Peter Coffin, his realdoll/fake girlfriend Kimi Kobayashi, and his estranged wife Ashleigh Coffin - Cis Male Cuck, Pretend Agender; Kicks Self in Balls, Sockpuppeted as Own GF, RAPE APOLOGIST, plus his ex-wife

[Cosmos]

This is... amazing. This is just amazing. I just read through this thread and I still can't wrap my mind around it. I have so many questions. What would compel a person to orchestrate such an elaborate web of photoshops and sketchy videos when all you have to do is tell the fucking truth and provide evidence that you readily have?

It doesn't matter if Ashleigh really is his devoted wife, they have a child together, and there's never been a sex doll. It doesn't matter if Peter has been telling the entire truth this whole time. He's still fucking insane. He's still a huge, insecure attention whore. He's still been dragging this whole thing out for way too long when he could have stopped it before it started by uploading video proof like a normal fucking person. And Ashleigh clearly isn't the sanest individual, either. As people have mentioned, I think it's pretty clear that she has some severe body-image issues at the very least. I feel bad for her, honestly. I know firsthand that having a mental illness is fucking horrible.

So many things still don't add up. I don't know what to feel or think anymore

 

[Colress]

guess he isn't coffin up the truth just yet

 

[waffle]

I'm still unconvinced that their isn't a doll. I always though that Braces was a real woman, and probably married to Peter, because the marriage license looks legit.

I need to go through the pics again later but I pretty sure their could be a stand behind her in every one of the pictures where she isn't sitting, she's always "standing" in a way that there's a clear line down her body to hide what's supporting her from her neckbolt. Although some of the pictures look like shops, it always looks like the background (except for the pregnancy set) and not the woman that's shopped.

Honestly, Peter's such a fucking weirdo he might have gotten a wife doll just to fuck with the internet.

 

[Doctor Duke]

at the end of the day, at least peter coffin finally created something that entertained people.

 

[RecordStoreToughGuy]

I still have no idea what the baby-shaking fuck is going on. But I think Gin Rummy sums up this whole thread:

Have we ruled out that Ashleigh could be a girl he keeps in a pit dug in his basement? At this point the Buffalo Bill reveal would not surprise me.

 

[Rogowski]

Remember, if you still think something is amiss don't be too vocal about it lest you be downvoted to hell and back.

 

[Ron_Swanson]

Remember, if you still think something is amiss don't be too vocal about it lest you be downvoted to hell and back.

The ratings my posts got in this thread are hilarious. I kind of wish people were able to see the video and the denial from the doll company before they went all trigger happy on my earlier posts dissecting the hell out of the autistic logic insisting it is a doll, but meh, no biggie.

EDIT: I indeed was! up to until a while ago, I guess the thread is petering out. You too? XD

 

[PsychicFish]

The ratings my posts got in this thread are hilarious. I kind of wish people were able to see the video and the denial from the doll company before they went all trigger happy on my earlier posts dissecting the hell out of the autistic logic insisting it is a doll, but meh, no biggie.

You're not still getting negative votes on those posts? You're lucky.

 

[Sigyn]

The ratings my posts got in this thread are hilarious. I kind of wish people were able to see the video and the denial from the doll company before they went all trigger happy on my earlier posts dissecting the hell out of the autistic logic insisting it is a doll, but meh, no biggie.

See, the only thing I didn't like was that you were very aggressive about it. I don't think I down-voted any of your posts, but that may be why others did.

 

[Pikimon]

Maybe its not Ashleigh who is the doll...maybe...Peter Coffin is the doll.

*X-files music*

 

[superthermite]

What I want to know is if the story about having their wedding dinner at Wendy's was actually true. Though he was playing sanic on his wedding day, so this wouldn't really be surprising I guess.

 

[Petronella]

This is super autistic, but I wonder if the reason why there are no records of a Harrison Coffin is that they're using an assumed name to protect the baby's identity. I ask because I know a girl who runs a blog about her kids but refers to them by their middle names.

 

[likeabadgirlshould]

The thing that fascinates me.. Other than the complete obsurdity of course, is that he seems to spend alot of money and effort buying her nice clothes? Unless they are the roommates wardobe?
If he wasn't such a douche most girls, actually real girls, like flesh and bone girls, would like getting nice clothes as gifts.

 

[Rogowski]

Ol' Petey's Patreon/hipster welfare account has gone from $194 to $211. I guess acting like an insufferable faggot paid off after all.

 

[AnOminous]

Why is it exactly huge news that there's a video of Braceface when pretty much everyone agreed she existed already?

She didn't even say she was married to Peter or, actually, anything at all about their relationship. He hover-handed her like he barely even knew her, and she looked weird and uncomfortable.

 

[Lurkingjay]

Ol' Petey's Patreon/hipster welfare account has gone from $194 to $211. I guess acting like an insufferable faggot paid off after all.

Seventeen whole bucks a month! He'd better spend that on something nice for his wife / new clothes for his baby / a new unnerving labial insert for his doll.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

You know what, I'm actaully relieved.

If she was a sexbot it would have been super creepy. As is she's a pretty, if slightly messed up, woman so my involuntarily erections were perfectly normal.

Whew!

 

[Trickie]

She didn't even say she was married to Peter or, actually, anything at all about their relationship.

Actually, she did say "our family" when she was referring to the events that have been transpiring. Granted, this isn't as clear cut as if she had said "I am Peter's wife and we have a son named Harrison", but I doubt this is something a landlord would say unless you're going to say he paid her to say all that, in which case why would you trust anything she says in the video if you're just going to make excuses when the evidence doesn't fit the theory you were hoping for?

 

[DoritoPope]

Ashleigh is in this video but... different voice?

I have a question: Why is Ashleigh's voice significantly different everytime we see/hear her?

 

[Giovanni]

I only got on the ride recently, and I'm not sure if I'm better off or not.

So many questions. Answers that only raise further questions. Even the apparent ending feels more like a sequel hook than an actual resolution, given the amount of plot holes and unresolved issues. All I know is that, regardless of what the truth is - even if he's telling the truth about everything - this guy is still far more nuts than Chris, and that is...that is something. Hell if know what, but it's something.

I'm going back to the Chris threads where things make sense.

...a phrase I'd never thought I'd say.