be Mrs. D$P on this trip doubling down on the lies )
4) No plans on getting a pet in the near future ( adopted one months ago )
These are in no way lies of omission and the way he snickers now about how tricksy he was lying his ass off to everyone ( See above Judgment clip for one example) is another level of scummy. 'Look! Look! Hahaha! I lied to all of you! Isn't that great? This is so funny because I was lying to everyone for the past nine months! *snort*'

 

[JamFlowMan]

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It's been a shtick this WHOLE TIME! I'm just glad he didn't charge anyone for the reveal. #revelation

And in one late night drunken tweet Phil feels he has absolved himself of a decade of constant shitting on developers and games and preemptively does the same for every time he would do so in the future.

 

[Meech]

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I don't get it. If it is in the heat of the moment, surely that means it isn't intentional and he just gets carried away. But then he calls it a "schtick" which implies he does it on purpose.

Not like Phil to be inconsistent in his statements. I'm worried guys

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

You're getting too close, gumshoe.
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When everything is said and done and I dox all his paypigs, I'll walk to the mirror. I'll see myself wearing a furry suit with a KING OF RETRO shirt over, and a dildo up my ass.
A voice will whisper through my headset; If you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you. *snort*

 

[Wurstbrot]

I don't get it. If it is in the heat of the moment, surely that means it isn't intentional and he just gets carried away. But then he calls it a "schtick" which implies he does it on purpose.

Not like Phil to be inconsistent in his statements. I'm worried guys

I know what he means. His natural toxic reactionary commentary can also be seen as a unique appealing trait (for people with no taste, standards and never watched any other content creator). This is fine I guess, but gaming is not the only way he acts this exact way, and these other ways are not tolerable.

Let me give you a perfect example.
Do you know Mystery Science Theater 3000? Imagine Coca Cola, but without taste, an ugly impractical bottle, the ingredients actually give you a dose of radiation poisoning, and environmentalists try for years to eliminate this company as they regularly choke wild ducks for some reason.
BUT at least it's liquid and adds water to your body. You just have to pay $1000 once in a while on top of the usual price, listen to an hour of pre-selling and you get all the nuclear waste swamp water you need.

Edit: I forgot where I was going with this.

 

[Salubrious]

These are in no way lies of omission and the way he snickers now about how tricksy he was lying his ass off to everyone ( See above Judgment clip for one example) is another level of scummy. 'Look! Look! Hahaha! I lied to all of you! Isn't that great? This is so funny because I was lying to everyone for the past nine months! *snort*'

It's classic narcissism: he HAD to lie to us "to protect his family", but we are not allowed to question whether he is telling the truth RIGHT NOW. We should always believe him because he "only" lies "to protect the family", so that shouldn't ruin his credibility. If you ask him whether or not he is still lying to protect the family, he will call you a fucking stupid troll and then ban you.