Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[iluvmylife]

TEARS AND LOTS OF CURSING (8.14.19)

——My Personal IG: @theadolphuschronicles ——My Project IG: @zebrastrongcarepackages ——My Company IG: @The.Power.Of.10 ——My company FB: @powerof10foundation Ca...

youtu.be

Look out everyone, major chimping by S-J in this one.

*spends unnecessarily long time explaining chosen hair style for the day
*cleans out a disgusting buildup of shampoo and conditioner in her one ear gauge (wtf is wrong with her being so fucking disgusting lately. She is a damn hog).
*explains that she feels more energetic
*talks about her “bad episodes” but says she still isn’t as bad as she used to be.
*goes outside and shows off leggings that say “never fighting alone”
*says evil dad and she are going out for a much needed break and she will be upgrading her iPhone.
*next scene explains that she went to a restaurant with her friend and she is back at his house to watch lady Gaga movie bec she doesn’t want to go home
*got text from dad saying he wishes she would have let him know she left. In same text tells her to get a job since she is able to easily go do anything she fucking wants for fun.
*chimping begins. She can’t work, she is disabled and sick. Evil dad doesn’t understand or care. Fake crying ensues. She doesn’t understand why he can take a break when he wants to go have fun (Sarah Jean it’s called being employed and supporting your adult daughter, he’s entitled to go get the hell away from you
*more chimping
*more fake crying
*does not know what time zone her mother lives in, reminding everyone how fucking stupid she is in case we all forgot
*more chimping
*claims she is hurt and broken inside all because dad wants her to get a job
*thinking about getting a nanny job but hates kids
*was offered a job taking care of someone with “muscular...atrophy” but can’t wipe asses
*ends vlog

JFC this bitch thinks she is entitled.

 

[IBrokeBob]

Insta is
dis@bled.not. defe@ted

Sorry don’t have The ability to give much more info RN but will work on compiling.

Looks like she has a gofund me going on to raise 80,000 and have 28,000 raised so far

Its listed under the savejessifund by elliot smith.

Her gofundme says "Jessi is dying. She and her husband Elliott and service dog Atlas are homeless, living on food stamps, and credit cards, and have run out of treatment options on state funded health insurance.
Jessi has seen over 100 doctors in the last 6 years and she and her husband have spent every penny they have searching for a diagnosis and treatment. When Jessi started having seizures Elliott had to leave his job as an assistant pastor in Northern Virginia to take care of her full time.......... "

 

[Toohottotrot]

Share who you’re talking about or don’t talk about them. That’s really annoying.

Not every Munchausen patient has social media especially if they have a Symbionts of a life e.g. a job etc

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Got text from dad saying he wishes she would have let him know she left. In same text tells her to get a job since she is able to easily go do anything she fucking wants for fun.

Go evil dad! lol. She had no problem painting her walls all day, there are lots of jobs far less exhausting. SJ would probably find she'd have a lot more energy and start to feel better if she actually had to get up every morning and be out and about.

 

[iluvmylife]

Go evil dad! lol. She had no problem painting her walls all day, there are lots of jobs far less exhausting. SJ would probably find she'd have a lot more energy and start to feel better if she actually had to get up every morning and be out and about.

Except she is too fucking dumb to understand that and remember, even if she has Munchausens it still means she is sick (her own words). God I can’t stand this bitch.

 

[homewayhalf]

I don’t know what this means but I look forward to your gift to us.

Not every Munchausen patient has social media especially if they have a Symbionts of a life e.g. a job etc

Then they’re not a lolcow, no one gives a shit about rl spergs.

 

[PootPoot2]

Here’s the chum then.

Spoiler: She’s a high flight risk

Been following this munchie for about a year, found her after she did a big rebrand of dog stuff in the wake of some callout drama from service dog spergs. My concern about imminent DFE is due to the fact that she’s gotten away with her crazy for so long by being “undiagnosed.” She made a GFM about a 6+ weeks ago and has been getting some aggressive questions since, leading her to suddenly start dumping all kinds of strange information that she regularly goes back to edit or delete within a couple days. I hadn’t been archiving, but realized when I started taking screenshots about a week ago that she’d started scrubbing her pre-sickstagram accounts. All this makes me sus she‘ll pull a Houdidni after the GFM slows down or if she gets called out hard like she was with doggo stuff, but... fuck it. I’m going on vacation soon & have no time to preserve her munchie greatest hits myself before cow gets tipped or runs away. Sharing is caring.

Our Star: Jessi Smith
Aliases: Jess/Jessica Witchger (maiden name), Saoirse Smith, Jessica/Jessi Saoirse Smith
Good Christian Husband: Elliot Smith
Service Dog: Atlas
Some links:

Main IG: @disablednotdefeated
Old IG, semi-scrubbed: jessisaoirsesmith
Dog IG (dfe/renamed): raising_atlas_the_service_dog
New GFM: gofundme.com/savejessifund
Jessi’s FB: JessiSaoirseSmith
Linked In: linkedin.com/in/jessisaoirsesmith
Old twitter: @jessisday

Jessi & Elliot shared a former life as shitty bar musicians & low rent instrument tutors hoping to capitalize on mistaken name recognition with Elliot & the whimsical Irish fiddle stylings of Jessi, a player incapable of handling finer compositions. Jessi calls herself “an actually famous musician/singer/dancer/composer” prior to diagnosis, clearly misunderstanding that “famous” means people care who you are & not that you like, auditioned for America’s Got Talent once.

Speaking of, Jessi is quite proud that she was “featured on AGT” in 2010, but I’ve yet to take time & find any video. Must be pretty bad since she never links it herself.

Duo website: fiddlersfancymusic.com
Youtube (ubercringe): youtube.com/channel/UCBO02sfnzmyUDZk7x7mgC1Q
IG: @FiddlersFancy
Jessi’s old solo site: jessiwitchger.wordpress.com
An old FB: facebook.com/SaoirseSmithMusic/

Spoiler: A taste of the good stuff

Of course Jessi was disabled before she enslaved her Good Christian Husband & not just after she realized her violin dreams would never come true; you can tell by how she talked about it that one time—wait, no, actually, she never once referenced it at all. Also, all year (til very recently), Jessi’s schtick was how fatally undiagnosed she was.

But lately she’s been making wild claims all over the board, all the way from bogus Cancer scares to needing “Cancer drugs to shock her system into performing.” She & Elliot grifted online to fund a move to Cali but only made it to Kansas (? info based on memory, too lazy to double-check where they are now). I guess Jessi is in some quack’s private clinic getting chemo to untangle a hiatal hernia that kept her from drinking water now, riddle me that.

There’s A LOT to unpack with Jessi’s journey from tender young violinist into spastic warthog with eyes like two pissholes in the snow, I regret not starting to archive sooner. Here’s a few relevant if random snaps from her IG, her Facebook was once a goldmine but haven’t looked in a minute, since she started heavily revising & changing privacies on post history there. She does make frequent & significant revisions to her posts everywhere.









Take a moment to appreciate how she’s on the same blue pillow in each of those posts but the jaundice one is totally not color-corrected you guise.

I don’t know what this means but I look forward to your gift to us.

Gratification

EDIT: fuuuuuucking formatting & like five words, woopdeedoo

 

[Port Selfie]

I've lurked up until now but I saw this and wondered if anybody has any suspicions as to who Miss KF-is-so-mean-to-my-friend may be.

 

[Ventress]

Right first KF post for me so apologies for formatting mistakes etc. Extreme irritation has brought me out of lurking, but yeah... this bitch. (Disabled-but-not-defeated).

I’m hoping I can just write a quick single paragraph explaining the following pics and then attach the photos, I’d rather do the spoilered way but I cbf atm.

First: this strange position that she emphasises was ‘worth it’. For what? The picture? Or you had to have some reason to bring up only holding it for a few seconds? Bizarre. 2nd and 3rd pics: she seriously announces this on every entry to a room? Medic alert bracelets exist for a reason you OTT fucking re.tard. 4th/5th: - I don’t understand this at all. Is she serious with the trigger warning?? Last photo (for now), and she has several of examples of this posted on her account: that is not DPT. Sigh. Apologies again, will work on formatting on future posts!

ETA: Also, lol @ “whenever I walk into a room”. I thought you were wheelchair bound??
As she is a flight risk I may spend some time collecting more baloney in the next few hours.

Eta 2 - FFS I noticed my Instagram thing. I’m an idiot. Bear with me. Last eta fingers crossed - think it’s all good now?

 

[AT 903]

I've lurked up until now but I saw this and wondered if anybody has any suspicions as to who Miss KF-is-so-mean-to-my-friend may be.View attachment 893134

Yet again some sperg blaming us for contacting subjects. No one in IF get the memo yet that we could not give a fuck about Ren? (So therefore it’s not us contacting her)

Dug through her comment history usual complaints of POTS MCAS etc yawn. Could be anyone of them.

Edit: has commented in the /r/bayarea subreddit anyone remember if any of them
were from there?

 

[iluvmylife]

MAN WHO INVENTED TILT TABLE | NEW BK BURGER (8.15.19)

——My Personal IG: @theadolphuschronicles ——My Project IG: @zebrastrongcarepackages ——My Company IG: @The.Power.Of.10 ——My company FB: @powerof10foundation Ca...

youtu.be

*S-J had a rough night bec of the stress evil dad is putting her under by wishing he didn’t have to fully support his adult, 30 something daughter.
*on way to field trip at new doctor, won’t explain what doctor or why bec omg she is so rushed
*nurse does some prelim testing before she sees doctor
*makes big deal about fingertips and feet but shocker, all her “numbers” are totally normal bec there is nothing fucking wrong with her
*finally says she is seeing the doctor who invented tilt table test
*this is her THIRD opinion
*she says doctor was sweet but he suggested stopping infusions bec he isn’t comfortable with them but she isn’t stopping them right now.
*says doctor is going to treat her but wants to use med that doesn’t work on her
*doctor told her to drink fucking pedialyte because less sugar (and there is nothing fucking wrong with her) and told her to wear spanx (I’m dying right now )
*she says it is nice that he was a sweet man
*satisfied with visit, she claims
*explains dirty finger nails but says doctor saw them turn blue and said “whhhooaa”
*forgets statement “kill two birds with one stone” and says “I don’t even like that BEC I AM A VEGAN.”
*orders an impossible burger from BK. HEY S-J THEY ARENT FUCKING VEGAN, they come with mayo and you didn’t say “no mayo” you fucking moronic bitch. Also cooked on same grill as meat unless you ask. I didn’t think your sanctimonious vegan fat ass would be okay with this
*loves non-vegan, vegetarian burger
*shows collection of tiny bottles she’s keeping flowers in
*needs to make care packages, does so
*fakes brain fog and unnecessarily explains drinking hot apple cider with whipped cream (non dairy, ignoring fact that she ate mayo earlier)
*ends vlog, has carpel tunnel test tomorrow (ie an EMG)

I really hate her so much. Hate hate hate.

 

[medicaidmunch]

It can spread full body! It starts in one specific place and it is possible for it to spread to other limbs and such. I know someone who was diagnosed in her right arm and it stayed local until 4 years later, when she had an injury and it spread to her leg. And within a matter of a few months it had spread full body. About 2 years after that, it spread internally. When it spread to her leg, she became quite highly dependent on a wheelchair and when it kept spreading, almost completely full body, she became completely dependent on the chair.

okay...your friend’s CRPS might be real but cassie’s is definitely fake. She does not have any of the typical signs of it and swears it gets triggered by MRI magnets.

 

[Ventress]

Some more choice quotes from the newest addition to my “people I’d like to lock in a closet to let starve” list.

“As a survivor of abuse most of your choices get taken away?” Great victim narrative and fucking advocation for people having control over their lives. Also why is she predicting that the surgery will inevitably be as traumatic as possible? Why would you go in with that perspective? I think this gives so much insight into how she is feeding into the worst case scenario story line, and basically salivating for the chance to sperg about the devastation she fights through so bravely.

“Only you know what dying feels like for YOU.” Ahahaha holy shit that’s the most OTT version of that Spoonie nonsense I’ve ever seen.

“While I am by far the most extreme case in the clinic...” Oh my god I can’t handle this woman, she’s level 100 munchie.

“And the simple act of going to a doctors appointment...” I would have thought that anyone who had been through any type of chronic illness, nvm terminal illness, would know how far away from ‘simple’ a doctors visit can be. I hate you. I hate you so much you fat toddler looking, unable to execute even basic musical progressions, lying little sack of maggot excrement bitch.

 

[elliptical narcissist]

If she went to the bother of shopping her skin yellow she probably should have done the whites of her eyes as well.

 

[RayneBeaux Brite]

has commented in the /r/bayarea subreddit anyone remember if any of them
were from there

Sydney from @sydshealing is from San Francisco. Pretty sure she got brought up about the time their Lord and Savior kicked off.

 

[suck my pickle]

Sydney from @sydshealing is from San Francisco. Pretty sure she got brought up about the time their Lord and Savior kicked off.

your profile picture confused the shit out of me - thought you were me.

 

[PinkDancingDogs]

Some archive.li links for some of Jessi and Atlas
gofundme 16/8/19 she gives overview and updates for bux
picta view of ig 16/8/19 easy to read the text accompanying her IG posts


gotta find some other ss of some of her more absurd comments. she's got a chronicallyjessi blog on facebook as well--mostly same stuff as IG and GFM

Sounds a bit like she's overdoing the narcotics at first glance. Gained weight over past few years, despite throwing up and being unable to eat/drink recently. Her eyes are dark brown (and I'm too lazy to look for a good photo and zoom) so I can't gauge pupils. Who the fuck gives these sort of people money?!?

Are all the new faces from reddit?

 

[RayneBeaux Brite]

your profile picture confused the shit out of me - thought you were me.

I went ahead and changed it to avoid confusion

 

[IFnative]

Sydney from @sydshealing is from San Francisco. Pretty sure she got brought up about the time their Lord and Savior kicked off.

Sydney is a fucking hoot. She’s constantly spilling the beans on munchies, came onto IF to talk about Anelise after the two of them had some dumbass teenage drama, thinks she is better than the munchies, and is always talking about her sweet sweet pain meds and how she’s not an addict, she swears. Ridiculous.

 

[Ditch]

I'm glad I woke up early today, because I was just in time for the shitshow that is dontpetmeimtriggered dragging her dog offleash with a shock collar into walmart. This puppy is like 8 months old max and she's doing this shit now. I wish shock collars were fucking illegal where this psycho bitch lives. That dog isn't being obedient, he's fucking terrified.

Nicky Cantrell on Instagram: “Stay tuned! #dog #chronicallyill #chronicillness #chronicillnesswarrior #ehlersdanlossyndrome #edszebra #edswarrior…”

18 Likes, 0 Comments - Nicky Cantrell (@dontpetmeimworking) on Instagram: “Stay tuned! #dog #chronicallyill #chronicillness #chronicillnesswarrior #ehlersdanlossyndrome…”

www.instagram.com

Nicky Cantrell on Instagram: “Part 1! #offleash #dog #chronicallyill #chronicillness #chronicillnesswarrior #ehlersdanlossyndrome #edszebra #edswarrior…”

20 Likes, 1 Comments - Nicky Cantrell (@dontpetmeimworking) on Instagram: “Part 1! #offleash #dog #chronicallyill #chronicillness #chronicillnesswarrior…”

www.instagram.com

Nicky Cantrell on Instagram: “Part 2! #dog #chronicallyill #chronicillness #chronicillnesswarrior #ehlersdanlossyndrome #edszebra #edswarrior…”

19 Likes, 0 Comments - Nicky Cantrell (@dontpetmeimworking) on Instagram: “Part 2! #dog #chronicallyill #chronicillness #chronicillnesswarrior #ehlersdanlossyndrome…”

www.instagram.com

Nicky Cantrell on Instagram: “Such a good boy. #dog #chronicallyill #chronicillness #chronicillnesswarrior #ehlersdanlossyndrome #edszebra #edswarrior…”

31 Likes, 1 Comments - Nicky Cantrell (@dontpetmeimworking) on Instagram: “Such a good boy. #dog #chronicallyill #chronicillness #chronicillnesswarrior #ehlersdanlossyndrome…”

www.instagram.com

I don't know how to download videos from insta so idk. I'm big mad tbh.