DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Zack the ripper]

It's just advantageous to be one thing and another. It means he can shift either direction when the time comes to make a decision. That's one of the reasons why he's a walking contradiction. "Contributions are not necessary", but "they allow me to continue doing what we all love to see". "There is no drama on my streams", but "chiki chang wang charlie chang". He's none and both, fucking Finnegans Wake.

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Another CHILL and FUN night of Minecraft with a LOT of progress. Jasper, the 1K cat knocked over the keyboard and stopped the recording for YouTube sometime in the middle, splitting the video into three half hour parts. Sometime, I'm going to take note of exactly how much time is wasted doing various things in the Minecraft stream. I feel like 40-50% is spent standing about in the game, addressing chat and money donations, ranting, fishing for XP at level 30, generating and strengthening retcon. Most of the remaining time is spent catering to the request from the previous week's top paypig, or the previous previous week's top paypig. The rest of the time is following paid instructions, doing mundane work like breaking grass blocks without a shovel, or trekking between his two bases. It's fucking ridiculous.

Rumpelstiltzkinz rises from the ashes with poise and grace.
Rumpelstiltzkinz donating the first of multiple $5 tonight.
40-yo virgin out getting laid on a Friday night.
Phil crying out for Mr. Papaveraceae.
Dissing a former voluntary helper.
A man and his 1K cat.
A tribute song to Jasper, the 1K cat.

Hint hint [1] [2] [3] [4]
Phil contradicting his strict criteria for the weekly Minecraft naming competition.
Intense bidding war. [1] [2] [3]
Greed cracking through. [1] [2]

Miscellaneous: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6]

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you are a hero and i would love to have this format prosper
the sound clips are amazing
while i was watching my favorite youtuber matt mundane's secondary channel "bluray the rapey" and got a glimpse of dsp's world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftl0eZsO6RU
the said great youtuber seemed aware that fred meyer was an expensive old hags' store
our pig seems oblivious to that which is funny

 

[uncritically]

Greed cracking through. [1]

37+139=230? what..

 

[Adamska]

I'm taking a break from the pigroach after this auction has ended.

I can't. Humanity is a lost cause

It gets a lot easier to cope when you realize that his fanbase never really changes, and most "new" people are either the same weirdoes who stalk losers like Wings, or are just his mentally challenged audience using alts because they're too retarded to stop donating to Pig, but are just capable of shame enough to change names to not be laughed at directly.

 

[samovski]

37+139=230? what..

I honestly hoped you were exaggerating. Does he do this regularly on stream? Was that just his shit math showing or him inflating the total on purpose?

 

[mollymawk]

37+139=230? what..

I honestly hoped you were exaggerating. Does he do this regularly on stream? Was that just his shit math showing or him inflating the total on purpose?

He got the "139" confused with "193", but the sum is correct.
He got the math mixed up earlier also. 25% Italian plus 25% Polish plus 50% Other equals 100% authentic Italian.

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

For the next time Phil says he won't unban someone for money, just keep in mind this dipshit: https://overrustlelogs.xyz/stalk?channel=darksydephil&nick=rumpelstiltzkinz

This guy has been banned by madara multiple times and always tips Phil asking to be unbanned. So far, he has been every single time, including at least once after Phil explicitly said "You're not getting unbanned".

Dude spams emotes, caps, and actually antagonizes the mods (in particular eternal_napalm and madara), but he keeps tipping and asking to be unbanned, and Phil keeps right on doing it.

but you can't get unbanned by tipping him on a stream how many times does DSP have to say that?!

In this 9 minute long video alone, Phil has bragged about/showed off: the condo he bought, a brand new coffee maker that makes more than one cup at a time, 20 pairs of shoes that jobless Leanna owns (hmm, wonder who paid for those...), his brand new BMW sitting in the garage (with another one on the way!), a new rug, new paintings on the walls, and last but not least his gigantic stacks of DVDs/Blu-rays. He was such a happy little piggy here, showing off all the possessions he has; these videos are literally the only time he ever sounds genuinely enthused. This is why Phil doesn't do any more vlogs around his house. It's not that "nothing has changed" like he claims, it's that he's been caught so many times in other videos with expensive shit that it directly flies in the face of his "I'm broke, I need money!" scam. Phil is addicted to spending money and his condo is most likely filled with all sorts of furniture, appliances, gadgets and knickknacks that he's bought in the last few years that even he realizes it's counter-productive for him to do more house vlogs.

Thing about the keurig is, Phil doesn't drink coffee at all does he? If he drinks kickstarter or mio for caffeine in the morning it doesn't seem like he'd drink coffee, if Leanna drank coffee why would they need one that makes multiple cups at a time? For company?

 

[Immortal Technique]

37+139=230? what..

All these simple math mistakes; just more gasoline on the fire of him actually being on the spectrum or having a learning disorder

 

[KD6-3.7]

Anyone else notice that he was talking in this “cutesy” baby talk through a lot of his stream last night, or was it just me? For some reason he was especially unbearable last night even before he started getting the big tips. Then at one point he started this happy singing and goes, “La, la la la... Life... with Jasper... is a hap-py liiiife...” Kat must have “pleased” the pig roach in some way yesterday.

I just had to turn it off at that point. I almost threw up from the absolute cringe.

 

[Adamska]

Anyone else notice that he was talking in this “cutesy” baby talk through a lot of his stream last night, or was it just me? For some reason he was especially unbearable last night even before he started getting the big tips. Then at one point he started this happy singing and goes, “La, la la la... Life... with Jasper... is a hap-py liiiife...” Kat must have “pleased” the pig roach in some way yesterday.

I just had to turn it off at that point. I almost threw up from the absolute cringe.

Pig's just happy he can finally start showing off new toys again. Remember how happy he was when he did a house tour in WA when he first moved and how often he did those videos back at his old condo? He just wants to rub his success in people's faces, and being able to have money and show off a toy with little clap back makes him a happy autistic narcissist.

 

[AckedyACK]

37 dollars to have him create a stone penis in Minecraft... sure isn't a children's entertainer!

 

[Salubrious]

I was cruising around with some Mighty D videos in the background and came across this from last March.

Starting at 5:46, DSP claimed last year that Kat works "normal business hours." This is despite the fact that she clearly works at night.

Did Kat get a new job or is this standard DSP not keeping his story straight?

 

[JackDavis]

I was cruising around with some Mighty D videos in the background and came across this from last March.

Starting at 5:46, DSP claimed last year that Kat works "normal business hours." This is despite the fact that she clearly works at night.

Did Kat get a new job or is this standard DSP not keeping his story straight?

Pretty sure he mentioned that she changed her hours.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

I was cruising around with some Mighty D videos in the background and came across this from last March.

Starting at 5:46, DSP claimed last year that Kat works "normal business hours." This is despite the fact that she clearly works at night.

Did Kat get a new job or is this standard DSP not keeping his story straight?

Also it's Phil, everything he says could be a lie. She could be unemployed for all we know. Might not even live with him anymore.

 

[Comma]

Skipping through last night's stream was like watching a scene from Idiocracy and made me very worried about mankind's future as a species.

 

[PieceofShet]

Burnell mama: -Get a job.
Snort: -I will get one in 20 years...
Burnell mama: -You have 10 years, we are dying.
Snort: -My plan is to get a cat and a baby and just beg more ack ack ack.

 

[Adamska]

Pig's just experiencing the stress of normal human social interaction guys; evident by how even people talking outside or working outside renders him into panic mode. Overthinking him on this is autistic.

 

[JMR]

Constantly in shill mode.

The other night he caught himself almost saying that Jasper "interacts" with Kat when she's playing games, so I guess he's sometimes aware of how he uses the word.

Yesterday while talking about fishing with his dad: "We always would catch them and throw them right back 'cuz we were just doing it for social, y'know, interaction and for fun"

He was also retelling a story (I had never heard it before) about how he was with his dad, saltwater fishing off a pier. Phil hooked a big fish and he and his dad fought with it for a while. They eventually had it out the water and were pulling it up, but the line broke which made Phil so sad. A fellow fisherman conspired with Phil's dad to try and pass off another fish as one of Phil's catches. But young Phil sniffed out the plan (they were caught the fuck out) which only made young Phil cry even more.

 

[PieceofShet]

I thought the world isnt black and white. I guess I was wrong...

 

[BrunoMattei]

I would have tremendous respect if Mixer blocked him from their platform.

 

[Phil Factor]

Still surprised Phil puts up with Brian's slights. Maybe he didn't catch wind of his response to Jasper?